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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY / HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
June 17, 2013
4:18 pm
PunkRockJuggalo
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don’t bother him with his movements
So whats so hard about that ?

 

June 17, 2013
4:19 pm
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

June 17, 2013
7:12 pm
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Yup that sounds about right. Especially What makes a woman happy. Sometimes Women expect hella lot from men that they alotta times arent willing to do for men. Good Observation.

June 17, 2013
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jahahaha its so true.

Good work prj.

June 17, 2013
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i would like to take credit for this list but i can’t i found it on facebook  and thought it would be funny to start a thread with

a change of pace from all the fighting and shit

June 17, 2013
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yeah but see the juggalettes who think they are the cool chicks will come and argue that this isnt women at all blah blah blah. and if you dont listen they will hit you with a frying pan.

June 17, 2013
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June 17, 2013
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ah man ,i cannot view… stupid work computer.

you win this round billy.

June 17, 2013
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the picture is just a lady in a robe and hair curlers holding a frying pan

June 17, 2013
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In July I’ll have been with the same woman for 15 years (8 years married legally), and she said to me last year, that “women know we’re wrong most of the time, but we still act like we’re right”.. for this taboo, risky revelation on her and her earthly sisters, she has earned a good lifetime of dickings.

June 18, 2013
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Old Mr Dangerous said
In July I’ll have been with the same woman for 15 years (8 years married legally), and she said to me last year, that “women know we’re wrong most of the time, but we still act like we’re right”.. for this taboo, risky revelation on her and her earthly sisters, she has earned a good lifetime of dickings.

Ive been with my girl 5 years…and this has been a hypothesis of mine for a minute…but I wont risk calling it out…cuz on the off chance she is right……good list steal PRJ…Is being gallant like being brave…thats what i understand it to mean…

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

June 20, 2013
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OCJ_Brendan said
 

Old Mr Dangerous said
In July I’ll have been with the same woman for 15 years (8 years married legally), and she said to me last year, that “women know we’re wrong most of the time, but we still act like we’re right”.. for this taboo, risky revelation on her and her earthly sisters, she has earned a good lifetime of dickings.

Ive been with my girl 5 years…and this has been a hypothesis of mine for a minute…but I wont risk calling it out…cuz on the off chance she is right……good list steal PRJ…Is being gallant like being brave…thats what i understand it to mean…

Lol yeah they’re not ALWAYS wrong… shit I was wrong once.. back in like, ’88 I think it was… but that’s it…

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