I don’t do shit to my hair except wash it everyday.comb it maybe twice a month.it just does its own thing.having long hair does suck though but I hate having short hair.haven’t had a haircut in years.I think cuz when I was younger my parents would always make me cut my hair so I didnt look like a stoner,so now I never want to cut it.but chicks dig curly hair man.

Anybody ever notice that Tech N9ne has those eyes that stare deep into your soul… and can see what you want for Christmas.

patjoyce said

Barocko Jenkings said
ahhh miss joyce is on her heavy flow… u are a one page book. u cant understand that I feed u misspelled word on purpose because thas the only thing u have. if I actual wrote how I speak u would jus b grabbing at air wit ur u don’t kno ur father jokes. cuz in reality I seen my father a lot more recently then u seen ur hair line . its kinda sad but weigh more amusing. my head looks like a nut sack huh thas the best u got?  well the pubes on my wrinkled head grow. could grow out to dreedlocks  if I let um. don’t b mad chrome dome I kno its hard being a bald lady but i here there coming out with ground breaking studies in the hair loss field. mayb one day u can have hair again too. oo shit the money u save on hair cuts u should b able to buy way more pussy I mean escorts.

 

 

Yeah, right. If you posted how you speak it would be a bunch of clickity clackity booty scratcher shit, and there’s really no need for you to be posting like that barumpbump. Seriously, you give spell check a hard enough time as it is. So, let me get this straight, you intentionally misspell most of what you write on the chance that I might see it and have something to rag on you about? Because we’re best pals and you just want me to have something to use against you to make myself feel better? Right, sure you do. 

 

Also, no, saying your head looks like a nutsack isn’t the best I’ve got, not even close. It’s simply a fact. All you can grow are short and curly nappy hairs which unmistakably looks like a bunch of pubic hair. It’s further proof that God does, in fact, actually hate you. It seems to be the nappiest the blacker the person is, and you’re so black that if you went to night school you would get marked absent. 

 

I could also grow hair if I wanted to, I guess you missed that part of the thread. You must have dropped out early, like high school. And who are you kidding, you don’t have any idea who your father is any more than I do. You might have thought about using that lie the first time I berated you for being a ghetto bastard, well over a year ago now.

 

Now, the one thing that I do believe about you is that you could in fact grow dreadlocks. You seem to think of this as a skill, and I wouldn’t be surprised if you mentioned it during job interviews. You should do it barump, it’s not like you’ll be ruining your looks or anything. You don’t wash your nappy head anyway, you wouldn’t even have to adapt to a new lifestyle. You could let dingleberries hang from them and smelling like the monkey cage at the zoo during a heat wave, shit, people would probably pay you to go away. And every now and then people driving by on the street might mistake you for a buffalo instead of a nigger. It’s not much, but certainly a step up. Something for you to think about. 

Spooks of hazard

scruffy said
i havent been to the barber since 1998.  

fuck a haircut.  im content to simply hack off the last few inches every six months or so.  

  

i dont really give much of a fuck about balding, unless i were to develop the friar tuck bald spot, which doesnt seem to be the case.  at any rate, if it really started to bug me, i might just shave it all off.  who knows.  

  

side note, the ‘high and tight’, that ltb bes rockin?  best haircut of them all.  superior to the clean head, way more practical than long hair; the only downside is having to go to the damn barber every five days.  

  

Quoted and bolded for truth.

Lucem Ferre said
I’ve had the King Gordy horns, braids, cornrowed my hair (from back to front)WTF?, had two huge braids hanging down in the front, the spider legs that go all about, little elastics that create those spikes, I’ve cornrowed them into a little braided spiked mohawk, I’ve done lot’s of crazy shit with my hair. Right now it’s just a half assed mohawk. Thinking about shaving it again and letting it grow out. I always do my own hair too. Pain in the ass.

I’ve done all the highlighted. But now I rock a sweet swoop. I don’t really resemble the average lo anymore. I kinda look like a hipster Vanilla Ice… yea a hipster Vanilla Ice… FUCK YOU