Porn/Daphne Rosen or maybe samantha 38g

Celebrity/Nicki Minaj I hate that bitch but dem titties tho mmm.

Was watching Paranormal Activity last night. Katie had some real nice titties. That’s why the demon dragged her down the hall I bet, he wanted some quality time alone with them floppy fun bags without Micah getting in the way and cock blocking him with that goddamn camera all the time. I’d drag her out of bed too, she had some tig ol’ biddies.

All hail party boobs:

https://youtu.be/j5pS7HsHfGw?si=mCkOMgNVrx49K3Jv

YouTube Video The Cramps ~ Aloha From Hell (The Tube / 1986)

Ten fucking years later, this thread reopens. 

One of the funniest breast analogies I’ve ever read was in a Stuff/Maxim type magazine way back..

“I want to split her sweater kittens”

Weird but funny.

I like big, unhealthy unnatural looking tits. Like the humongous stupid idiot ones. At least DD. Kinda shits with mass that could knock someone clean out. So big and beautiful that it has straight girls trying to tittyfuck them in front of their sober families on a boring holiday when the cider has been spiked with MDMA. Ones so rotund and robust that straight white broads confess to being gay in at the dinner table in front of Aunt Joyce and Uncle Miguel. The kind of titties that make you want to go white water rafting early the next day; trendsetters. Life-changing, mammoth, moron mammaries. I like breasts so odd that they lower your IQ just by smelling them. Make you bray like a donkey that was two days away from retirement. Tits that lactate 1200 mg of THC:CBG on a schedule in tune with the Mayan calendar. But the Mayan calendar from Uncle Miguel’s man-cave. The one next to the Mr. Pibb. The kind of honkers that yaboiron (RIP) will rise up out of his opiate marsh lagoon grave plott for just a glimpse of.