Suburban-born, well-to-do teenagers across our great nation have reportedly begun emulating insidious traits associated with the Juggalo “subculture”. Christian parents everywhere have been reduced to tears after witnessing their own precious sons and daughters don the evil-clown warpaint indicative of their spiritual servitude to the Insane Clown Posse.

Juggalos have earned a despised reputation among the FBI’s gang units. They are believed to be responsible for 70% of the United State’s burglaries, as well as 20% of child trafficking cases worldwide. Despondent youths from middle class and upper middle class  families are becoming enamored with this disturbing way of life known to its members as “The Dark Carnival”. These teens are rebelling against their parent’s decent nature by purposefully acting violent, uneducated and poor.

After losing embarrassing amounts of money at this year’s dreaded Gathering Of The Juggalos, the foul debacle that is Insane Clown Posse have been more than happy to accept their recent mainstream success. The ICP camp are said to be in talks with Abercrombie & Fitch to takeover production of their official clothing line. There are also rumors floating around NBC studios that the two individuals responsible for ICP, Violent L and Shaggy Two Dope, could be performing during one of their popular talk shows.

Longtime Juggalos report feeling alienated by the arrival of what they call “preppalos”. Fans of the Insane Clown Posse are known to be secretive about their oftentimes criminal lifestyle. Wealthy and literate outsiders are rarely welcomed with open arms. ICP on the other hand seem to be going out of their way to give this influx of new blood the red carpet treatment.

Communities nationwide are forming councils to defend against the latest in Juggalo-related threats. Christian Ministries For Family Safety recently issued several hundred pamphlets on the dangers of Juggalos to hundreds of school districts across the country. These four page leaflets detail the threats and warning signs related to Juggalo activity in your area. If you wish to receive your own copy of this informative leaflet please call (206) 222-1975 for more details.

I pray we can come together as a Christian nation and rebuke this menace that attempts to pluck decent children from our homes and set them on a path of unholy devotion. We simply cannot procrastinate until our entire future is compromised. We must act.  I ask our readers to become informed concerning the Insane Clown Posse and their lawless fan base. By the glory of the Lord, King Of Kings, Masters of Masters, we shall prevail.
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