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Lets get the warlock a lawnmower
April 17, 2013
2:48 pm
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What's up ya'll, I heard from a Mexican in front of Home Depot who offered to Re-shingle my roof in exchange for letting him park his car on my grass, that the warlock has a follow up single about to hit the free download market. It's a follow up song to “Getting Drunk” and it's supposedly called “Corona's look like Apple Juice” and it has the same beat. Yeah, i know, frightening. And, for all those that may not know, he's refusing to cut my grass. So, does anybody have a lawnmower to donate? I'm just looking to inspire the little boy, and stop the release of this soon to be released musical monstrosity from being mostly ignored by the world at large. I have a lawnmower that he could use, but he should really have his own. Mine's a ride on mower and it may go to his head, give a Mexican a ride on mower and they get a big head, that's a promotion to them. How's he gonna just walk in and get a promotion on day one? He'll probably suck at it too, but it's in his blood, he'll figure it out. After he cuts my grass, he can come cut yours. And then someone else's. And so on and so forth. And he won't be able to find the time to make music, which benefits everybody. See? That's just the type of person that I am, I look to help the world at large, it's what I do. So let's hurry up, summer's on the way, let's get the bitch a lawnmower. And remember, no ride on mowers, he has to earn that. Let's get this done, the grass is already pretty long.  

April 17, 2013
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patjoyce said:

the warlock has a follow up single about to hit the free download market. It's a follow up song to “Getting Drunk” 

this is true.. droppin on 4/20

 

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April 17, 2013
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No one wants to hear the story of your life. No one even wants to hear about your day, let alone your life. Just……cut my grass dude

April 17, 2013
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All I can say is Looooooool

 

oh yea

 

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"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 17, 2013
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What up pat? I posted this on the dark tower thread a while back but I guess you were layed up. Did you see where Under the Dome is coming to cbs?

April 17, 2013
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patjoyce said:

No one wants to hear the story of your life. No one even wants to hear about your day, let alone your life. Just……cut my grass dude

is it titled “my life story” or “a PART of my life”… dumbass…

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April 17, 2013
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oh how you entertain me pat…you need to go check out and chime in on the autographed mirror mirror thread….

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 17, 2013
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i think Patjoyce is jealous cos his last single flopped.. oh wait, did patjoyce even get one ot begin with?

why teh hate?

April 17, 2013
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Patjoyce is really mexican.

April 17, 2013
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Pedro Joyce ???

April 17, 2013
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I don't mind gardening. It must be the South American in me. I enjoy that shit, puts my mind at ease. Who doesn't like planting flowers, trimming bushes and mowing a lawn?

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April 19, 2013
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I’m Irish dude, most people can tell by the name. If I was Mexican, I would cut some grass. But i’m not, so I just don’t want too. What’s up slumerican and OCJ, i’ll check those threads out right now dude. I’m not really able to be on the computer a lot, my health is all fucked up. Which, again, is why I can’t cut my grass and need Potter to come do it.

 

I saw Under the Dome is coming to CBS, and it makes me sad dude. Network TV sucks, just look at what they did to my favorite book It. We’ll have to wait and see I guess, but my hopes are extremely low. How you feel about it Slu? I’ll watch it either way, just think it’s gonna be bad, they’ll have to cut out so much shit.

@novocaine, I don't have a single, nice try though. Why don't I have a single? Because i realize that i can't rap. Unlike the warlock, who's been rapping for 10 years and still absolutely fuckin sucks at it. I'm trying to do the world a favor here, eat a dick dude. Go listen to his music then come back and apologize.

April 19, 2013
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pats dont got a single he is single single mexcan female

April 19, 2013
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You aren't irish, that's a lie your parents came up with. You are 150% mexican sorry to break it to you.

April 19, 2013
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I think I know what I am, no Mexicans here, sorry. If I was Mexican, why would I hate on my own people all the time? Proud to be 100% Irish, been to Ireland and met the fam back in the old country, all that shit. Mexicans aren't white as hell either, us Irish don't even tan. We're either white or sunburned, Sorry ill, no dice. I would never go back, the food is awful but i was 14 at the time and if you can see over the bar you can drink in any bar in the country. Shouldn't you be crying about people dying that you never met? You're such a nice guy ill, a true inspiration to us all. Go watch a terrorist documentary and cry yourself to sleep. 

 

It's also impossible to be 150% of anything genius, it tops out at 100%. Sorry to break it to you.

April 19, 2013
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He's too scared of the truth. Pat you're hispanic. Accept it. 150% mexican patjoyce Pedro joyce.

April 19, 2013
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patjoyce said:

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@novocaine, I don’t have a single, nice try though.  I’m trying to do the world a favor here, eat a dick dude. Go listen to his music then come back and apologize.Why don’t I have a single? Because i realize that i can’t rap. Unlike the warlock, who’s been rapping for 10 years and still absolutely fuckin sucks at it.

hahahaha!! thanx for doing your part man..so true

April 19, 2013
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Hey Warlock why is this even still here?

April 19, 2013
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iLLtheClown said:

Hey Warlock why is this even still here?

because i havent said anything yet. 

 

oops…

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 19, 2013
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Seriously though the blatant racism is rather unnecessary. Clean the forum up then the world.

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