Old Mr Dangerous said

That’s great you think I’m so positive. The people at work say I’m full of hate and that when I laugh it sounds like I’m dying inside.

Also, have you completely ignored my hate filled diatribes towards Krunk?

My crazed condemnation of people jn the South?

My never-ending shit talk and ridicule of AMB, specifically Otis???

I don’t want legacy with you to be all cocoa and Cosby sweaters…    

You know me well enough to know I cherry pick what people say and do. 

With you I prefer to remember you as some creepy uncle type of weirdo with good intentions.

Who hates drinking while shooting guns and the occasional corn field rape?  

Also who doesn’t hate Otis?  

As far as your crush on krunk….. Hey we have all been there man.  That’s why Psyral treats her so nice so that one of the youngsters doesn’t swoop in there and rescue her from him.  Right Psyral?  Eventually she will be 80 still horny but your doctor won’t prescribe any more pills because of heart issues.  Women just seem to be built better. 

After reading this I decided I am an asshole but am too lazy to backspace. 

krunkazphuk said
How can u retire when u haven’t even finished boot camp yet, Nyro? And OMD, keep calling fingerfucking Mary Jane Röttencrötch a career and I’ll keep laughing my ass off. Douchelos. The gift that keeps on giving.  

I love you. 

I still remember the third thing you ever posted to me.  That I wouldn’t last a year on these forums. Three months to go. 

Are you excited?  I am.  I got big plans.  It will be like the twelve days of Christmas but better. 

Instead of Hanukkah we will have Nyronukkah. It shall be glorious. 

krunkazphuk said
I prefer Nyronomicon, where ur inner demon takes over and melts everyone’s brains.  

Pretty sure I have already dropped the forums average IQ by 10 points. 

krunkazphuk said
I’m smart enuff 4 both of us. I suggest putting on ur big boy helmet and asking ur wife to hit u as hard as she can.  

Pshh I wish.  I had to pack the gimp suit and helmet into a cardboard box.  We have to focus on “serious” reproduction now according to her. 

What exactly is serious reproduction anyways?  You mean to tell me my nut is more useful in missionary then more exciting positions? 

krunkazphuk said
Maybe let that bitch know ur more than a sack of mostly sperm. Treating her like a cumdumpster might wake her, and her ovaries, up.  

I told her last night (no joke cause we are trying for a kid again)….. 

“What the fuck do you want from me?  My back,  balls and cock can only take so much.  I need a break.  Can’t you be on top or some shit?  7 days no break, 3 times a day is killing me” 

Maybe I can hire a hispanic they seem to be pretty proficient at making kids on average. I don’t got it in me any more. This is taking a toll on my two inch wang.

krunkazphuk said
Slavery was abolished here in 1865, Nyro, so if you get milked 4 sperm that’s on u. And if u have to pay a Hispanic to fuck ur wife, somebody’s getting robbed. Maybe fly Sean Law to Texas and take notes.  

Taking notes is too much work.