My old friends tried to get me to not wipe and just wash thine anii off in thine shower, but booty bacteria on thine toes worried me. 

No one axed, but here’s my daily routine…

On a work day, I wake up on the weird couch thing in what is supposed to be my two daughter’s bedroom. They prefer sleeping with their mom in our bed in the other room, so currently this is our pattern. I rarely ever remember walking upstairs to sleep from this basement, unless I drunkenly make some food the night before… baked fries or sweet potato fries with ketchup are my sinful favorite stoned-drunk snack.

I have sleep apnea to an extreme. Some nights are worse than others. The booze doesn’t help. I wish that I could just toke, as THC can aid apnea relief alone, but I got heavy into beer years back, and it’s something I enjoy. 

So I awake with a barren, dry throat and mouth from losing oxygen many, many times throughout the night. Can’t even swallow sometimes. I will have woken up several times before this in the night, going to urinate or shake off a night terror (another reason why I can’t sleep in the bed with the girls).

The constant nightmares and bizarre dreams leave me unsure of reality and sanity, so I’ll get up and either help my wife get my oldest ready for pre-school, or stay in bed for another hour. Someimes the youngest will wake up and I will have no choice but to help.

I don’t ever wake n bake. Never has been my thing. I don’t get high during work or on breaks. Evenings only, and occasionally earlier on days off.

So I fight through whatever degree of night terror/apnea/exhaustion/hangover combo that I’ve given myself, and eat some breakfast. Sometimes the wife is about ready for work, and my mom will come over the watch one or two of the girls.

Breakfast is almost always a fruit/veggie smoothie.. containing such things as kale, spinach, blueberries, strawberries, cranberries, tangerines, grapefruits, hemp seed, chia seed, flax seed, Starbucks Valencia Orange energy powder, Tang, ice water, guava pulp, raspberries, blackberries, Granny Smith apples, oranges, kiwis… whatever I got… never bananas, though. I like my smoothies tart; they don’t belong is my sour realm.

I have to have some small portion of some other breakfast food to steady my stomach… a piece of buttered toast, an Eggo waffle, some sausage… whatever I got. Coffee is consumed on occasion, but not often. Dandelion Tea, too.

I figure, someone who drinks as many beers as me needs to combat the poison with a massive fruit/veggie overdose.

If I don’t have enough produce for an adequate smoothie, I’ll have a regular breakfast and drink a low sodium can of V-8 later in the day.

I’ll let the dog out, the cat in then out… usually stuff… maybe take the trash out… if the wife is working or has plans with the girls, I’ll walk to work. The dispensary is a 3 minute walk. I love to walk, but have extreme feet pain, which I use THC/CBD/CBC cream to alleviate at night. Works like magic and doesn’t get one high. I’m working on getting a new pair of comfy shoes this year… that’s a goal of my scrubby self.

There is this house on the way up the road that has two little Mexican girls and a white dog. They are super friendly and say hello to me, and the dog used to bark, now he respectfully nods at me and offers a cig, despite the fact that we both don’t smoke.

The grandmother used to yell things at me in Spanish. She knew where I worked and despised it. I knew some the words: “mota!” (marijuana slang) and “Diablo!” (hell?)… sometimes I look up and expect to see @krunkazphuk, full of vitriol at the very existence of an herb that helps people, but nope. The old lady has since disappeared and doesn’t shout if she is out there. Our tax dollars have repaved two roads in the town now and is steadily paying off their water tower. We provide free food for the locals at our shindigs. We’ve run many of the bad elements out of town, and gotten many off of meth. Maybe that helped.

I try not to walk on the highway, because that’s where my brother got hit. I cut through this alley where my mom lives; on the other side of the liquor store. Sometimes she’s out there if she isn’t babysitting our kids. She’ll say hello and I’ll go into work, a block over.

I’ve never been late to my job. Even in NC when I lived 20 minutes away and had to walk 20 more minutes from the gate to the building because my vehicle didn’t have clearance, I was always the first there. I have no respect for chronically late people because of this.

So I usually work at the Medical building, but sometimes I do the Recreational. My day begins, then. I manage the stores. I come home. 

