2:56 pm
November 30, 2012
Hi everybody!!!! Alright, i'll be the first one to admit that I have way too much time on my hands, especially now that i'm spending a ridiculous amount of time on paid leave. Sometimes I get bored, i'll admit it. Nobody is really around to talk to during the day, so today when I was on my couch I decided that it would be a blast to smoke some great bud and take a bunch of ativan and neurotin. Then I realized that I could easily just snort the ativan and neurotin, and avoid waiting for them to dissolve in my stomach and just feel the full effects right away. Anyways, this is a great way to get high. Shit, I was lifted. I was so high I felt like I was floating on air, just all laughin and shit so obviously this was a great time to call the NAACP and ask them for some free shit, since they always seem to mjust be giving it away and shit. So I called the above mentioned national hotline and talked to some black dude who didn't find me any too amusing as I repeatededly asked him for a "Cup-O-Soup Nigga!!!!!" so I could "Feed all my seeds and shit. I got nine of them shits yo!! Hook a nigga up, I wanna go to school for free nigga!!! Cup-O-Soup nigga where it at yo!!!" I personally thought it was hilarious, unlike Jamar or Jerome or Jermarcus or Jarule or whatever the fuck his name was. He told me that I was tying up the hotline and hung up. He must've known that I was white. Anyways, not one to be easily defeated, I called back. "Where my Cup-O-Soup nigga!!! Help me feed my seeds yo!!!!! I deserve it, I play basketball and knock up fat white girls!!!!! Give me some help yo!!!!! I'm black yo, I deserve it!!!!! Cup-O-Soup!!!!!" Needless to say, the opeerator at the NAACP was none too amused this time either, neither was he inclined to send me any free shit, you know, because i'm white. I was going to call back when my phone rang and it was my new negro friend informing me that they had my phone number and were forwarding it to the police department. What did I say? You guessed it "Feed my seeds yo!!! Instant rice nigga, instant rice for a nigga!!!!!" He hung up again. I highly suggest you all call this hotline and ask for shit, but don't get your hopes up if you're white, because you won't be getting anything. They only give stuff to black people. Which totally isn't racist or anything. Nope. Not at all. Uh-huh, nope, no racism here.
Please excuse me, I have to go call the United Negro College Fund. Should be fun. And Worthwhile and not a waste of my time at all. Because certainly they're not racist either. I bet they'll help me right out. Let's see.
Later ya'll
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December 3, 2012
White people make me sick.... To hell with all of you
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
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May 22, 2012
twiztidkillaxxx2 said
You might not be a raciest but if you go to prison when you come out you might be a raciest. Blacks are as much raciest as white people or mexicans or asians
what, are you trying to justify it? 'its okay, because other people are racist, too.'?
fuck that. its all bullshit.
enough with the racism, already. theres much better shit to think about.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
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4:44 pm
December 3, 2012
I don't give a fuck what anyone says, we all have had racist thoughts at one time or another. The way pat words it is incredibly racist, but in a strange way I agree with a little bit of it.
I understand the need for naacp, affirmative action, and things like restructuring school busing to desegregate schools, but they aren't necessary anymore. That gap has been bridged by my generation. It's a different time now.
If we truly want things to be equal, then we have to set aside these double standards. What is a hate crime for instance? If I get into a fight with a gay/or black/or latino guy why do I get an extra charge tacked on automatically? After all race/sexual orientation most likely had nothing to do with it.
Affirmative action is another example. Say you have two men applying to be a firefighter.. One has 15 years experience and is better suited, but the other under qualified man gets the job simply to fill a quota.
Let me be clear that i'm not some redneck screaming "forced assimilation"
I don't care if white people are going to be a minority. white/black/hispanic is all just an illusion after all.
I don't care that spanish is going to overtake english as a language in this country.. I'd be happy if everyone in the world spoke one language, regardless of what it is. If everyone agreed on it i'd be down to learn and speak only spanish
I just want things to be equal..truly equal
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
4:50 pm
July 15, 2012
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July 15, 2012
5:03 pm
December 3, 2012
twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Why would we learn spanish? Yes its a easy to learn. But they should learn english. They came to our country.
See that's the nationalism mindset we need to get out of. This country was built by immigrants. Who really gives a fuck what language we speak? It's all just variations of sounds to communicate, nothing more nothing less.
Oh yeah I'm well versed in south park lore btw lol
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
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