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Show Me What I'm Looking For: Carolina Liar & Long, Long Time: Mindy McCreedy & How You Remind Me: Avril Lavigne - A Slideshow Story Story Involving JiffyLong
May 9, 2016
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This is a little strange, it uses bible quotes, an I’m in this. It tells a story I think, but, I don’t know what it’s trying to say. It was made a little over a year ago. It has pictures of me. It gets weird by the third video (you just gotta see it), what do you guys think? And I’m pretty sure it says I’m gonna wither and die on the last video. 

Monoxides voice from Behind The Paint. “What… the FUCK… is going on here”. 

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

May 9, 2016
2:29 pm
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Aw, is this Jiffy’s first stalker? @JiffyLong I’m sure u can out-wicked her/him/z or whatever the fuck is thrown at you. Stay sane, &

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May 9, 2016
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Yeah same here this reminds me of all the freaky chicks in high school that would cling on to me or viscera.

one in particular. Her family was this big time shot callers here in hayward. They ran shit. Started one if the craziest murderous gangs here. She ended up being basically a crack baby in this fucken gangbanger hood famous fucked up trap house. She would always see people od and have seizures. (Big batch of bad dope hit my city in the late 90s.) she was this sexy awesome insane goth chick that was riddled with problems stemming from ALL types of abuse and shit I don’t know or understand probably…

Needless to say I loved it all and got my heart broken. Not that u like this chick but I guess what I’m trying to say is RED FLAG! RED FLAG! RED FLAG!

I kinda like the videos. Has a 2006 types of feel lol.

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May 9, 2016
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bayAreaShaman said
Yeah same here this reminds me of all the freaky chicks in high school that would cling on to me or viscera.

one in particular. Her family was this big time shot callers here in hayward. They ran shit. Started one if the craziest murderous gangs here. She ended up being basically a crack baby in this fucken gangbanger hood famous fucked up trap house. She would always see people od and have seizures. (Big batch of bad dope hit my city in the late 90s.) she was this sexy awesome insane goth chick that was riddled with problems stemming from ALL types of abuse and shit I don’t know or understand probably…

Needless to say I loved it all and got my heart broken. Not that u like this chick but I guess what I’m trying to say is RED FLAG! RED FLAG! RED FLAG!

I kinda like the videos. Has a 2006 types of feel lol.

Woah woah woah woah…. like??? She was gonna adopt me, she’s like mid 30s and I’m 17. Then I was smoking and she found out so I moved out. Then she made the last two videos. Which is why it says I’m gonna wither and fade away like the leaves or whatever. 

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May 9, 2016
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JiffyLong said 
Woah woah woah woah…. like??? She was gonna adopt me, she’s like mid 30s and I’m 17. Then I was smoking and she found out so I moved out. Then she made the last two videos. Which is why it says I’m gonna wither and fade away like the leaves or whatever. 

Who cares what this hyper-religious fucktard thinks? If she can go from wanting to adopt you to wrapping you up in the neat little package of a YouTube playlist entitled “Look Woman, Your Son” : Phillip-Jordan  then good riddance. And,

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May 9, 2016
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How long ago did this happen? Not long I’m sure.

I can only imagine dude and I don’t think there’s a bunch of people willing to adopt and I assume u got close but u don’t want to be adopted by her bro u don’t. U don’t do that shit. 

My honest opinion is these are psycho ramblings of a person on drugs. Or just crazy.

RED FLAG

sounds shitty.

i wouldn’t try to decipher those videos man. 

If I was 35 trying to adopt a 17 year old I wouldn’t fucken turn my back on him or what ever over smoking. Your a fucken 17 year old who needs to be adopted of course ur gonna be fucken smoking. I wouldn’t be fucken surprised u know. Like wtf do u expect. She wasn’t real about it then.  How can u do that.

What I’m trying to say is that I think  u should tell a kid ur in  for the long hull if ur not ready . That’s and she sounds like a  kid herself. And crazy. 

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May 9, 2016
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And my bad for assuming and probably getting some shit wrong but damn..

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May 9, 2016
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I think you’re tough, Jiffy. I was abandoned by both of my parents at birth, so I’m not talking out of my ass. Maybe this is a pivotal moment for you & you’ll see what you’re truly made of. I’m betting it’s more formidable stuff than Mixed Whine and her endless bible verses strung together by sap.

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May 9, 2016
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bayAreaShaman said
How long ago did this happen? Not long I’m sure.

Almost two years ago, I was just looking through my old emails and found screens of this and remembered it. So I shared it on here. 

I can only imagine dude and I don’t think there’s a bunch of people willing to adopt and I assume u got close but u don’t want to be adopted by her bro u don’t. U don’t do that shit. 

Well, I didn’t know her too much, she was a neighbor of my step uncles who I moved out of. Only reason she was taking me in was because my first name was Phillip and my face was a face she was looking for (she said she was looking through people’s Windows and shit at night and got put in a psych ward. And that my face is Jared Leto and Johnathan Rhys Meyers smashed together. 

 

My honest opinion is these are psycho ramblings of a person on drugs. Or just crazy.

RED FLAG

sounds shitty.

i wouldn’t try to decipher those videos man. 

If I was 35 trying to adopt a 17 year old I wouldn’t fucken turn my back on him or what ever over smoking. Your a fucken 17 year old who needs to be adopted of course ur gonna be fucken smoking. I wouldn’t be fucken surprised u know. Like wtf do u expect. She wasn’t real about it then.  How can u do that.

Well, I did have a chance to stay, but, they pretty much said if I would pretty much have NO life at all, like, everything will be cut off. So I just said fuck it and moved. 

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May 9, 2016
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I dunno man I’m just glad they didn’t like u smoking and u cut. I can only imagine dude. Good luck big homie. 

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May 9, 2016
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that my dear friend is all sorts of fucking crazy.

good thing you didnt get locked in some religious nuts basement, probably would have ended up happening if she heard your music lol.

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