^^THAT……..is the absolute best ghetto name ever. Neverthrive, you win. Unfortunetly, there's no prize. If you want, how would you like my new ghetto secretary Stevisha? Sorry, I can't introduce you two just yet, as she has gone home early on her first day of work. Might have been a smart idea, unbeknowest to me they shut down the roads I would use to drive home at 4 o'clock today, which means I'll be spending the night here at the office. This is exactly the type of shit I need my secretary to tell me before she leaves, "By the way, drive home before four." Goddamn ghetto secretary, you'll pay for this. Instead of coffee from the machine, which used to be just fine, I now am going to require my morning coffee to come from Starbucks, in the form of a latte, double blended, triple sugar, whipped before being shaken and whipped again, with no more no less than exactly a quarter inch of foam. Measure it in line if necessary. And by the way Stevisha, it has to come from the Starbucks all the way across town, the one within walking distance doesn't do it right. She's at home smokin crack and I'm stuck in my office.

@juggaloco, whenever I read barockos posts all I hear is a voice in my head screaming at me to stop reading. I assume it's my brain and barockos posts kill brain cells faster than marijuana ever could.

Holy shit, I've never seen about half of those names. I can't even pronounce half of those names. Very interesting, thank you very much verytwiztidraven for the input!! Thank you for playing the faygoluvers ghetto name home edition!!