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1:09 pm
February 24, 2014
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your at the bar, and its last call, and your trying to take home something to fuck. just before your about to leave, this smoker comes up to you. off the scale. basically your hook up for the night. you get back to your crib, and she giving you the best damn blowjob you ever had, or ever will have. you pull them panties down and a fuckin dick bigger than yours pops out, infront of your face like “sup”. but heres the kicker, underneath the ball bag is the best fuckin neden on the planet. has an ora and everything. now…
do you tuck and fuck, or kick her out?? well I guess a tuck wont work. would you tape it to the stomach and fuck it?
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
2:47 pm
August 27, 2012
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Dont keep him waiting Sean hes canceled his whole day and dimmed the lights in his shack while he waits for you to complete his fantasy.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
3:24 pm
February 24, 2014
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No, just hypothetical, but if it did happen Id put a sock over it and tape and tap! I’d put the pussy on the chainwax.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
4:07 pm
April 1, 2012
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You like tranny dingaling Sean?
4:19 pm
April 1, 2012
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Even more mind blowing. Do they have bootyholes too?
4:55 pm
April 1, 2012
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Ain’t that some shit
5:16 pm
April 4, 2012
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Ya, I’d have to know if this person was indeed a female first and foremost. If she then just happened to have a dick (giving the other credentials you mentioned) I’d say there’s an 80-90% chance I’d hit it.
If they weren’t indeed female, that goes to about 40-50%.
Factor in amount of alcohol; more equals %+, less equals %-
Or do you just ask yourself, “Well, I already let this person blow me so…?”
5:30 pm
May 22, 2012
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if it has a y chromosome, i dont want it.
for real, though the scenario is invalid. a dick bigger than mine? it would have to be wearing snow pants for me not to realize it wasnt a woman. in which case, theres no chance id think it was a smoker.
i met a hermaphrodite once, in my shrinks waiting room. he [he chose to identify as a he] was all right, real easy going.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
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