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4:56 pm
March 30, 2013
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This is an exclusive peek at some lyrics from “Malicious Monsieur Red Frederick”!
Here is some of “What is a Juggalo 2019?”:
It starts off with DJ Clay and Jumpsteady playing clips from “Miracles” “Juggalo Party”, and “Juggalo Island” on their cells, then asking each other what a Juggalo is in a skit.. since both of their voices at their highest pitch sound similar, the voices meld into one and we hear ” SO IT’S BEEN LIKE 25 YEARS, CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK A JUGGALO IS?!?”
Violent J:
“What is a Juggalo?
Gimme a minute…
-crickets and wind blowing-…
Okay, gimme another…
-Jeopardy theme-
Fuck it, Shaggs, give it to ’em, brother!”
Shaggs:
“What is a Juggalo?
She’s not a fuckin gang member
But she’ll dismember your member
And smile, never lose her temper.”
Violent J:
“What is a Juggalo?
They’re not just scrubbies and fatties
They come from all walks of life
Champagne bubblies to Natties”
Shaggs:
“What is a Juggalo?
A fuckin prodigy
He tats ya double D’S
With cattle prods, g”
Violent J:
” What is a Juggalo?
He’ll show you pics from Atlantis
And punch you in the nuts
When you yell ‘ya lyin bastid!’ ”
Shaggs:
What is a Juggalo?
She hates politickin’
She’d rather cut the chickens
Knifin they fuckin gizzards
Then wife a fuckin wizard
Under a Faygo blizzard
I hope you never dissed her
Cuz she’s a real ninja”
Chorus:
What is a Juggaluggaluggaluggaluggaluggaloooooo??!!!
We don’t know
What is a Juggaluggaluggaluggaluggaluggaloooooo??!!!
But they know for real
And as far as we see, bitch
You never will
That’s all I’m allowed to post! Billy said he would bash my sack if I leaked any more!!
P.S. – don’t be surprised to hear the return of Mike E. Clark!
P.P.S. – just fucking around, still trying to make FLH Fun again!
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Chuckieboy, SPOOKYtheFUNGI, djscrubb5:23 pm
January 28, 2016
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Aint this the march song thats not released yet…
Frenchies straight out the hair salon
With a faggot ass name like Jean…
Thats all i got to say about that speculative album title….and that red fredrick sounds racists…dont think icp would make a jokers card making fun of an irish ginger leprechaun
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Old Mr Dangerous6:11 pm
March 30, 2013
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
Aint this the march song thats not released yet…Frenchies straight out the hair salon
With a faggot ass name like Jean…Thats all i got to say about that speculative album title….and that red fredrick sounds racists…dont think icp would make a jokers card making fun of an irish ginger leprechaun
They could do a Saint Patrick’s day track with House of Pain “Shamrocks, Shangri-La & Shenanigans
They have a dope ass Sampler cassette I got… it’s just snippets of verses and choruses… it seems like the album is just a bunch of “sequels, prequels, and reimaginings” of their classics… the first verse I’m guessing is a continuation of “Lil’ Sumthin Sumthin, it went:
I grab Melania by the puss
Even when she says nope
Girl, Donnie said it’s cool
Call me Shaggy 2 Grope
Then by my guess, the ten more tracks they played rang a lot of bells… if i were to guess, they would be something like:
Forever Stabbin’
Sad Professor… it’s what happens after Mad Professor’s creation leaves him for a better looking professor.
Rainbows & Stuff (and Meth)… or maybe Rainbows & Meth… hard to tell, it’s a strange sound… reminiscent of early Bad Brains.
Bugz on My Nugz (Post-Treatment Mixxx)
Get Off Me, God! (A Where’s God? and Get Off Me, Dog! MEC mashup)
Mall of Illusions (they call out Hot Topic for not carrying their March after the gang thing)
Turkey Fishin’.. this one was the lamest attempt to catch that old school feeling.. I guarantee they won’t play this live more than once before it fades into obscurity…
Ticket Booth… another “carnival” track like Midway, House of Horrors, Tilt-A-Whirl… it was a very obvious diss to Twiztid saying they don’t sell out shows.. clever metaphor, though…
Behind the Panties
Carnival of Carnicks (Original Mix with NATAS)
Crossing Thy Fridge … another Violent J weight-loss chant.
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI6:26 pm
January 28, 2016
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LMFAO at turkey fishing…i heard thats gonna be on the “turkey bowling ep” dropping on thanksgiving
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Old Mr Dangerous9:18 pm
March 30, 2013
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More lyrics from the track were allowed .
