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Pat's Girfriend
September 2, 2014
2:25 pm
patjoyce
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Yawn.

September 2, 2014
2:34 pm
Slumerican502
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This is really an unhealthy obsession. I've never seen a straight man so taken by another straight man. Kinda fuckin' weird really.

September 2, 2014
2:36 pm
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Is this the best you've got? Really? I'd say about 120, but you're never going to believe that. You have to make 3rd grade jokes to make myself look like how I need look like to you to make yourself feel better, it's understandable. 

 

She's 36, and is no longer my girlfriend, but my fiancé. I personally hate that word, it sounds too much like some French bullshit to me, but I didn't make the rules. You'd be quite jealous, which you won't let yourself be able to believe either. I'm sure you'll be posting some unfunny pictures next, but like I said, whatever gets through your day.

 

You see Jonas, no matter what you say or what you think, I am not a loser like you. I have a good job, I make a lot of money, I'm funny and fun to be around, and it's not hard for me to get a girlfriend.. I don't upload porn for a living and make up imaginary children and go around trying to prove to people that Canada is warmer than the greater Boston area, like anybody cares. You, on the other hand, have to pay transvestites to sit on your lap and take pictures for you to post on here, with you smiling like a Ferbie with your hoop earrings in your right ear. Assume away smackey-poo, it's all you got.

 

I also must say, it's an honor that you go through all my past threads. I'm sure that you found them all entertaining, and can work as a model for who you yourself would like to become one day. Even though I find yourself quite pathetic, I am honored that you take the time to go through all my past shit. It's always nice to have a fan. Even if it's you smackey-poo, even if it's you.

September 2, 2014
2:38 pm
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Slumerican502 said
This is really an unhealthy obsession. I've never seen a straight man so taken by another straight man. Kinda fuckin' weird really.

See that smack? Other people think you're pathetic too.

 

I can't help it @slumerican502, the dude's just obsessed with me. Look at his signature, that's like the 3rd Pat Joyce one he's had. I know he wants to blow me and sit on my face and be just like me, I'm obviously his idol, regardless of whether I want the little Frenchie troll or not. But what can I do, right? I'll just have to deal with the fact that he has a man crush on me.

September 2, 2014
2:46 pm
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the_almighty_smack said
when she called you a pedophile did you tell her that's an awfull big word for a 11 year old to say?

Sigh.

 

I already told you she's 36. Way to pay attention le_pussae_francais!! Like I said, even when you give it your best, you fall pitifully short. The only times you're funny is when you don't mean to be.

 

Did you take the time to read how the other member think of you? For instance:

Slumerican502 said
This is really an unhealthy obsession. I've never seen a straight man so taken by another straight man. Kinda fuckin' weird really.

Just in case you were wondering how well you're faring with the regulars, there it is. It's actually on par for every other day really, but thought I'd post it again just in case you missed it. I know you have a hard time paying attention to anything that isn't Pat joyce related. It's to be expected, seeing as how I'm your idol. 

September 2, 2014
2:49 pm
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Maybe you can come to the wedding. You would like that, wouldn't ya? You could object in person during the ceremony instead of forever holding your peace, and I'm sure her nieces and nephews could use a piñata. Unfortunetly for them, all that you're filled with is poutine and bullshit.

September 2, 2014
2:56 pm
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Yawn. Stretch. Repeat.

 

I'll post my ID as soon as you answer those questions smackey-poo. It can be up literally 2 minutes after you answer them. Why do you need my ID anyway? You already said you have all the proof you need, it's confusing. You can still have it for your photoshopping pleasures, but you have to give to get smackey. I feel I've been very clear on this, yet you are still as confused as your Prime Minister trying to understand foreign policy. 

 

Make all the threads you want, it doesn't stop me from derailing anything anywhere else should I choose to do so (and I will), it just makes you look obsessed. Which you are. Oh, I know, I know, you want the ID picture so you can get a tattoo of my face on your ass don't ya? Well, I can't stop you. Just answer those questions and it's yours.

September 2, 2014
3:01 pm
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Also, as I am getting tired of repeating myself, and the fact that you've had 2 weeks at least to answer those very simple questions, today is the last day. You can answer them today or the offer is off the table. I'm not going to go back and forth on this issue until the end of time with your retarded ass. If you were going to answer those simple to understand and answer questions you would have by now. Or, you can prove me wrong, answer them, and have my ID for you to play with and photoshop to your hearts content as soon as you do. Today is the last day though, it's really getting annoying trying to explain things to you.

 

Either come up with some new fresh amusing shit to say, not just the same unfunny bullshit rehashed again and again, or I'm just going to read for the rest of the day until it's time to go home. Bring something new, you're getting even more repetitive and boring than usual.

September 2, 2014
3:04 pm
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How does pat have a girlfriend?  he spends all his time here. He sits here and jerks off all day.  His girlfriend is his hand

September 2, 2014
3:06 pm
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He imagines his hand to be a 11 year oldgirl

September 2, 2014
3:10 pm
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the_almighty_smack said
of course your going to invite me to the wedding pat i bet the only person you ever talk  about to your fiance is me when  she asks you how was work you tell her all about how I found out your a registered sex offender and everything else your fiance knows who I am and  thats cool.

