I’m felling generous today, and who better to help than a juggalo so obviously needing a little? Or in this case, a lot. I’m talking about our friend @thy-ghetto-f-r-3-e-k-s-h-o-w. For those newer cats out here, you’re probably wondering, what does F.R.3.E.K.S.H.O.W stand for? Goddamn you, why did you have to ask? Now i’m going to have to type the shit out. God fucking damnit: F.itchburg Juggalotus R.zarrected from the metal dead 3.vol E.m sollof redrum K.razee assassin S.erial killah H.atchet ryda O.utcha mind W.icked klown 4 life. To answer your next question, no, I did not make that up. I at least could have spelled the words right, shit. But I didn’t, fr3ekshow did, hence the spell check on my computer trying it’s best to commit suicide at the moment. This is really hilarious, let’s break it down a little, shall we? F is for Fitchburg juggalotus. Oh yeah, he went there. Fitchburg is a town in MAssachusetts full of northern rednecks that nobody knows about except for people who pass through there. It’s a shithole, think Texas Chainsaw Massacre gas station town shithole. Yup yup, freakyshow reps to the fullest and lets you know right off the bat, Whoop whoop!!! R is clearly a RZA rip off,and i’m pretty sure he means mental dead and not metal dead, but who knows? Whatever it is, he’s back from it. 3 is for a backwards E, since he has decided to become so uncreative he is now spelling words backwards for no apparent reason and also without warning. What and how does love spelled in any direction have to do with this ridiculous name? Fuck if I know dude, maybe he’ll tell us. He apparently loves something, maybe it’s spelling words backwards with numbers in them. And now lets keep the party going with the next misspelled backwards word, as the next E (that’s right, he’s off using the number 3 as an E) is em sollof redrum. Murder follows him, and he loves it. Of course murder follows him, don’t you want to kill him already? We’re not even halfway there, imagine what the people who live with him think!!! This also kills any suspicion we may have regarding his spelling, is it somehow better when he spells backwards? No. No, it is not. But hey, at least he’s consistent. K is for krazee assassin, he’s just so murderous!!! I’m so scared of this guy, he is so no joke!!!!! H is more mundane nonsense, see above. O is for outcha mind, which he clearly wants to drive us out of, and W is wicked klown for life. He is just so totally hardcore, wow!!!!! Now, here’s the funny part. Nobody ever told him that abbreviated names are normally one word per abbreviation, but I guess that doesn’t matter, he would’ve forgotten anyway. Now here’s what really makes me laugh, he is so totally in love with this ridiculous name, it took him days to think of this. Imagine him going around telling people he’s all this shit? Hahaha!! Too funny!!! I’m sure he thought he was just the height of creativity, so proud of himself.

Well, freaky has had some hard times on here. He got stabbed by a 10 year old over kool-aid, and then flipped out and cried when we wanted to know what flavor it was. He was really upset. As a matter of fact, he was so upset, that he’s been MIA for months now. Probably thinking up a new name to rape the english language with. This is where we come in juggalos and juggalettes, we really should help him find a new meaning for his ridiculous name. Why am I doing this? I think I should, I really hit him hard with the kool-aid jokes, especially since a little boy stabbed him and got away with it. I even had the kool-aid man in on it, he was so upset he screamed and yelled and just threatened me to here and beyond. I’m still here, so I guess he is all talk. I can understand why he’s so upset though, wouldn’t you be if a little kid stabbed you and took your kool-aid? Why did he even tell us? Have you not been paying attention? Because he’s retarded, that’s why!!!!! He wanted sympathy from the fam and all we did was laugh him off the forum. Poor guy. So, in order to make things right, I am going to help him improve his name. Not something ridiculous like his last name, you really shouldn’t call yourself a serial killah when you have in fact murdered nobody, and calling yourself a hatchet ryda when no one at Psychopathic even knows who you are is just plain insulting. You may want to help. You may not. Well, I do want to help, and my suggestions are as follows (not follos). Remember, realistic shit here people. Okay:

First, change his name. He’s not ghetto, he lives in a shithole barn community. While poverty stricken to say the least, poverty does not give you ghetto status. Freakshow you may be, but ghetto? Hardly. From now on your name is Thy Retarded R.E.T.A.R.D. Hey, at least it’s fitting. Now, what can R.E.T.A.R.D. stand for…….

R.eading isn’t E.xactly T.olerated at R.andom D.airies

R.eally E.xtra T.ardy A.t R.ecreational D.epartments

R.ealy E.laborate T.artar sauce A.lert R.eady at D.eli

R.are E.xtraterrestrial T.urd A.lways R.aping D.ictionaries

R.arely E.ndangered T.urtle A.rt R.andom D.rawings

Let me think up a few more and freaky can pick his favorite one. Feel free to help. Sit back, relax, get yourself a nice tall glass of kool-aid and think of something really creative. Don’t be shy, it can’t be any worse than what he did for himself!!!!!