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Its Fucking SNOWING!!!!
January 22, 2016
1:18 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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With the metro DC area shut down in anticipation of an impending blizzard I’m starting this thread for people to give me ideas on what to do until the roads become passible most likely sunday morning. 

 

So what do you do when it snows….I can only beat my dick so many times before its raw and bloody…so yeah….

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

January 22, 2016
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assumin youre prepared for it…  chill out, play some games, cook a nice meal or two, catch up on your reading.  kill time with your favorite timekillers. 

 

if you aint prepared, get prepared.  then do the other stuff. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 22, 2016
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I was gonna say beat your dick, but you covered that.

 make a snowman, or snowwoman, befriend it, gain its trust,  and fuck it

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

January 22, 2016
1:37 pm
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scruffy said
assumin youre prepared for it…  chill out, play some games, cook a nice meal or two, catch up on your reading.  kill time with your favorite timekillers. 

 

if you aint prepared, get prepared.  then do the other stuff. 

Yeah you know me I’m set with all the essentials.  If the power stays on ill play computer games.  If it goes out which it probably will I have a stack of comic books to plow through and a few novels as well if I get bored.  Ive got about a quarter of weed and several cases of brews and mixed liqueurs…it should be fun!

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

January 22, 2016
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Sean Law said
I was gonna say beat your dick, but you covered that.

 make a snowman, or snowwoman, befriend it, gain its trust,  and fuck it

If I make a snowman and fuck it does it make me snow gay or real gay?  I figured you’ve researched this topic throughly

 

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

January 22, 2016
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Real gay? No way, just snow gay.   If u get snow aids, just get some flownase nose spray, and eat some yoplait. It should go away in fo’ days Ok?

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

January 22, 2016
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Sean Law said

 make a snowman, or snowwoman, befriend it, gain its trust,  and fuck it

LMFAO, the gain its trust part is fucking priceless.

January 22, 2016
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slowly move to foreplay,  like maybe oral ..deepthroat the carrot even

then beat it up, best part is you can hit it raw dog and dont have to pull out

January 22, 2016
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And then pee on it and steel the scarf

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

January 22, 2016
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OCJ_Brendan
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and those bitch ass coal buttons…

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

January 22, 2016
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Get out and roll around in that shit! Enjoy some snow angels and snow balls fights, sledding on trashcan lids. Though here in NC, what I thought was nice fluffy snow was a layer of icy shit! But still fun! Also, snow cream is tasty to make, or just stay inside and play some video games.
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January 22, 2016
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yall are forgetting the most important thing….A BIG ass pot of chili

January 22, 2016
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Troll the faygoluvers forum, duh. 

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🎶this is how you build a snowman, chopping heads like I’m conan🎶

3 Days Till 🎅⏰

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