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Magnets .. How do they work?
June 23, 2012
9:16 pm
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Magnets .. how do they work …. oh thats right .. we don’t know. Just like ICP said.

Follow me baby birds .. lemme learn you something.

We have no fucking idea

The Electromagnetic Force is a fundamental force like Gravity. We observe it, we know what happens empirically. We can predict what will happen given a set of conditions and properties. But why does it work? Like hell we know.

“Oh, but the molecules have an electric charge and when they line up they form a field…”

Thanks, but please explain why this field formed because of this.

“because…they aligned and the forces…”

Okay…What’s causing the Forces?

“The electric charge…”

How?

And so on.

There’s a theory out there that what’s happening is that little things called “force carriers” are constantly traveling between particles and that’s what causes “force.” That theory is pretty bonkers and crazy inelegant.

Why do I say this?
Because the only way to advance/confirm the theory is to spend a lot of money to smash things very fast.

What’s considered an elegant theory? Think Einstein. All it really needed was a brain and some time to think.
So the next time someone says Magnets, how do they work?, you better answer FUCKING MAGIC.

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI
June 24, 2012
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about a year ago i was having a smoke break at work, mentioned in passing that im a juggalo.  this kid, without missing a beat, says, 'so you dont know what a magnet is!' 

i responded, just as quickly, 'until you can demonstrate incontravertible proof of the existence of magnetic monopoles, you wont know either.'

he said something to the effect of, 'dude, uh… what?'

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June 24, 2012
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Nice.

June 24, 2012
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I don't think many people really know how magnets work. I don't know how they work. I was never really good with Science.

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June 24, 2012
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No one knows … Read my post. That’s what this is all about dude.

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Fuckin Magnets!

 

This guy must have been a Juggalo..

January 31, 2018
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I did one of my comic interviews with ICP about magnets a few weeks back:

 

http://psychopathicinterview.s…..-posse-ix/

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January 31, 2018
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I mean, you can go down this path with literally anything. We know one hydrogen atom and 2 oxygen atoms is water. Ok, but why? Continuing the water theme, we know without a doubt the boiling point of water is 212 degrees F. Why though? See what I’m saying, all day with that shit. 

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January 31, 2018
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Chevy2Dope said
I mean, you can go down this path with literally anything. We know one hydrogen atom and 2 oxygen atoms is water. Ok, but why? Continuing the water theme, we know without a doubt the boiling point of water is 212 degrees F. Why though? See what I’m saying, all day with that shit.   

Exactly! We definitely know HOW magnets work and can acurately define their effect but why the forces involved manifest and produce that effect and not something else is still being questioned.

As Fry said in the Futurama Reincarnation episode (one of my favorites BTW) …

Professor Farnsworth: And, now that I’ve found all the answers, I realise that what I was living for were the questions!

Fry: That stinks, Professor. Too bad the universe made it turn out that way and not some other way. I wonder why it did that.

Stephen Hawking’s head: Probably magnets.

Professor Farnsworth: Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You’re a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we’d have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money.

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