man thats fucked. coconut women are psychos too. dont have to worry about that, one psycho is enough for me.

novocaine said

RydaFoLife said
Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an over-coat?

 

as delightful as that sounds, i doubt that she has and your offer is most likely not appreciated.

 

welcome to hell kandii.

Precisely the reason there are no chicks that frequent this forum. We are a bunch of fucking neanderthals 

Don't group me or yourself in there. I've only seen ryda act like that to females

hey man thats my "go to hell" hat. Meaning if you don't like it go to hell lol.

I will say I did act like a dick in the juggalette respect thread

novocaine said
LTB - woman of coconut descent - maori, samoan, hawaiin, muldi, polynesian, cook islander etc etc

 

my little sister is married to a coconut, he almost broke my head when i called him the coconut king as a joke. like seriously. he is like 500 pounds. and has fists like boulders.

Lmao. And yea most "coconut" ppl r fucking huge. Gangs started carrying guns in alaska specifically because the pacific islanders beat the living fuckin shit outta ppl

Kid in the states got suspended for biting his poptart into the shape of a gun and "shooting" at his friends on the playground. I had a full scale police report filed about me because I "threatened" my teacher. She reported me for kicking the wall off a bathroom stall (it was hanging by a hinge and i couldnt resist lmao) and the next day I was carrying around my book on the history of guns and I chatted her up joking bout how she snitched on me (she n I were close, not sex close either before you apes starting hoopin n hollerin lmao) and I casually showed her my book. She went pale, left school and called the cops cus she thought I was subliminally threatening to shoot her

LTB said

novocaine said
LTB - woman of coconut descent - maori, samoan, hawaiin, muldi, polynesian, cook islander etc etc

 

my little sister is married to a coconut, he almost broke my head when i called him the coconut king as a joke. like seriously. he is like 500 pounds. and has fists like boulders.

Lmao. And yea most "coconut" ppl r fucking huge. Gangs started carrying guns in alaska specifically because the pacific islanders beat the living fuckin shit outta ppl

im proud to say when i was approached by several maori boys to relieve me of my wallet, i ran like a little girl.

LTB said
Kid in the states got suspended for biting his poptart into the shape of a gun and "shooting" at his friends on the playground. I had a full scale police report filed about me because I "threatened" my teacher. She reported me for kicking the wall off a bathroom stall (it was hanging by a hinge and i couldnt resist lmao) and the next day I was carrying around my book on the history of guns and I chatted her up joking bout how she snitched on me (she n I were close, not sex close either before you apes starting hoopin n hollerin lmao) and I casually showed her my book. She went pale, left school and called the cops cus she thought I was subliminally threatening to shoot her

LMAO I've had one of those experiences.

My buddy and I were really big into the anarchist cookbook in middle school. We would blow shit up all the time. Anyways he joked with someone in the lunchroom at breakfast that we were gonna smokebomb the eight grade dance. You know how word spreads at school. By lunchtime the whole school thought we were gonna blow shit up. I was completely unaware until I got called into the office at the end of the day. After a couple hours of discussion I got off with a few detentions and he got off with just a suspension.

If that shit happened today wed still be locked up

i was relatively quiet through highschool. most shit we did never got away from my close group of homies.

the only times i got into big shit was when  a dude who trained with a golden glvoes boxer picked a fight with me, i told him to me me on the oval after school etc etc. so i took a steel bar (trolley pole) tucked into my sleeve adn put him in a coma. i saw it as fair because he was legally considered a weapon. the principal/mother/police did not view it that way sadly.

the only other time i got in deep shit was when i wrote a history report on world war 2 from the losing side. i did a 3000 word essay on basically why hitler did what he did (i didnt justify or agree, just looked at it from hitlers point of view. even stated that it was just a depictionn of event from a different perspective as history is written by the victors). i wasnt until i handed it in, i found out that my english teacher was jewish. i got 3 weeks suspension and 1 year 'community service'.

and subsequently, i got nicknamed 'that nazi kid' for 2 years. didnt help i shaved my head and had blue eyes ahhaha.