LuckyNumbrXIII said
Double post, oops…

Fo’real.

 

I have neither

 Go to an alley on the more “urban part of town” walk untill you see a guy with 1 and a half eyes. Then say this very carefully “GIMME ALL YOUR FUCKIN SHIT OR ILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT”

Thats how you get shit.

I could send you a picture of my wiener with sunglasses on and a mustache

Sean Law said
I could send you a picture of my wiener with sunglasses on and a mustache

How about wearing a diaper and a sundress holding a lollipop?

patjoyce said
Start a family in the ATL. Find yourself a nice project chick (they’re everywhere in the ATL), buy her some chicken from KFC, buy some weed from one of her half brothers and she’ll put out. You can have a nice new ATL fam, with a nice little baby that she will name JaMario or Oranjello or what have you. Go back in a little over 9 months, and there, problem solved. You won’t be so lonely in the ATL anymore. Don’t worry about hasty departures either, no one expected you to stick around anyway. Just stop in every now and then and bring some diapers and chicken, and watch your family grow.

Patjoyce, this right here is the best fucking thing you have ever posted. I caught myself reading like an infomercial.

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

When you get you project family you will also get Herpes, COMPLETELY FREE! (Just pay shipping and handling)

Drink too much whiskey, while playing all the songs mentioned in that saddest songs ever thread… especially “The Rain” by Tech N9ne and “Sorry I’m Away So Much” by Xzibit and I think The Liks are on that track too. Cry. Drink more. Repeat. Don’t forget frequent bathroom breaks. Pass out. Awake with the sting of a harsh hangover, because the physical and mental anguish of an insistent hangover will sway your mind from your daughter.