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July 23, 2013
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So a few weeks back curiosity got the better of me and I figured, why fuckin' not spend $92US on 12 cans of Faygo? that's cheaper per can than the Bundy Rum I drink out at a club. I chose Rock n Rye because it looked interesting, though, as soon as the missus made the purchase I saw Dark Cherry -.-

It arrived today from Detroit to my peaceful little country town right on time because I was up in arms that I needed to drive interstate to Sydney for eye surgery and my car battery had gone dead. But the delay kept me at home and the postman came with my shit! So I've got two cans chilling in the fridge here in the apartment in Sydney. Waiting for them to cool down, I dunno what to expect tbh.

July 23, 2013
7:05 am

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When I first cracked it I smelt creaming soda and was kinda let down but after making it all foam in my mouth it hits whatever I read it would taste like. I got the creaming soda, I got the vanilla and then something I can't put my finger on. I also feel as if it is a thicker texture to the normal stuff I drink.

Anyhoo when I raise some more coin I'm going to have to import more. I'm thinking dark cherry and I found some sort of kiwi fruit flavour and I love kiwi fruit!

July 23, 2013
7:11 am

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Rock N Rye is basically cream soda with food coloring as far as i'm concerned. It's good dude.

Drink of choice FAYGO! Rock N Rye and Hennessey

July 23, 2013
7:12 am

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You should've gotten candy apple homie. Just sayin'

July 23, 2013
12:25 pm

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On the way home from cedar point last weekend we stopped at a gas station in ohio and I discovered my new love. Black Cherry Faygo. Fucking amazing. They don't have it in indiana for some retarded reason, so I'd never had it before. Black cherry is amazing. that is all.

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July 23, 2013
12:26 pm

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Black Cherry faygo is the muthafuckin shit. Cosign muthafucka cosign

July 23, 2013
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I like LTB more everyday, even if he does look like Justin Beiber in that photo. Maybe one of the dudes from One Direction. Oh shit, could it be.......

July 23, 2013
12:29 pm

The Notorious, L.T.B.

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Lol fuck outta here, now i gotta go change my avatar. And u have won my support permanently for being the first to spell my name correctly in days.

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July 23, 2013
7:50 pm

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patjoyce said
Black Cherry faygo is the muthafuckin shit. Cosign muthafucka cosign

hmm patjoyce is pro black cherry faygo but anti cherry koolaid.......

And also ill, i hate you.... i cant justify spending teh 92 US to buy in what is essentially kirks/lido soda.

that and my carton of spazmatic dissapeared in the mail so im a little less trusting then most people of getting soda from america.

July 23, 2013
7:56 pm

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Ah, but spazmatic gets stopped as a drug in customs. Cus its an energy drink. Not a soda

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July 23, 2013
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and that makes me angry LTB (see i cun speel)

July 23, 2013
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I shoulda just made my name Levi. Or Toasty. Oh well, but yeah it's dumb. If I'm ever in australia, I'll bring u spazmatic.

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July 23, 2013
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Haha, seriously, how hard is it to spell your name? It's three letters, that's hilarious dude.

Black cherry faygo is seriously the bomb. Cherry kool-aid tastes like cough syrup to me, I can't believe that kids anywhere actually drink that shit. If you haven't tried black cherry faygo, go get on that shit man, it's somethin' else.

July 23, 2013
8:14 pm

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I guess it's just too similar to BLT and people love those things, so their mind goes straight to That. Lol, on the topic of faygo, have you ever tried rip it energy drinks? Theyre owned by faygo. One dollar energy drinks, love them.

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July 23, 2013
8:18 pm

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Faygo is only good to throw on people and plug fat bitches assholes.

July 23, 2013
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And to consume in copious quantities.

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July 23, 2013
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i shall hold you to that LTB.

Anything ive ever tried in cherry flavour tastes like cough syrup, i suppose its target audience is lil wayne.

July 23, 2013
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No wonder my one homie loves cherry everything. Dude chugs cough syrup like it's going outta style. And hold me to it all you want, no when the world ends, you can look for a guy fully clothed in hatchet gear waving cases of spazmatic over his head. You'll know who i am when you see me

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July 24, 2013
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Now everything to me is valued in the currency of Faygo.

$100? Dude, that's like a 12 pack of faygo.

Win $95 on a football bet? That's a 12 pack of Faygo right there.

unfortunately it's the weight of it that makes it so pricey to ship. if anyone can help me get it cheaper, I'm all ears.

July 24, 2013
11:57 am

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Dude there is absolutely no way in hell I would ever pay 92 dollars for a case of Faygo...the whole point is its cheap...take that away and its just high fructose sugar water...thats expensive...1 dollar a can is too much for Faygo...except maybe blue moon mist or candy apple...but still DAMN thats like 8 bucks a can...for POP...

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