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October 4, 2014
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I pretty much completely ended it with my lo last night, we’ve been trying to fix things for a while now but I’m sick of trying and getting no where..So I’m in a pretty bad place at the moment. 

But I thought hey, if anyone can help cheer me up it’s the family.

October 4, 2014
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How about some dick? It’s time to move on, and sittin’ on some new dick is the way to go. So come on over and let me turn that clown frown upside down while I spray you in cum till you drown.

 

This was just to get you ready for all the bullshit about to fly your way. Hopefully the absurdness of my past statement will cheer you up, but since we both know that it won’t, how about some dick? 

October 4, 2014
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Lol I should have known that was coming.

But the thing is, I’ve never been with anyone else. Hell I’ve only ever kissed one person D: I’ve already kind of figured the best thing to do is to go hook up with someone else but the idea honestly terrifies me.

October 4, 2014
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If it terrifies you, it’s not the right time. Just wait until it doesn’t, then go for that shit. If you wanna laugh, check out the classy jokes thread. I got nothin’, sorry. I’m hungover.

October 4, 2014
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I got somethin’:

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October 4, 2014
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Pudding.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

October 4, 2014
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Come to butthead.  

 

I will make you forget all about him. 

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

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October 4, 2014
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Babii Lette said
Lol I should have known that was coming.

But the thing is, I’ve never been with anyone else. Hell I’ve only ever kissed one person D: I’ve already kind of figured the best thing to do is to go hook up with someone else but the idea honestly terrifies me.

no pun intended..thank you cum again

October 4, 2014
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Now to use my favorite pick up line;

 

Is that a mirror in your pants lets fuck!

October 4, 2014
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Babii Lette said  
I pretty much completely ended it with my lo last night, we’ve been trying to fix things for a while now but I’m sick of trying and getting no where..So I’m in a pretty bad place at the moment. 

But I thought hey, if anyone can help cheer me up it’s the family.  

 

But the thing is, I’ve never been with anyone else. Hell I’ve only ever kissed one person D: I’ve already kind of figured the best thing to do is to go hook up with someone else but the idea honestly terrifies me.    

have you tried alcohol?  thats what the men usually do.  

according to popular views, as a woman, you will need ice cream.  ive always had my doubts about this one, since ice cream is not a mind altering substance, but thats what society says.  

  

my advice, do some fun things that dont involve people.  bring your self-maintenance up to date.  rearrange shit in your home, decorate for halloween or somethin.  

if you need social contact, hang with your friends, or come to the forum.  odds are, youre not gonna find some awesome guy while youre feelin it over the last one; youll just get confused, and end up in a worse place.  so, skip the club for a while.  specially if youre terrified.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

October 4, 2014
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I get with so many chics it’s fuckin outta control seriously.. I got literally 9 actual girlfriends, then different random ones every week.

it keeps adding up more and more and I lost count a long time ago.. I forget names and shit and what I said to which ones.

I have absolutely no feelings anymore.

 I probably need help!

October 4, 2014
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@babii-lette, Don’t jump into another relationship right away. Take time to find out who you are. I think it’ll be ok to go out but just keep it light.

@lucem-ferre, My favorite line is: Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

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October 4, 2014
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my favorite would have to be, ‘so…  you live around here often?’  

  

one gag that sometimes actually works is to go up a girl and say, ‘see that guy over there?  [point to random homie]  he wants to get your phone number, but hes a big chicken and too intimidated to bother you about it.’  and so on.  

you do this is front of a group of chicks, about half the time one or more will get jealous of the attention, and start talkin to you just to one-up her friend.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

October 4, 2014
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October 5, 2014
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sketchez said
I get with so many chics it’s fuckin outta control seriously.. I got literally 9 actual girlfriends, then different random ones every week.

it keeps adding up more and more and I lost count a long time ago.. I forget names and shit and what I said to which ones.

I have absolutely no feelings anymore.

 I probably need help!

I hear you bro

But @babii-lette you should go out with your friends, enjoy yourself have a few drinks. You’ll see better days ahead of you. Keep your head up. Life is for learning.

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October 5, 2014
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scruffy said

Babii Lette said  
I pretty much completely ended it with my lo last night, we’ve been trying to fix things for a while now but I’m sick of trying and getting no where..So I’m in a pretty bad place at the moment. 

But I thought hey, if anyone can help cheer me up it’s the family.  

 

But the thing is, I’ve never been with anyone else. Hell I’ve only ever kissed one person D: I’ve already kind of figured the best thing to do is to go hook up with someone else but the idea honestly terrifies me.    

have you tried alcohol?  thats what the men usually do.  

according to popular views, as a woman, you will need ice cream.  ive always had my doubts about this one, since ice cream is not a mind altering substance, but thats what society says.  

  

my advice, do some fun things that dont involve people.  bring your self-maintenance up to date.  rearrange shit in your home, decorate for halloween or somethin.  

if you need social contact, hang with your friends, or come to the forum.  odds are, youre not gonna find some awesome guy while youre feelin it over the last one; youll just get confused, and end up in a worse place.  so, skip the club for a while.  specially if youre terrified.  

  

This. Especially the highlighted. My homie Jake is torn up over some bitch ass females cus of this shit. Worst thing to do post-break up with someone special is just “hook up”.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

October 26, 2014
9:14 pm
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You guys can always make me feel better :)

We met up so I could get some stuff of mine and we had a nice long talk. I know I’m going to be okay, and who knows if it’s in the universe’s plan for us to be together fate will bring us back together.

 

I’m going to get my life going for me and my furbabies! Lol whoop whoop

October 26, 2014
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Well I will always be here to satisfy any and all of your sexual needs.  Message me and I will send a pic of me bending over with my junk tucked between my legs, and spreading buttcheeks.

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

October 27, 2014
1:12 am
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Goatse.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

October 27, 2014
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I will be here so you can satisfy any and all of my sexual needs. Message me and I will send a pic of Sean Law bending over with his junk tucked between his legs, and spread butt cheeks that he sent me a week ago.

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