IDK man, “commit crimes for financial gain” sounds like a good plan to me

Some will say I’m in a gang
Guns do bang, nuts do hang
Like the wicked jokers down river
Quick to cut your liver

I have similar stories about Juggalo “gangs”. Small town Juggalos thinkin they’re hard and starting a gang. Apparently all that being in a gang entails is telling people that you are indeed in a gang, hangin out at the park, sellin some ditch weed and showing up at parties and refusing to have fun while tryin to play your shitty Juggalo rap “album”.

It’s also the same type of Juggalo (in my experience anyway) that thinks there’s a test you have to take to be a Juggalo, that you aren’t a Juggalo unless they tell you that you are, that you have to get initiated into Juggalodom, and that a hatcheman is an earned trophy as opposed to a charm that you can just buy. They’re also the dumbasses that paint their face and go to Walmart just so that they can say that they have “haters” when people look at them like they’re dumbasses. 

None of those pockets of suburban gangbangers were ever a serious threat beyond getting into a couple fights here and there if they had some liquid courage in em but if you were to ask them about it they were makin moves in their city. 

I have mutual friends with some of em still and they’re elated that the FBI kind of sort of labeled Juggalos a gang. Lil fuckers brag about it.