Violent J:
What is a Juggalo?
Yeah they cuss like some sailors
Your pastor is a pedophile
Tell me who’s staler?
What is a Juggalo?
He’s got a weak bladder
He eats Clue
And pisses Shoots and Ladders
Shaggs:
(What is a- man, fuck that shit!
25 years and you still on that board game
Shittin and pissin bullshit!
Violent J:
Don’t worry about my shit just RAP motherfucker)
Shaggs:
What is a Juggalo?
She stays high like a bird fart
Slam you to the wall
Harder than Daley Earnhardt
What is a Juggalo?
They all family, maggots!
All working together
Like some motherfuckin magnets
9:56 pm
September 18, 2012
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Violent J
Shaggy 2 Dope
What is a juggalo?
A member of a family
chooses to stand by us through all the insanity
we watch each other’s backs, we’re all a little krazee
we give you this home so I hope you appreciate me
What is a juggalo?
Well he raps
and the homies give him daps even when it sounds like crap
cause he don’t want your money or a career in the end
he’s just having fun with his shitty rapping friends
What is a juggalo?
Well it’s a word
something we created with great marketing perks
we make you feel welcome when others say you’re lame
sell you that we’re different when really it’s all the same
What is a, wait a second? What were you…?
Don’t think about it, just rap motha fucka!
What is a juggalo?
He knaw’m sayin
when others don’t knaw’m sayin they knaw’m sayin, knaw’m sayin?
if you don’t knaw’m sayin you’re not insane and just not stayin
cus ya gotta knaw’m sayin so nameste to all them playas
10:00 pm
March 30, 2013
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My snippets clip yours like a foreskin-a-thon.
10:02 pm
September 18, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
My snippets clip yours like a foreskin-a-thon.
I don’t think I knawya sayin.
10:13 pm
September 18, 2012
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What is a juggalo?
He goes to heaven
when he steals this plane in 2001 on 9/11
screams whoop whoop before he crash and burns it
knocks down the twin towers for 72 juggavirgins
What is a juggalo?
well he’s not alone
couldn’t have done the attack on his own
a bunch of juggalos form a demolition team
because juggalo jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
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Old Mr Dangerous
10:15 pm
March 30, 2013
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King Lucem Ferre said
What is a juggalo?He goes to heaven
when he steals this plane in 2001 on 9/11
screams whoop whoop before he crash and burns it
knocks down the twin towers for 72 juggavirgins
What is a juggalo?
well he’s not alone
couldn’t have done the attack on his own
a bunch of juggalos form a demolition team
because juggalo jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
I like you now.
But your butt stink.
You’ll never be as intoxicated as me, nawmsayn
10:20 pm
September 18, 2012
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What is a juggalo?
He wears a suit
and shoots webs from his wrists on a hot pursuit
to fight local crime, he also climes up walls
screaming “upside down kiss my motha fucking balls”
What is a juggalo?
A monkey in a tie
trying to get his bananas taken from a crocodile guy
hunts the fucker down, raids his silly ship
then jumps on his head screaming “gimme all my shit!”
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Chuckieboy
10:29 pm
September 18, 2012
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What is a juggalo?
well it’s kinda like a stick
one end full of led helps you write a bunch of shit
and if you fuck up, don’t you ever fret
because you can erase your shit with the other end
What is a juggalo?
well he might be a god
he likes a good massage and likes his quick croissants
he’s got his love lock down followed by flashy lights
he’s happy for you, will let you finnish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time ALLL TIIIIIIME
10:47 pm
September 18, 2012
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What is a juggalo?
I don’t fucking know
I’m just making shit up with a corny fucking flow
why try to define it? I really give no fucks
but we’re not a gang, we’re a cult you fuckin chumps
What is a juggalo?
well he ain’t gotta rhyme
but still his raps are fresh every fuckin’ day
fucked up in the head, maybe a nut case
a sexy motha fucka with a painted head
Whoop Whoop King Lucem Ferre :
Chuckieboy
5:01 pm
March 30, 2013
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What is a Juggalo?
He hails from Buffalo
His wings are buffalo
And he rides a buffalo.
He ain’t a Juffalo
But known to bug a ho
He wants that muffalo
Sick like yucky, yo.
^ worst rhyme ever
11:58 pm
January 4, 2017
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I don’t think it’s gonna be called red fred I think it’s gonna be a more carnival based name
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