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10:45 pm
March 30, 2013
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I made a joke about Jonah Hill playing Joseph “Violent J” Bruce as the younger but going through his first “fat phase” J. Ribbing aside, it got me thinking… who would be best to play the roles of the Clowns (and company) in a biographical flick?
We’d need different actors for different ages, of course. Teen Shagggy, etc… the story spanning from shit like Js childhood stories (The Road, The Monster, that one where them n Jumpsteady n crew get sprayed by monks) all the way to the FBI lawsuit lol…
Who’d play Twiztid?
Esham?
This would be one long, funny ass film.
10:54 pm
July 15, 2012
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John Goodman plays Violent J present. Jonah Hill can be a young Violent J. Will Smith can be esham lol
10:55 pm
July 15, 2012
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Leonardo DiCaprio can be present shaggy. I really don’t know. I’m sure people come up with some good ideas Will Forte aka macGruber needs to be in there somewhere.
10:59 pm
March 30, 2013
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
John Goodman plays Violent J present. Jonah Hill can be a young Violent J. Will Smith can be esham lol
Fuckin fantastic bwahahahaha… or Chris Tucker as “Shady” Esham lol… when he’s being decent he’s Will Smith. Dr. Jeckyl/Mr Hyde thing.
And J was acting like a hyped up Walter Sobchek on that Fuse show today.
Who should direct? Tarantino? Oliver Stone? Lynch? Woo?
11:01 pm
March 30, 2013
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Will Forte as Tom Dub.
11:26 pm
March 20, 2013
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adam sandler as present day shaggz, only cos sandler is corny as fuck.
johnny depp = monoxide
jamie is a hard one, but seth rogan might fit well.
billy bob thornton for mike e clark haha
tarantino to direct, hands down.
11:31 pm
July 15, 2012
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anyone can direct it besides Michael Bay.
11:40 pm
February 9, 2013
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Shaggy=screech
Violent j=jim gaffigan
rude boy=gabriel mexi fat comic igleasis?
Twiztid=olsen twins
Esham=jamie kenned
blaze and abk=corey and trevor
Jumpsteady=cuba goodin jr
Sugaslam=tan mom
Viloent jj=hornswaggle
Head of fbi=hulk hogan
Eminem=justin bieber
12:04 am
April 15, 2013
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Harmony Korine has the sensibilities for a film of this nature. Maybe Herzog, there’s your short list for directors.
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12:29 am
March 31, 2012
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Fuck the biography movie. Make it a horror trilogy with small amounts of comedy laced in. Each movie is two plus hours in length. Needs to be written by somebody like Joe Hill or Stephen King. Directed by somebody who gets the point of making it dark Wes Craven, Rob Zombie come to mind. Have it take place in Mid 90’s with the first three cards playing a part in the first and second movie while introducing TGM in the second and in the third have the AJB introduced. Include nods to Twiztid, Blaze & ABK. Plot to be planned over the next few weeks… still on vacation.
12:37 am
December 3, 2012
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I’ll go with daniel day lewis as J and joe pesci as shaggs. Mono is kevin costner and madrox will be michael parks. With morgan freeman as esham of course. and guillermo del toro directing
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
12:40 am
September 18, 2012
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Will Ferrel as Eminem.
12:45 am
November 30, 2012
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The guy who played Steve Urkel for esham
12:51 am
July 21, 2012
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Eddie Murphy as everybody.
Whoop Whoop ThyGoobers :
Old Mr Dangerous1:52 am
August 27, 2012
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ThyGoobers said
Eddie Murphy as everybody.
fucking genius they can resurrect the klumps suit for present day VJ
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
2:57 am
February 9, 2013
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Gotta go with eddie
10:26 am
March 30, 2013
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Eddie Murphy as Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Alex Abbiss, Blaze.
The two Wayans from “White Chicks” as Twiztid.
Al Pacino as Anybody Killa.
The SNL people who played Lil Blaster and the other guy as Sugar Slam and DJ Clay.
Ass Dan played by both of the AMB.
Jumpsteady as Jumpsteady, naturally.
Boondox played by Larry the Cable Guy.
Cameos by Tony Todd, Pinhead, Harland Williams, Jason Mewes, Sharon Osbourne, Gary Only, Myzery, Fat Titty Kitty, shit the list goes on….
10:36 am
April 15, 2013
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*Nasim Pedrad and Jason Sudeikis
That’s a good call, only problem is that Sudeikis is about twice as tall as Clay. They could use CGI and shrink him though…
Why is Ass Dan in your movie? I think you reversed that one.
12:05 pm
March 30, 2013
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Guest said
*Nasim Pedrad and Jason SudeikisThat’s a good call, only problem is that Sudeikis is about twice as tall as Clay. They could use CGI and shrink him though…
Why is Ass Dan in your movie? I think you reversed that one.
Hahaha so Ass Dan as AMB? awesome… yeah there’s no need for an Ass Dan except in scenes showing footage of the real SNL skits. No need for AMB either, except for the inevitable, horrible straight-to-DVD sequel. Where they have no name actors replacing the originals.
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