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11:18 pm
February 7, 2013
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This thread aside from randy has iintrigued me. Time to put Google and my insomnia to work.
2:35 am
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August 6, 2013
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Just remember folks, blind people don’t see black. They see nothing. Think about that for a second. Sounds can be sexual too, remember phone sex lines? They can jack off to chicks moaning and shit like that.
2:38 am
September 17, 2012
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Most men won’t bust a nut unless triggered by the sexual females moans, from them being pounded in the pussy area….true story
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2:52 pm
November 30, 2012
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Slumerican502 said
You’ll fucking lick my ass randy.Randy wants some juggalo dick….
But he is to scared to let it be….
So instead he fucks ricky martin and pretends it’s me
Don’t you randy?
Hahahahahahaha
Welcome to the forum Randy!!!!!!!
2:54 pm
November 30, 2012
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I’m sure they masturbate, but as to what…..You know Frog, this is certainly an interesting question, and one that I don’t know the answer to. I’ll ask the next blind guy I see walking down the street. If he gets offended, it’s not like he can identify me in a lineup or anything.
2:59 pm
November 30, 2012
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On another note, one time I farted in a line at Dunkin’ Donuts, and dude, it was a silent but deadly nightmare. People were all looking in back of them, looks of disgust all over their snotty little faces. So I did what any gentlemen would do…..I took a step back, and pointed at the blind guy in front of me, waving my nose with a similar look of disgust on my face. I sure was happy that guy was around that day, I mean, some of those DD bitches are cute.
This thread reminds me of an old joke, stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
Why do black people smell?
So blind people can hate them too!!! Oooohhhhh snap!!!!!!!!
5:13 pm
December 19, 2013
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patjoyce im going to kick your ass man .i’ll show you what im made of
Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.
5:19 pm
August 8, 2012
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You are prolly made of jelly donuts and bullshit
7:36 pm
November 30, 2012
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You do that Randy. You look like you’re made of Snicker bars. The house that nougat built. I’ve been threatened by better people than you, go eat another stick of butter.
7:39 pm
November 30, 2012
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But seriously, I used to be fat as well. Not as morbidly obese as you seem to be (Are you a shut in Randy?), but still, you know, overweight. I even had a heart attack about 6 months back or whatever. It couldn’t have come at a better time, I lost tons of weight and breathing isn’t my enemy anymore. You can do it too, you look like you’re right at deaths door, have that heart attack Randy, lose that weight.
7:43 pm
November 30, 2012
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Or better yet, I’m sure you know where there’s a Subway in your area, you can start to walk there and eat only a 6 inch turkey on whole wheat with just lettuce (No mayo Randy, sorry), and then walk back home. You can be just like Jared!!!!!! Either that, or you can call up Subway and try to get some contact info for Jared, you’d probably fit in his old pants. They’re jeans too, Jared seems like a nice guy, he’ll probably help you out. You know Randy, there is a world outside of sweatpants, and you deserve to be living in it. But I can’t do this alone Randy, you really have to be motivated to do it yourself.
7:45 pm
July 15, 2012
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Be careful pat he looks like he’ll eat you for a nickel
wait what?
SAMPSON NIGGA
7:50 pm
November 30, 2012
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It’s all good homie, it’s just another Internet tough guy sitting behind his chocolate and pizza grease stained keyboard, assuming anyone on this site is going to give a shit about him. He’s probably just mad that he has to get up off the couch or something.
7:55 pm
July 15, 2012
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He doesn’t get off the couch to buy weed! He calls Sampson! Nigga
lazy people man. Can’t live with them but you can jerk off on their face when they are sleeping. . We call that the obama
8:05 pm
November 30, 2012
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I’m afraid to ask what a Barrack is…
8:08 pm
July 15, 2012
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hermaphrodite I bet
8:43 pm
December 3, 2012
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The mcrib is back pat. You know you wanna! Just one mcrib man, it wont hurt
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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9:38 pm
November 30, 2012
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You got the McRib in your area dude? We don’t, you lucky bastard. I could never eat just one, you know this homie lol. Damn, I’m straight jealous. The McRib is like an orgasm for your mouth. Then again, I never had to look at them without the sauce. Eat a few for me Slum.
1:08 am
May 29, 2013
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patjoyce said
You got the McRib in your area dude? We don’t, you lucky bastard. I could never eat just one, you know this homie lol. Damn, I’m straight jealous. The McRib is like an orgasm for your mouth. Then again, I never had to look at them without the sauce. Eat a few for me Slum.
Ever work in a mcdonalds kitchen? That mccrib sauce will fry ur fucking nostrils out of your head. Idk whats in the shit, it comes in big ghetto ass tubs with just “mccrib sauce” on the label, but its far worse than onions or cayenne peppers could ever hope to be. U could convert that shit to pepper spray or something to that affect and it’d work no doubt.
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