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6:41 pm
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May 22, 2012
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and aids. dont forget about how you brought us aids.
drop your superpatriot rhetoric in a thread where its relevant. this one is for ltb.
you knew this.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
6:42 pm
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August 12, 2012
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Welcome Back! and Congrats!
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November 23, 2014
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I missed you like you wouldent even know and yea I'm a bad speller but frfr I almost landed in @jiffylong lap then he seid well why didn't you . Any way I'm so glad you made it . I have to admit I was scared that you'd die or some shit . But I always known you Could do it . How does it feel To be a BIG MARINE ? Tell us the adventure!
7:06 pm
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February 15, 2014
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I don't know what to say that other's haven't already said. So... Congrats.
Are you gonna be able to make it to the gathering?
Did being a juggalo in the military even really matter? As in did it make a difference? or was it a non-issue.
7:22 pm
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May 22, 2012
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i got a question...
are you still intent on being a marine mp, and therefore the guy posted at the checkpoint that your brother marines spent the morning capturing so that the army could roll to the front without wasting too much fuel?
also, is it true that marine combat boots have Heelys™?
i need to lay off the self-propelled sandbag jokes. since he is a legitimate jarhead, im takin a chance that hell forget that i wasnt in the army. im askin for a combatives lesson.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
8:05 pm
May 29, 2013
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Psyral Infection said
I don't know what to say that other's haven't already said. So... Congrats.Are you gonna be able to make it to the gathering?
Did being a juggalo in the military even really matter? As in did it make a difference? or was it a non-issue.
I doubt the gathering is in the cards for me 2015, but I plan on making it if it's even remotely possible, as for being a military juggalo, it never got a chance to be even remotely relevant in the maelstrom that is recruit training. I'll keep you posted on that in a few months when I get to my duty station and people take notice of the bizzare shit I listen to. Lol.
scruffy said
i got a question...are you still intent on being a marine mp, and therefore the guy posted at the checkpoint that your brother marines spent the morning capturing so that the army could roll to the front without wasting too much fuel?
also, is it true that marine combat boots have Heelys™?
i need to lay off the self-propelled sandbag jokes. since he is a legitimate jarhead, im takin a chance that hell forget that i wasnt in the army. im askin for a combatives lesson.
Lol keep on givin me the business buddy at least I signed the dotted line ;) haha. I love you brother. And as for combative, do u know what a tan belt in MCMAP is capable of? Precisely the same as any other clumsy ubtrained bar brawler. The real thing I learned in boot camp that would give me any sort of edge in a fight in discipline and ferocity. The actual martial arts won't even be remotely combat applicable til I go up 2 or 3 belts lol.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
8:07 pm
May 29, 2013
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the_almighty_smack said
im impressed with LTB
I almost thought for sure he was going to have an asshat drill sargent and go completly insane and pull a vincent dinofrio and say that his life is shit and kill his drill sargent and then himself like in the movie full metal jacket.
now he's a marine a sailor and we all know what people say about sailors.
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight!
She is the one named Sailor Moon!
She will never turn her back on a friend
She is always there to defend
She is the one on whom we depend
She is the one named Sailor....
My DI's acted exactly like the DI in full metal jacket, if not worse. Actually definitely worse. And marines aren't sailors numb nuts. Cute jabs tho. Sailor moon was a good show too
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8:11 pm
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May 22, 2012
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The Notorious, L.T.B. said
Lol keep on givin me the business buddy at least I signed the dotted line ;) haha. I love you brother.
i would say that time will tell which of us fucked up, but then people might pay attention. i know already, of course.
And as for combative, do u know what a tan belt in MCMAP is capable of? Precisely the same as any other clumsy ubtrained bar brawler.
clumsy, untrained bar brawlers are way more likely to be a problem, actually, than a schooled warfighter-type.
The real thing I learned in boot camp that would give me any sort of edge in a fight in discipline and ferocity. The actual martial arts won't even be remotely combat applicable til I go up 2 or 3 belts lol.
in the meantime, theres always that pointy metal crutch...
awfully paranoid, arent you?
8:16 pm
May 29, 2013
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Lol more like in the meantime you can look at my expert badge and know that I can confidently place 10 in your chest at 500 yards. 100 yards further than the army quals at by the way lol. Also did you know a basically trained grunt in the marine corps (boot camp and SOI) has hour for hour the same amount of training as an army ranger? Jus sayin
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May 22, 2012
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The Notorious, L.T.B. said
Lol more like in the meantime you can look at my expert badge and know that I can confidently place 10 in your chest at 500 yards. 100 yards further than the army quals at by the way lol. Also did you know a basically trained grunt in the marine corps (boot camp and SOI) has hour for hour the same amount of training as an army ranger? Jus sayin
lets not get carried away... that hour for hour claim is too easy to chop up.
far as rifle marksmanship, i was doin the same when you were an ovum. dont have to be military, to be schooled in that.
besides, badges dont throw bullets. i, uh, assume that they dont let you run around with a rifle.
but i gots mine...
anyway.
try not to use too much jargon around the friends and family. go easy on em, theyre still adjusting.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:24 pm
September 18, 2012
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My dude!
Just to let you know I'm going on a Christian holocaust but I'll let you live because I like you and I don't want you to kill me first.
Wait, I already killed you... on Post Mortem Boredom.
9:29 pm
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May 22, 2012
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actually, now that im thinkin bout it, you didnt specify a lethal stabbing...
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:30 pm
September 18, 2012
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scruffy said
actually, now that im thinkin bout it, you didnt specify a lethal stabbing...
I would give a dramatic "OH NO" but you already beat him to killing me.
11:12 pm
July 15, 2012
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Welcome back ltb. Long time. So you a pvt then?
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March 20, 2013
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The Notorious, L.T.B. said
graduated today, headed back to Fort Wayne for some much needed leave. How the fuck yall been? Shits been fuckin wild on my end, obviously, lol. So worth it man, all I ever wanted in life is finally kickin off. I'm a god damn Marine baby. Pvt. Burton up in this bitch (up in this bitch) haha. What's the scoop? How's the forum been? Yall miss me? I missed you. Lol @scruffy @sean-law @slumerican502 @patjoyce @lucem-ferre @erryfuknbdy
thanks for the shout out homo and welcome back.
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February 24, 2014
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Is it true you guys stuff condoms in toilet paper rolls and fuck them? And did you think of me when you did?
Have you gotten any pussy since you been back? If so, how did it feel losing your virginity?
If not, want me to throw dat boy pussy?
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
7:41 am
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August 6, 2013
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What's a boy pussy? A well-douched butthole?
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February 24, 2014
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Precisely
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
2:01 pm
December 3, 2012
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Man, i cant express how dope it is to hear youre doing well. I dont know you personally but im proud of you dude, as a fellow juggalo and more importantly a human being....Lookin fresh as fuck in that uniform too. Welcome back!
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That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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