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It's my birthday bitches!!

July 31, 2014
5:56 am

stretchSquiggles

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THAT”S RIGHT I AM NOW 21 !!!! WHOOOOOOP WHOOOOOOP!!!!!

now somebody get uderly destroyed tonight, for i cannot due to the fact that i must work today… tomorrow… and the day after that….

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

July 31, 2014
6:06 am

Sean Law

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happy Birtday! Your allowed to go to work smashed on your birtday, im pretty sure its in every company policy guide. If your not sure if its in your policy guide, just do it anyway. youll find out

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

July 31, 2014
6:13 am

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XD Thanks Sean, but… i think driving a mower smashed would be filed under BAD IDEA…. but i guess ill check the employee handbook

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

July 31, 2014
6:16 am

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well… yea, but it would be fun. John deer… more like John BEER am I right? huh? ahahahahaha. get it? JOHN BEER?

fuck it, you don’t get it

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

July 31, 2014
6:36 am

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My dad used to mow drunk all the time, always did a good job too. Happy birthday homie.

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July 31, 2014
6:42 am

Sean Law

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Sorry LTB, this is a 21 and over thread.

Please post responsibly

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-Tyson

July 31, 2014
6:43 am

The Notorious, L.T.B.

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But…but I got my fake ID and errthang…this sum ol bullshit

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July 31, 2014
6:47 am

Sean Law

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yes but your Fake ID says your a black male in your 40s. you are obviously some kind of E.T.

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-Tyson

July 31, 2014
6:49 am

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Great, you had to go and tell everyone. You know that suicide wrist-bomb nuke thing the predators have? Well you just brought that on yourself.

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July 31, 2014
6:53 am

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happy birthday. try not to dabble in alcoholism.

actually, my first alcoholic phase was around 18-19, so for all i know, you already drink like a fish.

so… next big bday is 25, when your insurance premiums drop; after that, you get no more significant milestone birthdays.

feeling old yet?

i kid. have happy birthday, and returns and stuff.

awfully paranoid, arent you?

July 31, 2014
6:57 am

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yea, my main drinking stage was on my 19th birthday. passed out in the snow.

when you turn 22, you pretty much get the whole drinking and partying out of your system. atleast for me it was the case.

its fun when your underage cuz its risqué, and when you hit 21, your like, fuck yea I can drink, and now all your underage friends, and oddly your new ones, want you to score them some booze. that gets old quick.

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

July 31, 2014
6:59 am

The Notorious, L.T.B.

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Lmao, risqué

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July 31, 2014
7:02 am

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my bad I meant Risky. lol,

although drinking will make you feel a little Risqué

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-Tyson

July 31, 2014
3:26 pm

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Happy Birthday homie….so yeah can you buy me some boooze?

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

July 31, 2014
3:31 pm

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Happy Birthday dude!!! Had my 33 b day on Sunday the 27th….fuck im old..

July 31, 2014
4:46 pm

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I can probably count the number of times I have drank at a bar on one hand. Shit’s expensive and I don’t have friends lol

This doesn’t count when I was in Korea…

July 31, 2014
5:03 pm

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Aug 11 2012(It was at the Gathering) was my 15000 day birthday.
My next milestone is my 16000 day birthday – May 08 2015

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July 31, 2014
5:06 pm

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thanks yall for the well wishes :D

@scruffy i think i got you beat, currently my worst bout with alcoholism was when i was 17. used to steal a couple 5th’s of diluted vodka a day over that winter break XD but i will do my damnedest to not let that happen again… i had some problems back in the day…

and @sean-law i don’t have to worry about all that i’ve always been the youngest in my group of friends so everyone else is already at least 23

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

July 31, 2014
5:31 pm

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Just had one myself, turned 34 July 23rd. Happy birthday!

@psyral-infection Man, you are definitely a unique (aka strange, odd, weird, insert synonym here) individual. I mean that in the best way possible. :) Dare I ask the reasoning behind the 1000 days birthday thing?

July 31, 2014
6:02 pm

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Happy Birthday man!! 21st is the best, well, I assume it was great, don’t remember leaving the last bar or how I got home.

LTB said
My dad used to mow drunk all the time, always did a good job too. Happy birthday homie.

I could never mow drunk, even on a tractor. I always had to keep stopping to go get more beer and even just sitting on the tractor I would sweat my ass off and be more or less sober by the time I was done. Sober enough to realize I did a really awful job anyway. If you can mow drunk, that’s a skill. Not a very useful one, but a skill nonetheless and it deserves mentioning.

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