I am supposed to compost on Mondays, Recycle on Wednesdays, and throw out the trash on Thursdays

but I just throw out everything on Thursday

but I had to stop throwing my beer cans out in the regular trash because the poor people would go threw the bags to get to the 5-cent cans and make a mess out of everything 

so now every Thursday around 11 PM when I bring the trash out some dude called Edwin is always outside waiting for the bag of cans and he uses that can money to buy crack.