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Gathering Miracles (Juggalo Welfare)
February 14, 2014
7:50 pm
patjoyce
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If you’ve ever been down with the clown and the gathering comes and you’re sittin at home

Then you know that shit sucks and you’re gettin the bone

But here at FLH the homies are here and they got your back sendin you some hope

This years welfare recipient is the homie violentdope

From sellin blood to sendin him your change sittin at home in the jar

Thank God for you ninjas without your help you know he won’t get far

What fun is a vacation if when you go away you gotta pay?

And you ain’t got no funds the only place you can go is the end of the driveway

And that ain’t no vacation that’s called just gettin the mail

And it ain’t no fun, gettin the mail be stale

LTB tried to send him an envelope with plans and a place to stay

But a pelican ate his cell phone, and ran away

So now he’s stuck at home waitin for you to send some love

On his knees he’s prayin to the Gods above

Like I need water, fire, air and dirt

Fuckin paypal, how does that work?

And violentdope don’t wanna talk to no scientist

They ain’t sendin’ him nothin, they’re makin him pissed

Trees, rain, whatever the weather

15,000 juggalos all sendin violentdope spare change together

And he’s now hype as fuck he’s comin down from the farm

But its fucked up, nobody sent jack shit to Esham

So here’s your juggalo welfare and your free vacation

But don’t leave unit you get your food stamp book and voters registration, word

……juggalo welfare…….it’s like a miracle in this bitch……..here you go dog, word.

February 14, 2014
8:36 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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My feelings are genuinely hurt.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

February 14, 2014
8:38 pm
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Why? Not everybody can get a free ride dude. Maybe next year. This year it’s all about the VD. 

February 14, 2014
8:42 pm
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Why the hostility? What’d I miss?

February 14, 2014
8:45 pm
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chieflocc said
Why the hostility? What’d I miss?

IDK whats going on here either…

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

February 14, 2014
8:47 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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Because I consider you a friend pat, and on a frequent basis am one of your few out right supporters. Then, you get steamed at VD for like no reason at all and decide to try and make a mockery of a project that means a lot to me. Basically it hurts my feelings when a friend tries to dumb down something I care about to some bullshit “free ride/welfare” shit. I’m not going to get into it any further, as I shouldn’t have to. I just wanted you to know you hurt my feelings, that’s all. It’s upsetting.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

February 14, 2014
8:47 pm
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You didn’t miss anything, you’re just in time…..for a gathering miracle.

it’s like a reading rainbow, without the book.

February 14, 2014
8:50 pm
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I really wasn’t trying to make fun of you or your idea LTB, sorry about that. I can see now why you may have thought that, but it wasn’t my intention. Think about it, no one else got a shout out in the song. That was props right there.

 

In all seriousness I am sorry LTB, hurting your feelings wasn’t what I was trying to do.

February 14, 2014
8:52 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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It’s cool man. Just seemed like an attack. You have been kinda going after damn near everyone lately. At least it was better written than Chuklz’s shit.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

February 14, 2014
8:52 pm
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Why don’t you all shut the fuck up and watch the rare Tunnel of Love track I posted in the other thread? Its ICP at their prime!!

February 14, 2014
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It always warms my heart when a man can display his feelings without attacking someone else. Mad fuckin props to LTB

February 14, 2014
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chieflocc said
It always warms my heart when a man can display his feelings without attacking someone else. Mad fuckin props to LTB

Thank you.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

February 14, 2014
9:10 pm
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Let’s all hug

February 14, 2014
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Fuck you guys

February 14, 2014
9:17 pm
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As an old school juggalo who has been down since ’89 I just wanna say one thing…Stay out of loose women. For real

February 14, 2014
9:21 pm
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As an old school juggalo who has been down since ’89 I just wanna say one thing…Stay out of loose women. For real

 

I’m more down than you! I got The JJ Boys original lyrics to “Party at the Top of the Hill” autographed by Kangol Joe on Alex Abbisss used toilet paper!

February 14, 2014
9:24 pm
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Slum will not stand for being upstaged. Slum is not pleased omd…as an old school juggalo from ’89

February 14, 2014
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Slumerican502 said
Slum will not stand for being upstaged. Slum is not pleased omd…as an old school juggalo from ’89

Even as a SPERM I had a painted face back in ’84!! I sprayed the egg with Blue Moon Mist!!

 

February 15, 2014
11:36 pm
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I’m still down for helping ViolentDope out but this shit was hilarious 

Claps hands

February 16, 2014
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I like it..funny

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