I’m puzzled as to why anyone would want to sit down and think up their ideal artist. I’m even more puzzled as to why someone would want other people to do it. To what end? The artist won’t exist, neither will their label or music relations people. This is absolutely ridiculous, let’s figure this all out to get disappointed, because our ideal artist doesn’t exist. This is taking let’s pretend time to a whole new level of stupid. What’s tomorrow, plan your imaginary artists imaginary tour? Should we have imaginary opening acts? Imaginary stage sets? Oh, wherever shall I envision the imaginary merch booth? I wonder what the imaginary tour bus will look like? I’m sorry man, but this question is flat out retarded. In all the time you took to envision and type up this thread, you could have easily built a sick lego castle or something. And when all was said and done, it would actually exist. It would be pointless, sure, but that seems to be your thing so maybe you should just roll with it. You say you don’t want assholes, but you’re aware that this is faygoluvers right? I’m going to go play let’s pretend voicenameless jumps off a bridge. A tall one.

You can’t even school yourself into being dope, go back under your staircase you fuckin tool.

patjoyce said:

whatever helps you sleep at night Potter.

lol same to you & your lil delusions..

My delusions about what? I can’t rap, never said I could. Look Harry, we have something in common!! You should really look into going back to school, you can actually have a career making REAL money doing something that you’re good at. Or you can make mixtapes on your Fisher Price My First ‘Corder that nobody wants to download. You should at least print them up if you’re going to try and rap from now on, at least then people can use the cases to fix wobbly chairs or something. Nobody will be listening to them then either, but they’ll at least finally serve a purpose. You should really find a niche though, there’s all types of schools for your kind of people out there, there’s Everest (Fo’ Life!!!), ICDC (Master P, who can’t rap either, endorses that one), Phoenix University (being an involuntary recluse, this may be your best bet), maybe a health and beauty school, think about it, you can do hair all over the barrio yo!! Seriously dude, you can train to be a social worker, a crime scene investigator, a drug and alcohol counselor, anything someone like you can actually get hired for. Oh, I know, Job Corps!!! They have horrible rap commercials, you can go to job corps and train to……uuhhh……repair refrigerators or something. Whatever it is they train people to do. Think about it, you’re never going to be a successful rapper. Even mild success eludes you like it’s getting paid to do so. The only person stopping you is yourself dude, you want me to get you some phone numbers or something?

You ever think about learning how to operate a cherry picker? Seriously, that fruit isn’t going to just pick itself. If you do a good job, you can work your way up to the bananas.

It’s not racist, I don’t need to use fruit to be racist. You just hide behind that and use it as a crutch because you’re not creative enough to come up with anything else. So you whine about racism, big surprise.

And in other news, voicenameless still wants people to play let’s pretend time. If your favorite artist went to the beach, what would he do? Read a book quietly under an umbrella? Maybe go walking along the shoreline with a lady love? Or maybe your imaginary artist would go swimming in the imaginary ocean and build imaginary sand castles. If so, how far would they swim out past the shoreline? Are there imaginary sharks in the imaginary ocean that the imaginary artist should look out for? Should he stay safe on the beach and just build sand castles? If so, how tall should they be? Feel free to be extravagant, it’s all not real and none of it will ever even come close to happening. He really needs our input about the imaginary artist at the imaginary beach. Are his homies there? Did they want to come and he said no, I just need some time to myself after this long imaginary tour? What’s his swim suit look like? Does he bring food? Is there sand in it? Does he eat it anyway? Maybe he goes to snack bar. If so, does he have any money? How much? Is it an adequate amount? Does he get correct change from the vendor? Is your imaginary artist satisfied with his imaginary meal while spending his imaginary day at the imaginary beach? Any input would be appreciated.

Much Love!!!

That’s very mature warlock. It would take 2 minutes, I’m not surprised. By the way, that gif is getting really old, just like all your other one’s. Asking a “Moderator” to read something for under 2 minutes is unreasonable, you’re right. You do your job so well. On the bright side, the other mods are doing well. But, in all fairness, the other 3 mods can hold a conversation, read whole paragraphs, and they don’t cry like whiny bitches. Yup, thank God for the other 3, you can’t do your job effectively, it involves reading.