Living in the nations capitol I love me some fireworks…always have.

We go to this sick ass party every year on the Potomac river at a spot called Mason Neck where there are all these million dollar mansions and shyt.  I literally no no one who lives anywhere near there, but somehow having a Spanish goddess on my arm always gets me in the door (she learned the trick with her ex who did know someone there at some point but they stopped going…the year after that they just tried again and didn’t get turned away by security).  Anyway there’s a three level deck with a bar in the middle…boats docked at the bottom and on the top there’s a band playing.

When you stand on one of the top deck viewing spots you can see the official National fireworks in front of the Washington Monument, fireworks at Ft Belvoir (an army base right outside DC), and several small municipalities in between.  The people who live there have their own barge that shoots off shit too so the whole sky lights up around 10pm)  Its absolutely breath taking…

Its prolly the only sappy thing we do together watching that sky light up every year…I wouldn’t trade it for much. It makes me soooooo happy.

I mirror that sentiment OMD.

And Party on Garth.

Holy fuck do I love me some fireworks.That good shit that you get from TJ though not that sparkling crap. My friend and I went to TJ one time bought a hammock and lined it all up with m80s,bottle rockets etc, rolled that bitch up and walked across the border.Good times. I was a stupid ass kid too and would always steal fireworks from a neighbors house around the 4th. In 8th grade I went out to the hills(live in the desert) and lighting piccolo petes like a dumb fuck, dry and windy as fuck. Set 20 something acres on fire. Ran home told someone there was a fire, luckily someone called them earlier and got it out before it hit the houses. I went to the pizza spot down the street and in comes the fucking fire marshall.  He asked to look at the bottom of my shoes and he was like yep you started that fire huh kid.I was like fuck.I was a minor so didn’t get in much trouble.I had to write a 20 page report on fire safety..lol…Luckily I told someone to call the fire dept when I was running home and that got my parents out from having to pay shit load of money for the damages and man power.Someone lookin out for me.Still love fireworks though..lol

Old Mr Dangerous said
This dude I used to time with was mildly tossing little fireworks around upstairs of my dad’s garage like 13 years back. I was sitting in an old recliner that was too junky for the house anymore, and dude tossed one under the chair. Somehow it arched when it shot out, and curved up and exploded directly in my face. The side of my face around my mouth and chin mostly, well it was charred black for the better part of a week. Dude thought it was hilarious. I do too, now.

Haha, I picture it blowing up looney toons style with the tnt sticks.

OCJ_Brendan said
Man what a good story VD totally beats the time we set off smoke bombs simultaneously in front and behind my boys house (there was three of us doing it while my boy was getting some skins…)We yelled FIRE and no matter what window he looked outta there was smoke…he came running out in his drawers and left the girl spread eagle in his parents bed…needless to say his nut was left un busted that day…thats the best I got…

 Damn, that’s clever as Hell, props to you for coming up with that prank. And what a dick for leaving her to fend for herself, he woulda prolly got bonus tail for saving her even if she wasn’t really in danger.

MCL.

Violentdope said

OCJ_Brendan said
Man what a good story VD totally beats the time we set off smoke bombs simultaneously in front and behind my boys house (there was three of us doing it while my boy was getting some skins…)We yelled FIRE and no matter what window he looked outta there was smoke…he came running out in his drawers and left the girl spread eagle in his parents bed…needless to say his nut was left un busted that day…thats the best I got…

that shits fuckin funny….but ya im not proud of what I did, it was stupid. The part I didnt tell was that I really lit the brush with a match and wanted to see how big it got before I could put it out,the wind came up and all of a sudden and boom, fire every where..Ya very fuckin stupid..But fireworks was part of the problem too.Moral of the story is dont play with matches kiddies….Also fun shit is blowing up Tarantulas with m80s…good ol days..

 

Your story gained 50exp for the added details, were you thinking, oh shit I better come up with something good while you were running? Man everybody pulls dumb shit when their younger, but telling the story makes it so much funnier looking back at the younger version of yourself. I once took a piss on a fence when I was about 10 or so, and didn’t know it was electric, it dropped me to my knees and my dick felt scorched for awhile after that. To this day I wont piss by any fence out of fear of reliving that ungodly pain.

MCL.

Haha too fucking funny man, any time I tell that story I always think of that song. Seriously though, even if someone offers to pay you like 100 bucks don’t do it cause your balls will feel like their gonna pop like popcorn. Don’t take less the 5 grand for doing that, I promise you it isn’t worth it for anything less.

MCL.