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December 7, 2014
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I piss Faygo and cum face paint, bitches!

I'm such a juggalo my hatchets have hatchets!

I'm such a juggalo I don't actually have a house, I just camp wherever the gathering the year before was or in the woods by J's house.

December 7, 2014
10:55 pm

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Oh yeah?

Well I'm such a Juggalo, my ninja skillz have developed into such mind blowing ways! Example, I don't even have to carry my hatchet anymore, I just invision it in my hand and POOF- IT'S THERE MUTHA FACKOO.

"I Just Wanna Hide Inside My Own Private Hell"- Boondox

December 8, 2014
3:19 pm

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Every time I make a bowl of fruit loops I whoop whoop until I fill it with milk.

December 8, 2014
3:34 pm

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I'm such a juggalo, I nicknamed my testicles Shaggy 2 Balls.

I'm such a juggalo I got my dick peice molded like a Faygo 2 liter, with removable cap.

I'm such a juggalo, my farts form a jokers card, and whoop whoop me before they vanish of into Shangri-La

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

December 8, 2014
4:38 pm

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I'm such a Juggalo that :

I have a sealed Riddlebox card autographed by The Mighty Death Pop.

I use Jake Jeckel to light my hash.

I have an Insane Clown Posse game that doesnt exist.

I attended The Party at the Top of the Hill.

I own dope cars that fail to exist.

I have "WoopWoop" spelled out in dead rednecks on my roof.

December 8, 2014
5:12 pm

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I'm such a juggalo...
cause people call me a juggalo.

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December 8, 2014
8:33 pm

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I'm such a juggalo, my hatchetman tat has a hatchetman tat

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

December 8, 2014
8:40 pm

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I'm such a Juggalo I put a weave in my nut hair.

i'm such a Juggalo I bust a nut in your macaroni.

I'm such a Juggalo I can juggle hatchets and Faygo and dead chickens.

im such a Juggalo I have Juggalo tattooed on my dick.

December 8, 2014
8:53 pm

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This thread is so un funny its funny...

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

December 8, 2014
9:48 pm

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I'm such a Juggalo, I freeze my nut dribbles and sell them to Mr. Rotten Treats to sell at Hallowicked time!

"I Just Wanna Hide Inside My Own Private Hell"- Boondox

December 8, 2014
11:17 pm

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I'm so juggalo, I brag about how much of a juggalo I am.

I'm so juggalo, I had a 3way with Choko and Vinnie the ICP kid

I'm so juggalo I high fived the wraith and went to shangri-la

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

December 8, 2014
11:26 pm

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Maaaan, I'm so motha fuckin juggalo, i just now sent in an application to have my government name changed to Sean juggalo, to prove how much of a juggalo I am.

I'm so juggalo I take 5 or 6 tylenol PMS cuz J said it would get me high

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

December 9, 2014
7:31 am

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hey man I got this magik trick where I stick my wiener in your mouth and you make a wish

Whoop Whoop randy gall :

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December 9, 2014
7:42 am

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I bet all them chicks wish the same thing. I wish it didn't smell so funny, and I wish it was bigger

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

December 9, 2014
9:14 am

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im such a Juggalo that i sleep with a fruit rollup wrapped around my wang, after reading it in the AJB notes.

my ringtone is "slow ya roll" by soopa villainz

December 9, 2014
9:21 am

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OCJ_Brendan said
This thread is so un funny its funny...

ive come up with some good ones, but theyre a little too on-the-nose to post up, lest i catch flak for em.

they were funny, though.

awfully paranoid, arent you?

December 9, 2014
9:54 am

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I'm so juggalo that I go to work 15 hour's a day come home dawg tired eat a dead pocket ha" then go to sleep while my girl warms up to me for sex n acknowledgement but im so cold from being a juggalo I freeze her out like sub zero! 15 hour's later im straight juggalo'n.......

December 9, 2014
10:38 am

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im such a juggalo that applesauce.

December 9, 2014
11:04 am

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Old Mr Dangerous said
im such a juggalo that applesauce.

Damn... Game Over

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

December 9, 2014
11:36 am

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OMD saved it there a second ago.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.