My mother and sister were watching “Ellen” today and during one of her regular segments called “Puh-lice”, where she shows weird local (real) police reports, she showed one about a building being found during a building inspection. This is funny, ok, but look at the blurred out police report under it. My mom and sister pointed it out to me and I tried to decipher it, however my technology isn't up to it. Here's what (I think) I got…

“Double down on any Juggalo or Juggalette who reports one, provided he or she is XXXXX full Psychopathic XXXXX.”

I can't tell if that's right or what the “XXXXX” words are, maybe someone here can make it clearer. I've attached a screen shot of that segment.