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August 20, 2013
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Which are better? Off the top of my head, Vaginas have: Oysters, Clams, Gyros, Arbie's Roast Beef Sandwiches, Tacos, Kumquats, basically any round fruit when cut in half (pappaya, orange, grapefruit, etc.) and for dicks you got: hotdogs, corndogs, subs, popsicles, twinkies, hohos, original chicken sandwhiches (at BK), and bananas. 

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August 20, 2013
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Kumquats are probably tight lil orange pussies

August 20, 2013
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Kumquats and POPSICLES!

August 20, 2013
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Kumquats are probably tight lil orange pussies

First time i ever saw a kumquat was last year. I was so fascinated by the fact it looked just like a vagina i stuffed it up my sleeve and stole it. That's the only thing I've ever shop lifted.

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August 20, 2013
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LTB said

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Kumquats are probably tight lil orange pussies

First time i ever saw a kumquat was last year. I was so fascinated by the fact it looked just like a vagina i stuffed it up my sleeve and stole it. That's the only thing I've ever shop lifted.

Twas worth it

August 20, 2013
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How does this look like a pussy???

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This thread needs a poll damnit...

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I like them both, but I'm bisexual.

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he says he's bisexual... but he only likes testicles..

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he says he's bisexual... but he only likes testicles..

7th grade called they would like their rhyme back....

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OCJ_Brendan said
 

The Warlock said
he says he's bisexual... but he only likes testicles..

7th grade called they would like their rhyme back....

"want their whatever back" is older, hackier, & cornier than that rhyme...

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The Warlock said

OCJ_Brendan said
 

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he says he's bisexual... but he only likes testicles..

7th grade called they would like their rhyme back....

"want their whatever back" is older, hackier, & cornier than that rhyme...

I believe that was the point of responding that way 

August 21, 2013
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And bingo was his nameo

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Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

August 21, 2013
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OCJ_Brendan said
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How does this look like a pussy???

Wait til ur at the grocery store next time. turn it over til u see the crease in it. Stare. That photo is a bad representation of it's vagina like appearance 

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