amendments four through eight: the biggest reasons we are free today, except arguably the first.  getting around those without throwing off the whole constitution is just about impossible.  dont waste any sleep time worrying about fema.  i mean, seriously... fema?  fema doesnt have the wherewithal to carry out its legit job efficiently, how are they gonna subjugate the nation? 

of course, i didnt dig too deep, but the first five things i read about this were all from certified flakes, who desperately need fakey 'issues' like this to make a living.  better off trying to catch a bigfoot. 

if, somehow, fema was empowered to do any of that shit, spawn has already outlined the correction process:

if some body busts in my house in the middle of the night to take me and my family off to a fema camp, I am takin a few of em down before they take me cause i sleep within arms reach of my glock 23

too easy.  sleep soundly, ninjas.