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Fight to the Death
May 16, 2013
6:37 pm
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You are fighting to the death in the coliseum.

You get to pick two melee weapons.

What would they be?

May 16, 2013
6:41 pm
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Real medieval weapons no lightsabers!

May 16, 2013
6:42 pm
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Who am i fighting?

Are tehy using weapons, or natural means (claws, teeth etc)

 

against humans: spiked mace and a sword breaker.

 

against animals/creatures: Hatchet and cudgel

May 16, 2013
7:01 pm
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novocaine said
Who am i fighting?

Are tehy using weapons, or natural means (claws, teeth etc)

 

against humans: spiked mace and a sword breaker.

 

against animals/creatures: Hatchet and cudgel

Ya I was thinking of people put into the same position.

May 16, 2013
7:07 pm
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needs more details.

perhaps roll it into catergories? man vs man/ man vs bear/ man vs sith lord?

May 16, 2013
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novocaine said
needs more details.

perhaps roll it into catergories? man vs man/ man vs bear/ man vs sith lord?

Sounds good!laugh

May 16, 2013
7:24 pm
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No weapons  needed when you have the trusty vulcan nerve pinch.

 

 

I'd probably opt for the fetal position strategy

May 16, 2013
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Slumerican502 said
No weapons  needed when you have the trusty vulcan nerve pinch.

 

 

I'd probably opt for the fetal position strategy

 

Dibs on fighting slum. i can already see my spiked mace hanging out of his forehead as he runs around in circles squealing like a japanese school girl.

May 16, 2013
7:36 pm
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lmao...I'd go for a double edged sword as opposed to a blunt weapon. Maybe a  lance or a spear with poision on the end. Like you said it depends on what you are fighting and how big the person/animal is. I'd shit my pants if I had to fight a lion, straight up

May 16, 2013
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Slumerican502 said
lmao...I'd go for a double edged sword as opposed to a blunt weapon. Maybe a  lance or a spear with poision on the end. Like you said it depends on what you are fighting and how big the person/animal is. I'd shit my pants if I had to fight a lion, straight up

 

thats where my sword breaker comes into handy, all i have to do is catch your sword and its pretty much game over.

once i've caught your sword with my left hand my right hand comes around into the side of your head with the spiked mace.

game over.

 

sword breaker is one of teh best offense/defense weapons beacuse it can disarm and stab hahaha

May 16, 2013
7:55 pm
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I was thinking spiked mace double sided hand axe....mace as more of a defensive weapon...

 

or my handy atomic bomb i use to win rock paper scisscors....works every time....

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

May 16, 2013
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I'd use what Roland chose to beat Cort: his eagle. It roghteously fucked his trainer up enough that Roland gained the upper hand just enough to wallop the rough sonofabitch. He was the youngest kid to ever win the battle too... so yeah, a Fuckin eagle. Y'all can't see me, son!! For number two: the Orgasmotron gun from Orgasmo.

May 16, 2013
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OCJ_Brendan said
I was thinking spiked mace double sided hand axe....mace as more of a defensive weapon...

 

or my handy atomic bomb i use to win rock paper scisscors....works every time....

 

yeah teh mace/swordbreaker combo is a more defnsive combo, but it would cause sheer brutality. nothing like a good ol fashioned bludgeoning.

May 16, 2013
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surprised Orgasmatron bahahahahahaha

May 16, 2013
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Ya the swordbreaker is a nice choice.

 

Me personally I would go with dual ninjato.

 

May 16, 2013
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Old Mr Dangerous said
I'd use what Roland chose to beat Cort: his eagle. It roghteously fucked his trainer up enough that Roland gained the upper hand just enough to wallop the rough sonofabitch. He was the youngest kid to ever win the battle too... so yeah, a Fuckin eagle. Y'all can't see me, son!! For number two: the Orgasmotron gun from Orgasmo.

 

Whoaaaa Another dark tower fan?!?!? That makes four of us on here who have read the series. Brilliant choice, I wish i'd have thought of it

May 16, 2013
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Slumerican502 said

Old Mr Dangerous said
I'd use what Roland chose to beat Cort: his eagle. It roghteously fucked his trainer up enough that Roland gained the upper hand just enough to wallop the rough sonofabitch. He was the youngest kid to ever win the battle too... so yeah, a Fuckin eagle. Y'all can't see me, son!! For number two: the Orgasmotron gun from Orgasmo.

 

Whoaaaa Another dark tower fan?!?!? That makes four of us on here who have read the series. Brilliant choice, I wish i'd have thought of it

 

 

dark tower? please elbaorate (i am always on the hunt for new books to read, trying my hand at the game of thrones atm)

May 16, 2013
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It's stephen kings Magnum Opus. Really hard to explain. Its a sci-fi/fantasy/western/horror all rolled into one. It's a series of seven books. 

 

Most of the novels that he has ever written ties into this series in some way, so his body of work is actually one big uber story.

 

Definitely my favorite story of all time, and I'd recommend it to ANYONE regardless of whether or not you are a king fan. It's actually a crime that more people don't know of it

 

May 16, 2013
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Never read it but..

My buddy made a Dark Tower level in Left 4 Dead 2. 

http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.....file=13105

May 16, 2013
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Slumerican502 said
It's stephen kings Magnum Opus. Really hard to explain. Its a sci-fi/fantasy/western/horror all rolled into one. It's a series of seven books. 

 

Most of the novels that he has ever written ties into this series in some way, so his body of work is actually one big uber story.

 

Definitely my favorite story of all time, and I'd recommend it to ANYONE regardless of whether or not you are a king fan. It's actually a crime that more people don't know of it

 

nice, i havent read heaps of stephen king stuff, but i will definitly check it out after im finished with a song of ice and fire.

im the same with the wheel of time series. epic epic epic epic series.

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