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I won ten bucks on the super bowl and got fucked up tonight, called an escort for the 1st time in my life. It cost me 160$ for handjob with a condom on. U know what, fuck the supe
February 4, 2013
6:44 am
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I won ten bucks on the super bowl and got fucked up tonight, called an escort for the 1st time in my life. It cost me 160$ for handjob with a condom on.

U know what, fuck the superbowl

From tadpoles to frogs to Jesus to legends.

February 4, 2013
7:39 am
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February 4, 2013
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Man, you gotta negotiate what you're getting before you hand over the money. If she says a handjob for $160. You can say no and send her on her way. If you do that, she'll be willing to negotiate and you'll get what you want. Once you hand over the cash you're screwed. Plus, I've never heard of a handjob with a condom on. You got robbed man, but hey, it happens. My question is, why did you decide to get a $160 escort after you won just $10?

February 4, 2013
10:33 am
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Handjob with a condom on? well at least her work ethics are very hygienic lmao. But damn bro, $160 is beyond insane for a handjob! at least you got a badass drinking story to tell haha   

February 4, 2013
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February 4, 2013
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Why two threads?

so it is...  odd. 

given the laws of supply and demand, one sixty is way overpriced, considering that the going rate on a self-handjob is $0. 

id expect that you could find a better deal at a typical strip club. 

im wondering, though, why fuck the superbowl?  i mean, it aint the nfls fault, right? 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 4, 2013
12:23 pm
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Was 2 threads by mistake. I was fucked up when i posted

60$ was the cost of the escort

100-hj
200-bj
300- penetration

Tho she did say i would get 50$ off if i requested her next time.

It was 4 am, no strip clubs were open. And the local massage parlor was closed too.

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February 4, 2013
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in that case, id recommend the $0 option. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 4, 2013
1:14 pm
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Fuck that, I'd save the money and just spank my own monkey!  

February 4, 2013
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Sounds like you called an agency, let me help you out here. NEVER CALL AN AGENCY. They always upsell, saying $60 is the price just to grace you with her scuzzy presence. Whatever area you're in, backpage.com, theeroticreview.com, escortdater.com and good ol' craigs list as a last resort. Anything is better than calling an agency. They're girls are always hot but you pay a fortune compared to the non agency girls. As you can probably tell, I've been in the same boat. Being ripped off by an escort is nothing to be ashamed of, just learn from your mistakes and do better next time. Live and learn dude, have fun.

February 4, 2013
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my philosophy is, the bitch can bloody well pay me

otherwise, off you go, bitch! 

im not hearin shit from a hooker, however hot she is. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 4, 2013
2:15 pm
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I had a roommate 7 or 8 years ago that called hookers every fucking weekend and I never understood it. The dude had a smoking hot girlfriend and anytime we'd go to a club we'd pick up. It didn't fucking matter if he fucked his girl at dinner time, by 8 oclock once he snorted a line he'd be looking through the phone book. I'm serious this guy called so many bitches throughout the year, by the end of it the pimp would ask if I was home just to chill and smoke some bud while he waited laugh

 

Now that I think about it, I should have started pimping girls to him and I would have made a lot. With him as my only customer hahaha

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February 4, 2013
2:24 pm
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Strip clubs its where its at homie.The ones in america are good for this too but if ur ever in Tijuana hit up Adelitas and you can fuck hot bitches for 60$.In TJ they have a strip club called DEJA-VU and the bitches there love dick...20$ will get you handjob and 40$ blowjob with 2 chicks...good times!!haha

February 4, 2013
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I had a roommate 7 or 8 years ago that called hookers every fucking weekend and I never understood it.

i knew a guy who bragged that he had never not paid for it. 

knowing the guy, you could certainly see why, but still, to brag about it?  oy. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 4, 2013
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Yea that guy sounds just as strange as my buddy. This guy could actually get girls so that's probably a little more fucked. Cocaine is a hellava drug. cool

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February 4, 2013
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Patjoyce seems to be the expert here lol. I can honestly say Iv never payed for any sexual act in my life. Pussy is really not all that hard to get...unless your ugly, a loser, extremely girl shy, or any combination of these things. Then it's understandable and I feel sorry for you...

February 4, 2013
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Bullshit we've all paid for it in one way or another. Maybe you didn't hand her money but unless your tucker max you spent money to get pussy

February 4, 2013
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Violentdope said:

Strip clubs its where its at homie.The ones in america are good for this too but if ur ever in Tijuana hit up Adelitas and you can fuck hot bitches for 60$.In TJ they have a strip club called DEJA-VU and the bitches there love dick...20$ will get you handjob and 40$ blowjob with 2 chicks...good times!!haha

I don't mind them once in awhile but if you're going to look or try and pick up strippers it's even more a waste of money for nothing. In the states in Canada that is. TJ sounds pretty decent.  Usually the best part of going was when I had a girl waiting for me at home. They'd always get the best poundings from me then 

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February 4, 2013
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You got ripped off Frog or that must have been the best hand job of your life.

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February 4, 2013
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Slumerican502 said:

Bullshit we've all paid for it in one way or another. Maybe you didn't hand her money but unless your tucker max you spent money to get pussy

Exactly...You gotta pay for them to eat, go to a movie..theres ur 60$ right there and ur still not guaranteed ur gettin laid...I dont pay for hookers cuz its fuckin gross but I got a girl for that.

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