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FLH Hall of Fame: "The Claw"

October 4, 2012
2:36 pm

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The other morning, my girl Magz calls me up and says “Dude, you're not going to believe who I met last night.”

She was at a bar out in bumblefuck, just kickin it, when she spots a Riddlebox tat on this dude's arm. So it starts up a conversation, with them showing off their different clown tats or whatever and trading stories.

Suddenly, she gets a look at dude's hand.

“Oh, what, this?” he says. “They call it 'The Claw.'”

This juggalo was born with no hand–only a thumb. And apparently, it's a giant thumb at that–waaaay bigger than normal. When he was still a baby, the geniuses of the medical profession decided it was a good idea to cut off his foot and then sew it to his stumpy hand. The foot never grew after that. So essentially the ninja has a giant thumb and baby foot for a hand, not to mention a prosthetic leg, after the doctors hacked it and whatnot.

“It ain't shit,” he says. “Watch this.” And he then proceeds to wrap his “claw” around his homie's entire neck and squeeze. The thumb is just that big. His homie gags “Ack…that's why they call it the claw…”

Did she get his number? Fuck yes.

And this is why I love juggalos…

Let's start a Hall of Fame thread. Anybody else got crazy storys about ninjas they've met over the years?

Oh and you're not allowed to nominate yourself, even if you're a legend in your own mind ;)

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October 4, 2012
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the face im sitting here with lol no offense to him or her but thats nasty

October 4, 2012
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I nominate LLi he has a third eye which isn't taped to his head.

October 5, 2012
12:39 pm

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lol….ok i guess i walked into that.

and what are you talking about? the claw is pimp!

October 5, 2012
4:21 pm

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Bak in 04 during the black rain tour, (we had the 3rd to last date, the tour was cancelled)

tour was cancelled like 2 days before our show ( we also had a rydas show after) anyways, we showed up and met some ninjas who was just following the tour so we kicked it with them, one of them dudes name was stinky, he was this big dude, who handt showered in a while and was dirty (hence stinky duh) but anyways man that had to be one of the coolest crews and coolest dudes ive ever kicked it with, we went all over the city,4 carloads and a van full of juggalos with nowhere to gobut have fun, we went to primos,we even went to this lil kids house,went in the garage got drunk, the mom came home, so we went to the mountains, look thres no point tothis fuckin story expect how cool those ninjas were, just some strangers, i was like 15, late at night we said our goodbyes, they had to go on to the next city, but yeah if any of those ninjas is readin this much clown love.

the point of my lame story is just that, no point, i always meet ninjas at all the shows, or some random metal show and we kick it like we known each othr for years, that night just hapend to be one of the fuunest.

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October 6, 2012
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stretchnutz said:

Bak in 04 during the black rain tour, (we had the 3rd to last date, the tour was cancelled)
tour was cancelled like 2 days before our show ( we also had a rydas show after) anyways, we showed up and met some ninjas who was just following the tour so we kicked it with them, one of them dudes name was stinky, he was this big dude, who handt showered in a while and was dirty (hence stinky duh) but anyways man that had to be one of the coolest crews and coolest dudes ive ever kicked it with, we went all over the city,4 carloads and a van full of juggalos with nowhere to gobut have fun, we went to primos,we even went to this lil kids house,went in the garage got drunk, the mom came home, so we went to the mountains, look thres no point tothis fuckin story expect how cool those ninjas were, just some strangers, i was like 15, late at night we said our goodbyes, they had to go on to the next city, but yeah if any of those ninjas is readin this much clown love.

the point of my lame story is just that, no point, i always meet ninjas at all the shows, or some random metal show and we kick it like we known each othr for years, that night just hapend to be one of the fuunest.

I REMEMBER THAT CREW. The one dude's name was Frosty! Some PCP addict robbed me earlier in the day and the crew told me “stick around….we get in free every show and will bring you with us.” Those ninjas were the SHIT :D :D :D

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October 6, 2012
6:14 pm

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Wow thats the shit!

what city is this in? and how far into the tour?

thats the shit and proof that the dark carnival works in funny and mysterious ways

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October 7, 2012
7:18 pm

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You're the 2nd person who's mentioned that crew to me over the years. It's so funny how many people they encountered on their journey.

This show was in Philly on South Street. Great people, great times.

It's official: The wandering band of carnies (including Stinky and Frosty) who followed the Black Rain tour are officially inducted into the FLH hall of fame! <3

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May 19, 2018
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