Usually, I play with the family for a brief period. It’s already almost their bedtime. They wind down, and I retreat to the basement with Labatt’s or Molson Canadian, and my supply of much herbage. I play YouTube on the big TV down here and talk to you all. Some nights I don’t toke at all. Others, I do. I pass out, usually upstairs. And repeat.

Old Mr Dangerous said
…sometimes I look up and expect to see @krunkazphuk, full of vitriol at the very existence of an herb that helps people, but nope. The old lady has since disappeared…

Sure you didn’t smoke her then forget? My morning routine is a bunch of healthy actions; then I log on here and lately, mostly cringe at the influx of whining. Imbibe whatever u want. I no longer make my life decisions based on a weed, but when I was a junkie I still had a crew that knew how to laugh (and knew that we were junkies.) I wore a

shirt when I was high as fuck, and this was on the wall of my living room/drug den (just past the opium-encrusted electronic vaporizer) because I put it there:

I’ll defend to the death your right to worship any substance u want; just don’t expect me to respect your god enough to forgo satire.

scruffy said

krunkazphuk said  
I’ll defend to the death your right to …

hate it when people say this to me. 

three reasons: 

1 –  it aint their job to defend me.  my defense is not their responsibility, and they have no say in it whatsoever until i choose to have them into it. 

2 –  theres almost always a ‘but’, or an ‘except’, or some other clause. 

and, more to the central point…  

3 –  theyre fuckin lyin.  they aint about to defend shit for me, and they know it.  they just wanna appear ‘enlightened’, or whatever the trendy phrase is now.  used to be ‘noble’.  whatever the word, its a pure front.  but there will be no ‘defense’.  

 

[edited for consistent narrative]   

it reminds me of the Southerners that say shit like “I PRAYED for you last night”

scruffy said

krunkazphuk said  
I’ll defend to the death your right to …

hate it when people say this to me. 

three reasons: 

1 –  it aint their job to defend me.  my defense is not their responsibility, and they have no say in it whatsoever until i choose to have them into it. 

2 –  theres almost always a ‘but’, or an ‘except’, or some other clause. 

and, more to the central point…  

3 –  theyre fuckin lyin.  they aint about to defend shit for me, and they know it.  they just wanna appear ‘enlightened’, or whatever the trendy phrase is now.  used to be ‘noble’.  whatever the word, its a pure front.  but there will be no ‘defense’.  

 

[edited for consistent narrative]   

the cunt thinks I worship cannabis. sorry, man, but this is a new kind of crazy, along the lines of Jihad extremists.

djscrubb said
Man, you all have some casual mornings.  Its chaos for us.  Wake up at 5:45am, hop in the shower get dressed.  Then I take my dog out, get my son ready and dressed (while the wife is getting dressed).  Let the dog in, lock up the house and in the car by 6:25am.  Drop the kid off at daycare then be at work by 7:00am.  No coffee, nothing to eat.  Well, I get coffee when I get to work.  My wife and I work at the same place so we just car pool.  About a 17 minute drive to work from the house.  Then its sitting at a cubical for the next 8 hours (on Faygoluvers!) :)

Side note:  Just voted yesterday, and in Florida we have Amendment 2 for medical marijuana, voted yes of course (cant partake anyway) but still felt good!  The only way I’ll be able to smoke is if its Federally Legal across the board.  And I miss it to death!  

Good job on the vote… last year ya’ll didn’t hit the 60% by a tiny margin, right? I believe this year you will get Medical.

Top states to get Recreational next year: California, Nevada, Arizona, Maine, Massachusettes…I only think the first two will pass.

djscrubb said
@old-mr-dangerous yes, last year we missed by around 3%.  I believe we reached 57% overall.  They already are setting up shop for grow ops down in the Orlando area and Tallahassee.  Folks around here are pretty confident that it will get passed. 

 Edit: Oh and I’m hoping Michigan can get rec going soon too.  I’d luv to go back home and just see it with my own eyes, ya know.

 

   

Michigan needs it more than any other state. For the economy first of all, also for getting the hard drug abuse rate down. Opiate abuse drops significantly with herb available for non-harmful, addictive pain killing. 

There are tons of reasons why herb should be legalized. There are literally no drawbacks, fuck what all the Conservatives say.