 

and who else would be at your wedding anyway you have no mom no dad no grandparents no friends no siblings I bet her parents are real proud she ended up with a 300 pound alchaholic sex offender.

 

is she blind??

No, she's not blind, but you sure are retarded. Regardless of how true you want it to be, I am not fat anymore, nor a sex offender. You can say it all day (and you do) it doesn't make it any more true though, no matter how badly you want/need it to be. t have friends who will be there, you can come and see for yourself. It's always fun to have a Frenchie fag to make fun of. I have a sister too, way to go on keeping the facts straight.

 

And, to answer your other question, she doesn't even know that you exist. You think I'm stupid enough to tell anyone that this is what I do in the afternoons at work? No, she actually thinks I work the whole day, I'm not about to shatter the illusion.

September 2, 2014
3:13 pm
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
How does pat have a girlfriend?  he spends all his time here. He sits here and jerks off all day.  His girlfriend is his hand

You're here more than I am, so just what does that say about you?

September 2, 2014
3:16 pm
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God pat you are so full of yourself lol.  It's funny.  I bet you jerk off to yourself in the mirror.  Even though your a fat slob

September 2, 2014
3:19 pm
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Not really. Im on my phone here. Your probably on your computer.  Plus I'm young remember?  You think I'm in school still  even though I'm not lol.  So theres my excuse.   I'm bored and on a phone.  What's yours?  You old bastard.  Go fishing or watch jeopardy, whatever old people do. 

September 2, 2014
3:22 pm
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Your excuse is your fat, lazy and can't get out the chair.  You order food and you put a hole in your chair so you can shit and type.  And your imaginary girlfriend changes the bucket under the chair. And wipes your ass

September 2, 2014
3:22 pm
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
God pat you are so full of yourself lol.  It's funny.  I bet you jerk off to yourself in the mirror.  Even though your a fat slob

I'm not full of myself at all, and unlike you, I don't feel the need to jump into other people's conversations. You're so pathetic and universally unwanted that you make fun of me and even the _almighty_orange doesn't like you. 

 

I can't help if he's obsessed, I didn't ask him to be, he developed a crush on me on his own. He starts threads, polls, even has my name appear in a lame joke under everything he posts. If that's not obsession, than I don't know what is. I know that he wants me underneath him, all the time, but using me as your signature is just plain obsession. Nobody else does that on here with anyone else, it's pathetic. It's not even a funny joke, his obsession clouds his thinking and he can come up with nothing. It's sad, really.

September 2, 2014
3:25 pm
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Damn twiztidkilla and smack tryna run a train on pat. This just got so much hotter.

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September 2, 2014
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Not really. Im on my phone here. Your probably on your computer.  Plus I'm young remember?  You think I'm in school still  even though I'm not lol.  So theres my excuse.   I'm bored and on a phone.  What's yours?  You old bastard.  Go fishing or watch jeopardy, whatever old people do. 

I'm at work and getting paid to be here. I would love to go fishing, but I can't. I'm working. You're sitting on your cum stained couch jumping into other peoples conversations, and being ignored for the most part I might add. You're obsessed with me too, come to think of it. You just can't stay away, every day you butt your nose into what I have going on. Go away. Shoo

September 2, 2014
3:30 pm
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the_almighty_smack said
he was pushing 300 pounds had a heart attack and now claims he is skinny yet he still talks about how much he loves burgers and drinks beer  a sam adams beer at that and sam adams beer has more calories than most beers a six pack of sam adams has more calories that a tripple whopper trio with poutine at burger king.

 

more calories that's intended for daily consumption and he's skinny yeah right

 

plus the dudes on here 24/7 sitting his fat ass in a chair all day long

 

so anyone who belives he aint fat or aint bald or aint on the sex offenders registry list or has a fiance has trouble reading between the lines.

 

pat's a liar a pathelogical liar he belives his own lies when he looks in a mirror he see's a funhouse mirror that makes him look skinny when he is really 300 pounds, when he looks at his right hand he see's a 120 pound 36 year old fiance.

 

the dudes fuct

If you say so smackey, whatever feeds your Calvin Klein Obsession. 

 

How can I be on here 24/7? I have to sleep retard. Duh. Can-a-duh. Hey?

 

I don't always eat bad shit, you just never hear me talking about how great salad is. Cause it sucks. 

 

I know that you're obsessed and love me so very much but just because you say something doesn't make it true smackey-poo. I know that you need me to be fat and bald, for whatever reason you have, you must a chubby chaser, I don't know. I told you, and everyone else who cared to listen before, that I was fat and proud of it. The only reason you ever knew is because I told you. If I was fat now, why would I suddenly lie about it? Hey, whatever you need me to be to fulfill your sick gay homoerotic fantasies, I can't stop you.

September 2, 2014
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I did notice that to smack's credit. Who only really turns into a childish, name throwing asshole with pat. Like even when i told him that, assuming it's all true, he's a fat hypocrite based on his height and weight he didn't get all shitty. Defended himself sure, but in a composed manner.

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