Here’s what will happen, if recent history repeats itself in other areas…

In California, Maine, Mass, and Nevada:

PROS:

+ Their economies will flourish. By millions annually, and in Cali’s case, billions.

+ Not sure how the revenue is planning on being spent, per state, but Colorado has repaved the roads that were in disrepair, schools have gotten loads of funding (although according to a contractor friend, not all of that school money has been used wisely, but that’s another discussion).. our water tower is being paid off… the cops got fancy new cars… drug rehab programs get funding… etc

+ Opiate abuse and opiate fatalities will plummet. Reliance on opioid-based medications will plummet.

+ The Gateway Theory is wrong, no opinion. The truth is, many will trade alcohol and/or other pharmaceuticals for cannabis. Their bodies will recover, their minds, their relationships, their drunk driving deaths will disappear. People will want to try tastier craft beers rather than slug that goddamned Budweiser. People will figure out what strains pair well with others… like how people pair white wines with certain meats and whatnot? There will be a third addition: cannabis strains… example: try a Sam Adams Blackberry Witbier with Morningstar Farms Grillers veggie burger and a small bong-load of White Fire OG……. or a cranberry mimosa with Hillshire Farms Beef Hot Links and a Wiz Khalifa Raw Cone of Blue City Diesel… where was I?

+ Marriages will become more intimate. Masks will shatter, and truths will unfold. Bonds will tighten. People will see life through the perspectives of their children, and uncover deeper ideas and ways to love and appreciate. Thus, divorce rates will plummet.

+ The interest in the potential of hemp will renew, and that’s such a vital and massive undertaking that I won’t even attempt to get into how awesome that is.

+ People will feel less pain. A grown man, just a few hours ago, thanked me for saving his life for introducing him to our Iovia CBD:THC pain cream. This dude is a 6 foot biker, very intelligent, could probably break me in half with one bicep. He thanked me for helping him be able to hold his kids again. The cream DOES NOT GET YOU HIGH, and he doesn’t care. We talked for about 45  minutes. Reminded me why I do what I do. . .Pretty soon we will be doing public case studies for different medical patients, and it will BLOW YOUR FUCKIN MIND! Miracles.

+ Curious, overly excited and/or dumb people will take edibles for their first time, and either freak out, swim in bliss, or become super baked, or not feel a thing… BUT, nothing will happen to them to cause them any real harm. The experience may be overly psychedelic, or physically incapacitating, but it will pass. You literally cannot die from cannabis overdosing, although you CAN overdose. It is not fun, but not much worse than a bad shroom trip. Which you also cannot die from, but anyway… LISTEN TO YOUR BUDTENDER, and stick to 5 mg or 10 mg for your first experience. Dammit lol.

+ Some strains are considered aphrodisiacs. Sex will be happening, as usual, but better. Trust.

+ People will take interest in new music, or renew interest in some of their old favorites.

+ We sell THC lube. Suppositories for women’s menstrual cramp relief. These things will become part of many’s daily regiment. 

+ In many cases, murder and rape and assault rates will plummet. It’s difficult to correlate this directly with cannabis legalization, but these have all dropped since then in Colorado.

+ Folks will swap antidepressants for cannabis. Painkillers. 

+ Chemotherapy patients will regain appetite, reduce nausea and pain… quality of life will return. Don’t believe me? Talk to my mom, breast cancer survivor.

+ Multiple Sclerosis.. Glaucoma.. ALS aka “Loug Gehrig’s Disease”… epileptic disorder… anxiety… depression… can all be treated and in some cases, cured.

+ Your pets will receive relief from separation anxiety, hip dyslpasia pain, and more. Through CBD. Yes, even Snarky the Ferret and Foreskin the Cat will benefit from this herb.

+ Fibromyalgia sufferers will- wait… I could go on all day… let’s talk about the CONS!

CONS:

– Lots of people will lie or exagerrate their medical conditions to obtain a Medical card, which gives them access to cheaper product at a lower tax rate. And stronger edibles. The weed, despite myth, is no stronger than Recreational. 

– Unfit parents and/or no one will allow their kids to get ahold of edibles or dabs or something, and Christian conservative web sites and news channels will use this as an excuse to fuck with the legislations again. I said “no one” earlier because it doesn’t really happen much, but it is as infamous and feared as “the guy that went crazy and jumped out a window because he thought he could fly” tale and Rainbow Parties.

– Some of your bar buddies may not come out as often.

– People may, and this is tentative, MAY have too much fun. This is cause for worry.

– Gradually, all boisterous pro-weed hip hop, from Kottonmouth Kings to Busta Rhymes, will sound silly, or a least confusing, to younger generations. “Dad,” son asks, “why are these early 2000’s rappers talking about smoking blunts and evading the cops?”.. “Because it was illegal, then, my lad.”. . “What do you mean, illegal? Like stealing? Why?”.. “Uh, because people thought it was bad.. because, reefer madness.. paper companies… racism… ignorance.. fuck, I dunno, lad!! Leave me alone, listen to the lyrics about the clubs and the Hennessey! Those guys sure were crazy cool, huh? They were BAD!”.. “yeah, but rapping about taking herbal medicine, dad… that’s not very edgy…”

– uh… munchies… which is good for some people without appetites… um.. dry mouths… actually the best method for dentist’s drying patient’s mouths is cannabis.. so… hm… low sperm count? Too many people on Earth anyway… brain damage? No, cannabis promotes the growth of brain cells… ah… I.. uh… I got nothin.

THC!!!!!!

For lots of people, weed doesnt slow them down at all. Quite the opposite. Matter of fact, the chatty ass ninjas that can’t stay on a topic are my least favorite toke partners. 

We’re developing a strain called Trump Diesel. You looks wack, smells terrible, and you don’t think that it’s going to happen and then ZANG! It hits you like the underdog it is and then causes World War III inside your psyche. Women claim to feel a tight pressure on their vaginas after one bowl, making them feel inferior. Soon Fox News decipher itself and user find themselves empathetic towards Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum. Will be available 4th quarter 2017.

Also, I think colorado got a slight boost in their economy and less crime. Marijuana is going to bring us back up. It’s huge untapped business.

Got this self-proclaimed hippie kid at work (he has long hair…) who only talks about punk rock and fighting and all that macho attitude stuff.. never about peace and acceptance… so another confused hippie person ive met..

But when a rude customer left and I announced that I hoped he died, apparently it upset Mr hippie so.bad that it ruined his day. because of my “hate”. I’m serious. 

Honestly, ive never really met a peaceful acting “hippie”. It’s either a forced hypocrisy or they just dress the part. All of them are phonies.

krunkazphuk said

As long as Trump Diesel makes hippies LITERALLY shake in fear I’ll support mandatory ingestion laws.  

Did you know marijuana increases the mold growing rates in fat folds? 

Did you know those who smoke marijuana smell like skunk farts and sewage plants?  

Did you know marijuana lowers testosterone? 

Did you know THC kills an average of 100 babies per second worldwide before they are even allowed to leave the genitals?  

Think medical is here in Ohio just recently and it’ll take a while for them to grow it, from what I heard. I say fuck medical though and just go straight to recreational, gotta take steps though I suppose *sigh*.