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1:25 am
July 15, 2012
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Thought yall should know. I’m okay though
1:12 pm
August 27, 2012
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Eat your fiber your you’ll tear the door…The homeless guy in my bushes used to yell that at me sometimes…Now its my tramp stamp.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
1:23 pm
July 11, 2012
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1:57 pm
January 6, 2013
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I hate when I take a shit and its a small turd. Its like now I have to wipe my ass and I could have put this off till later
From tadpoles to frogs to Jesus to legends.
2:03 pm
May 29, 2013
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Frog said
I hate when I take a shit and its a small turd. Its like now I have to wipe my ass and I could have put this off till later
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Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
2:06 pm
July 11, 2012
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take a shit and dont have to wipe=priceless
2:11 pm
July 15, 2012
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Wait your supposed to wipe? Ohhh boy. I’ve been missing out.
2:14 pm
July 11, 2012
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Wait your supposed to wipe? Ohhh boy. I’ve been missing out.
that or get your dog to help you clean up..your choice
2:30 pm
July 15, 2012
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You want me to put peanut butter on my asshole?
2:32 pm
July 11, 2012
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
You want me to put peanut butter on my asshole?
haha…hey if it works for ya then more power to you homie..i wont judge…lol
2:36 pm
July 15, 2012
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You said have my dog clean me up. The only way to do that is to put peanut butter on my asshole. Put peanut butter anywhere and I’m sure the dog will lick lol
2:41 pm
July 11, 2012
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hey is better than the cats sandpaper tongue
2:43 pm
July 15, 2012
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You got a point
4:15 pm
August 16, 2012
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I’ve been taking about 100mg or so of Oxycodone for the past 6 days and have been SUPER constipated. I shit once every 2-3 days right now. I took a shit that split my asshole open last night and made me bleed so bad. It was the width of a gatorade bottle, and about 10 inches long. It was only probably the third biggest shit i’ve ever taken in my life. It was so compacted when I went in to try to break it up so it wouldn’t clog up my shitter it was nearly impossible to push something through it.
Good times.
4:34 pm
January 6, 2013
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When I was on oxy’s , methadone, suboxin, any other opiate pills, I never had to wipe my ass. The poop would come out hard as fuck. Sometimes like rabbit poop. i been off that shit for bout 5 years now, wipe less turds I do miss tho.
I also pooped a white turd once, with a brown tip. Maybe it was more of an eggshell color.
From tadpoles to frogs to Jesus to legends.
4:48 pm
August 16, 2012
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The last 2 constipated shits I took had green lumps in them. Which is kind of good because that means it took some of that older festering stuck shit out of my asshole so it actually cleaned some walls off.
I’m about to go get a bottle of some magnesium citrate to try and get over this constipation. I’ll be sucking down these Oxys for a while though until the supply dries up. I don’t and won’t do heroin, but there’s nothing like a good nod on opiates. I think I did nearly 160mg’s last night and woke up smashed on my keyboard this morning.
Good times….
4:52 pm
July 15, 2012
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You woke up with your hand in your pants to. Don’t forget that ryda
5:00 pm
August 16, 2012
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I woke up with my hand in yo mommas pants nigguh.
5:29 pm
July 15, 2012
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Oh shit that was you. I thought it was a turd sandwich
6:11 pm
May 2, 2013
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Frog said I hate when I take a shit and its a small turd. Its like now I have to wipe my ass and I could have put this off till later
Cosign Yea I hate when u think ur takin this mean ass shit and u struggle trying to do it …when ur done and u look down it’s a lil rabbit turd ur like damn I thought I just shit out a Gatorade bottle like ryda your like lookin behind the toilet and under it to yourself damn I no it’s here somewhere I no I just took a big healthy shit but no it’s not ther I just tell myself it’s just another one of those clear turds u can’t see
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