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Happyv Friday the 13th
December 13, 2013
2:46 am
twiztidkillaxxx2
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Stay safe everybody.  Wear condoms all day long. 

 

Keef it real.  

 

 

Kill some witches, vampires, werewolves and even leprechauns, the evil ones. 

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI, Maryonette
December 13, 2013
9:15 am
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Damn I just smoked and got a bad case of stoner boner

December 13, 2013
3:07 pm
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Fun fact: Friday the 13th used to be a lucky day in Celtic countries.  Then the Catholic church came along and busted it all up and inverted it.  Friday the 13th is my lucky day.

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December 13, 2013
5:21 pm
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OCJ_Brendan said
Fun fact: Friday the 13th used to be a lucky day in Celtic countries.  Then the Catholic church came along and busted it all up and inverted it.  Friday the 13th is my lucky day.

Fuck yeah. I never hated the number 13. Dan Marino bitches! Never won a super bowl

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI
December 13, 2013
5:22 pm
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That should tell you something.

Laces out Dan!!!!!

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GanjaGoblin, SteelCityDahmer
December 13, 2013
5:37 pm
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patjoyce said
That should tell you something.

Laces out Dan!!!!!

hahaha exactly! 

 

 

And little nikki when dan Marino tried selling his soul to the devil.  

December 13, 2013
5:47 pm
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Haha yeah dude, I remember that shit. Poor Danno never did get a ring. He'll just have to settle for millions of dollers and endless pussy. We're pullin' for ya Dan, fight through the pain.

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI
December 13, 2013
6:39 pm
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I didn't know that ocj. Good to hear another thing the catholic church fucked with.

 

Then again, I guess we can thank the catholic church for the movies.

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December 13, 2013
6:44 pm
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You better thank them, if you don't, you'll burn in hell!!! Hell I say!!!!

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI
December 13, 2013
10:28 pm
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So no joke, I was just in a bad 4 car accident with my car I just bought 3 weeks ago. Fuckin Friday the 13th...

December 13, 2013
11:06 pm
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Damn. My tooth broke today

December 14, 2013
2:18 pm
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Speaking of Marino, I met that guy once. Hes a spokesperson or whatever for Nutri-System, I was working for UPS at the time delivering and he was exiting the building in his big fancy limo. Shook the dudes hand and told him he 'did great in that one Ace Ventura movie'.

 

And hope everyones Friday the 13th was lucky. Not yours though Pat, I hope everything bad happened to you!

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI
December 14, 2013
2:24 pm
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Nothing bad happened to me. My Friday the 13th was pretty fuckin' awesome. Had 2 big steaks, watched horror movies with my girlfriend and drank a bunch of expensive bourbon. Thanks for thinking of me though. 

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI
December 14, 2013
7:04 pm
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Nothing bad happened to me either.  It was my girl and my anniversary (we only celebrate them on Friday the 13ths whenever they pop up, instead of the usual yearly thing) as our real anniversary is March 13, but it was infact a Friday that year. but she had to work until midnight.  I aced a final exam, came home played Elder Scrolls Oblivion (cuz skyrim crashes my computer) and around 10 pm she popped up cuz she got the rest of her shift covered so she could come home and fuck her man.  A good night any way you slice it.

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"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

December 14, 2013
9:15 pm
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She rode your dick like a pogo stick

December 14, 2013
10:58 pm
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Can someone please sample this in a rap song for me. Be a man...chop it up somehow so you don't get sued....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....lqQD6C4lfg

 

 

 

 

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December 15, 2013
2:55 am
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Ours was pretty tame. Today was my first day back at work after having our second kid. My second job ended Thursday for the fall semester at the college, so thankfully I'll have more time to help out with the newborn until things are settled. One of my buildings changed their locks, so I don't have to clean them til Monday night.

Everything in the conscious realm was tame. However I had a dream where I was in a nice house in a rain storm, and for some reason we had used strips of multicolored electrical tape to write out the phrase "NICE DONG WATER" on the wall. Not bong, but dong. Yep.

My flatulence whiffs of a deceased mink also. 

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI, Rizzle
October 13, 2017
6:22 pm
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Bump.

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October 13, 2017
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Always a great day for me...in fact the opposite of bad luck happened to me today

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Maryonette, Rizzle
October 16, 2017
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I got the day off......because I was sick. Woke up w/ vertigo (I have inner ear problems) and threw up.

but hey, I still got the day off :)

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