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2:07 pm
April 4, 2012
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piggofdoom said
Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
krunkazphuk said
This chick is reading The Gunslinger (again.) If anyone's game, here it is in pdf format along with a few more books in the Dark Tower series:http://miltondodd.files.wordpr.....s-1-51.pdf
and a Mad Lib for the long road home:
"The (noun) in black (verb, past tense) across the (place), and the gunslinger (verb, past tense)."
Id be down to read the series again but idk how most would feel about it. The first book can be a little hard to get through.
I have two suggestions:
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (dont know author
Lamb by Christopher Moore. One of my favorite books...Its about jesus as a child, but its funny as fuck. Not really for overly religious folk.
I read fool by Christopher Moore, which is King Lear from the fool's perspective.
"Fool" was funny as hell! "Sacre Bleu" wasn't bad either, it's Moore's new one.
I'm a big Tim Dorsey fan, he writes some funny ass shit. The whole Coleman series is great. If you're looking for comedy, I would check him out.
3:12 pm
February 24, 2014
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come to think of it, since pat has been mia, so has randy gall.... hmmmm
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
3:22 pm
July 15, 2012
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When I see Randys pic and pats pic, I kind of think they are brothers
5:17 pm
July 11, 2012
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Sean Law said
come to think of it, since pat has been mia, so has randy gall.... hmmmm
was just thinkin of them.Haven't seen em in a bit...
8:20 pm
February 24, 2014
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pat = randy
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
8:47 pm
August 27, 2012
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Starting too look that way. I thought Randy=Sketchez tho.
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9:05 pm
February 24, 2014
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nahhhh. i say pat or lucem.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:28 am
April 16, 2014
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Sean Law said
come to think of it, since pat has been mia, so has randy gall.... hmmmm
That's ridiculous. Obviously Randy has been taking advantage of Pat's absence by working 24/7 to drop a load in the home and garden section at every home depot within a 25 mile radius of pat, not to mention another one in the frozen foods aisle at all the local Walmarts. He hasn't been around because he's so dedicated. I'm actually very close with Randy, and if you guys got to know him, you'd be surprised by how much more there is to him that how he comes across here.I even let him babysit my kids one time (which admittedly was a big mistake and OK I will never do it again but Randy and I talked about what happened later like men and it hasn't affected our relationship). Sometimes I think a lot of people think of Randy as a fat slob, but I have seen him eating low fat potato chips and even drinking coke zero, mostly when there's porn on the tv. Anyways let's just appreciate randy for who he is and not try to make him be who we want him to be, is that such a hard thing to do?
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6:47 am
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February 15, 2014
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@drfreshness , Seriously? Randy is real? I always thought he was someone's alter ego account.
Anyway, I hope Pat is OK. He's an avid reader and would be a great person to head up this book club.
And hopefully Randy comes back to give us some of his personal style and humor, man.
8:24 am
February 24, 2014
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Psyral Infection said
@drfreshness , Seriously? Randy is real? I always thought he was someone's alter ego account.Anyway, I hope Pat is OK. He's an avid reader and would be a great person to head up this book club.
And hopefully Randy comes back to give us some of his personal style and humor, man.
Randy Gall is an alternative account. Im sure of it. Its just a matter of who it is, and I think I have it narrowed down
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
8:41 am
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February 15, 2014
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I still think Randy Gall is really @scottied.
math: 11+6=17
8:53 am
February 24, 2014
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Psyral Infection said
I still think Randy Gall is really @scottied.
math: 11+6=17
or PRJ... that would be funny. I think its Lucem. based on a hunch
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
9:18 am
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August 12, 2012
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Sean Law said
Psyral Infection said
I still think Randy Gall is really @scottied.
math: 11+6=17or PRJ... that would be funny. I think its Lucem. based on a hunch
It's not me. I barely have time for my one account let alone two.
2:52 pm
July 15, 2012
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Pat got stuck on the toilet and forgot his cell phone in the other room. I would say he's dead by now, but he has enough fat to last a few weeks. Randy is in jail
3:38 pm
November 30, 2012
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piggofdoom said
I haven't seen pat around for a while. Anyone kbow what's up?
What's up homie, just been spending the vacation time I took off for the Gathering on random drunkenness throughout New England. Didn't bring a laptop and my phone service kinda blew, especially in New Hampshire. Was just getting away and having fun, nice to be back though.
Yeah man, let's make it happen if you want. Even if only a few people joi in, fuck it. I read all the time anyway.
3:43 pm
November 30, 2012
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the_almighty_smack said
he's in jail for being a kiddy diddler
dont be like pat kids his book choice would have been lolita anyway
Nice to see you're still blaming me for your past crimes that have landed you in jail he who hides behind a screen name.
Lolita is about a teenage girl, don't know how old she was supposed to be. It was supposed to be shocking because of the fact it was the daughter of his wife/girlfriend/whatever she was, plus he was supposed to be like 50. If you've seen the movie (the one with Jeremy Irons) hell yeah I'd hit that dude, all day long. That bitch was like Jessica Alba hot. Bring it on Lolita!! I know, I know, she's not your type, she had hit puberty.
Go back and hide behind your screen name he who will not let his past be known, you're not fooling anyone. And if you wanna argue, bring it to the Montreal sucks thread, nobody wants to read our bullshit here.
3:46 pm
November 30, 2012
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PunkRockJuggalo said
piggofdoom said
I haven't seen pat around for a while. Anyone kbow what's up?Esham finally tracked him down and beat him to death with a bag of pennies.
Way more interesting than the truth. Funny shit though, except where would Esham get enough pennies to fill an entire bag? That would probably take about 14 bucks worth, E can't swing that. If I'm ever walking down the street and get hit by a random penny, you know what I'll be thinking.
3:52 pm
November 30, 2012
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Sean Law said
nahhhh. i say pat or lucem.
I am seriously insulted. And I used to like you lol.
Man, I hope no one ever figures out I'm The Warlock…..
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