I headbutted this fat thug kid for pushing my brother through a window in his own apartment just because he was an asshole... turns out this asshole wasn't a he. . I had unknowingly smashed a stout lesbian broads nose. Someone hit me with something and four or five kids started trying to stomp me. My brother ran around mosh pit style and pushed them off if me. I said "what the fuck!?! This us supposed to be man on man fighting!!" ... "I'm a girl" he said amidst the chaos. "What!?!" I replied... he lifted up his baggy sweatshirt to reveal two ample, at least C cup breasts in a bra. Looking back, I don't regret. Act like a dude, get smacked like a dude. Good times!

I punched a black chick once, buut in my defense she was trying to mug me and she hit me first. i dont know whats worse, hitting a woman, or hitting her and then running like a mother fucker.

i fucked an ex girlfriends mum (she was NOT hot) when i was extremely drunk. i went to take a piss at about 2 am at a party at her house adn her mum was all over me so i thought fuck it and we fucked on the toilet. afterwards i went outside and bragged about it.... i got kicked out of the aprty pretty quickly with a black eye, sore balls and a broken rib. actually no, i am proud of that one.

this ugly ass bitch was hanging out at my house while we were watching movies and getting drunk and she was being a hell cunt being rude and shit. so for a laugh i started hitting on her, after a while of fooling around (publically) on the couch, i took her to my bedroom and while i was fucking her i pulled out and plugged her in the ass, and right before i blew i pulled out and spidermanned her (cum on your hand, spit on her back and when she turns around throw cum in her eyes) and then proceeded to laugh my ass off while she stumbled to the bathroom to clean herself up. she left the house and i never saw her again. 

also i have licked many female buttholes, there is nothing wrong with a little ass to mouth. As long as they have good hygiene.

This Mexican cutie blew me and I ejaculated on the outside of a church wall.

whats the significance of a broom? she was in her mid 20s wasnt all that fine but kinda cute.. i didnt use a line i was just persistent at talkin & tryin to impress her… we kinda just went out to eat a few times… then boom haha i went to a charter school (most kids had PO's) & i oftenly read the dictionary/thesaurus (so i had a good vocab) so i think i appeared smarter & more mature than the rest of the kids… i imagine her man at home just wasnt fulfilling her needs tho… & i wrote & sometimes rapped lyrics but i wasnt an "internet" rapper yet... i didnt start puttin out music til like 3 yrs later...

Next question...

Do you have a pic of said teacher like from the school website we could see...and also when you took her out did you pay for her extra value meal...or make her dollar menu that shit...

Ive still got my broom so if i have to reinstate my original shenanagins I will...

well that shits from south park from yeeeeaaarrrsss ago so you should know about it buddy

OCJ_Brendan said:

well that shits from south park from yeeeeaaarrrsss ago so you should know about it buddy

haha it doesnt ring a bell

if i upload the pic id cut her out of it out of respect since i dont know if she still works there or not.. she was still teachin there when we did the prom thing (& years after i graduated) we didnt dance together or anything.. we just like took the pic then bounced out to a hotel shorty afterwards…

no homo but keep it real who wouldnt blow a nigga that cute haha!

ive never worn a wizard hat in my life

haha yup.. i expected someone to question me on that tho... nowadays teacher/student relationships arent nearly as rare as they were back then tho