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10:17 am
January 21, 2014
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so i was watching the Olympic closing ceremonies with my mom and i had the thought. if juggalos had their very own Country;
what would be our National anthem?
Our country’s best sport in the Olympics?
And if we hosted it what would we do for a closing ceremony?
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
10:31 am
February 18, 2014
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One evemt would be shoting faygo
10:52 am
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February 15, 2014
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stretchSquiggles said
….Our country’s best sport in the Olympics?
Backyard Wrestling!
11:14 am
February 18, 2014
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Psyral Infection said
stretchSquiggles said
….Our country’s best sport in the Olympics?Backyard Wrestling!
Hell ya that would best 1
12:09 pm
August 27, 2012
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Id go punt a Faygo into the Olympic flame just as its lit to extinguish it…Then id scream FUCK THE WORD…Tea bag a shocked Billie Jean King and attempt to dip as security closed in for my impending beating.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:15 pm
July 15, 2012
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Welfare for everyone
12:59 pm
May 29, 2013
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so i was watching the Olympic closing ceremonies with my mom and i had the thought. if juggalos had their very own Country; what would be our National anthem? Our country’s best sport in the Olympics? And if we hosted it what would we do for a closing ceremony?
Tough choices. Prolly the juggalo pledge of allegiance or juggalo anthem. Something generic like that
Wrestling, or maybe shot put. (All those years of throwing shit at the GOTJ has got to pay off)
Faygo Armageddon.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
1:10 pm
December 3, 2012
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Gang related would be an anthem.
Wed take gold in the shake n bake meth cook-off. Blue ribbon shit.
and yes no way to close but faygo armageddon. This is the olympics though none of that nasty ass diet root beer. Nothing but candy apple and blue raspberry delivered by a big ass bomber so everyone gets soaked
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
1:23 pm
July 15, 2012
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Juggalo Chant would be our anthem
1:44 pm
January 21, 2014
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love the answers
twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Juggalo Chant would be our anthem
i can’t believe i didn’t think of that one!!
Psyral Infection said
Backyard Wrestling!
that or i was thinking a sprint or relay race (where the baton is an Oz and were being chased down by 5-O)
Slumerican502 said
and yes no way to close but faygo armageddon. This is the olympics though none of that nasty ass diet root beer. Nothing but candy apple and blue raspberry delivered by a big ass bomber so everyone gets soaked
i can’t think of a better ending myself XD
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
1:50 pm
January 6, 2013
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Makes me wonder if a Juggalo has the record for a 2 little pop shoot. Guiness record, if there is one
From tadpoles to frogs to Jesus to legends.
1:58 pm
February 18, 2014
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Slumerican502 said
Gang related would be an anthem.Wed take gold in the shake n bake meth cook-off. Blue ribbon shit.
yes those are perfetc events
2:34 pm
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May 22, 2012
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our best event in the olympics would be… none. each entire team would fail the drug test.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
4:22 pm
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February 15, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
If juggalos had their own country I would rather stay in Canada your country would be worst than the congo you would all be broke and starving and if say even if your country prospered and you were actualy making money…
Oh, So you are not a juggalo? Ok. And does making money really equal prospering? Have you been to a gathering? Hardly anyone there is broke and starving (but there are a few). We come from all walks of life. I don’t think there were many professions not represented at there. I think we would do OK as a country. We probably wouldn’t be a major player in the world economy but I believe we could be successfully self sustaining.
Maybe that’s just me and my optimism.
5:18 pm
July 15, 2012
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the_almighty_smack said
I’m a juggalo but I dont typicaly like other juggalos I would rather hang out with people that wash regularly, brush their teeth daily and dont speak in ebonics..
on this site alone 2/3rds of the juggalos are complete morons most dropped out in grade 8 thinking thats the cool thing to do cause J and Shaggy did it.
some Juggalo’s really want people not to like them look at fatjoyce for example he goes out of his way to make people not like him he even wants juggalos not to like him .
im pretty sure that the media comes on this forum to see what Juggalos are really like and when they do no wonder why we have such a bad name,no wonder why there is a big chance there wont be a gathering this year,no wonder why were on the FBI gang list.
and No I never been to the Gathering and truthfully I wouldent really want to go out of my way to go there, I have friends that went and they rented a crazy mobile home and whithin a few hours it was covered in vulgar graffity that they had to pay a fortune to remove the paint cause like I said most juggalos are morons.
A whole Island or a country filled with just juggalos would be horrible idea .
Spoken like a faggot
8:11 pm
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April 1, 2012
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If we had a country nobody would get any sleep. Sleep would be the only illegal thing in Juggalo Country.
9:01 pm
March 30, 2013
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Hallelujah… Babylon has fallen…. Babylon has fallen – K-OS
8:16 am
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May 22, 2012
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the_almighty_smack said
I have friends that went and they rented a crazy mobile home and whithin a few hours it was covered in vulgar graffity that they had to pay a fortune to remove the paint cause like I said most juggalos are morons.
not to cast aspersions on your friends, but anybody who rents a crazy mobile home to take to the gathering, and is somehow expecting to get away with no graffiti, is a moron.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:02 am
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February 15, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
…they rented a crazy mobile home and whithin a few hours it was covered in vulgar graffity that they had to pay a fortune to remove the paint cause like I said most juggalos are morons.
Hmmm…. Have been to several gatherings and two years ago rented an RV and did the Big Ballas thing. We had no problem with anyone tagging the RV. It seems when you give nothing but respect to other juggalos, they return exactly that. Made it a point to get to know all our Gathering neighbors, both inside the grounds and outside in the parking lot party. This led to us looking out for them and vice versa.
Only did the RV thing once, though. Every other time did the tent with a car pass. I like camping more than glamping.
Loved the Dark Forest but last year did the Haunted Haven. Hope the new location has something similar. Gotta be surrounded by trees!
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