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February 4, 2013
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If you were on death row, what would you chose for a last meal?

 

What would be your weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse

February 4, 2013
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many ideas for the first, but the second…

id say any weapon will work just fine, since generally the undead are extremely sluggish, extremely fragile, are absurdly easy to kill, and pose no real threat to a healthy human. 

makes you wonder how the fuck it could ever get to the apocalypse stage to begin with. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 4, 2013
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I've honestly thought about the last meal question quite a few times. Namely when someone or something about death row makes the news. I'm going to be honest with you, my last meal is nothing elaborate. There's a place called Tex Barry's coney island here in Attleboro and they have the best hot dogs I've ever had. I would have 5 of those with everything on them as a side to a big ribeye steak cooked medium rare with steak sauce and a baked potato with sour cream and bacon. Not bacon bits, bacon. That's not the greatest answer you'll get but it's honest, and i'd be more than happy with that. Of course all this changes a bit if the McRib is around at the time of my impending doom. As for the zombie apocalypse, i'd take one of my guns and just shoot myself, wouldn't want to live in a world like that. As soon as they bite you you're fucked and a zombie yourself, following zombie rules and logic, right? Fuck that shit. I'd just blow my own head off as I've never seen a headless zombie. Not before my last meal of course but that's exactly what i'd do, and i'd be happy with that man.

February 4, 2013
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thinking about the last meal for a minute, there are just too many choices.  so, id probably go with the first favorite food i thought of, that i hadnt had in a while. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 4, 2013
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I'd like a huge bowl of Captain Crunch as my last meal. And my weapon choice would have to be some sort of pipe-bomb explosive or a machete. Guns are fun and all but I can handle the blood shed. If I'm killing a zombie, I'm gonna make it creative and fun, an AK47 doesn't satisfy the thrill but perhaps a C4 would do the job. Would love to attach a C4 to a zombie and cage up a good 20 of them and KA-BOOM!

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getting into a bit of amatuer psychology, i have a theory that the reason undead stuff is popular, is it gives you a semi-legitimate reason to freely kill your neighbors. 

i cannot believe how many assholes out there have an armoury in their living room, which they tell you [with a fuckin straight face], is just in case the undead attack. 

nonsense.  they are hoping for anarchy, so they can kill without consequences. 

 

by the way…  captain crunch? 

inspired. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 4, 2013
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Im with yall on that one just keep it simple. Four or five true mexican soft tacos with the mexican style queso smothered all over it. Those hot dogs all beef pat? I can't fuck with hotdogs unless its all beef on a charcoal grill. Ate alot of sliced up hot dogs growing up lol. Can't go wrong with cereal either.

 

The weapon is a little bit trickier for me. Only because it's not just zombies that you have to worry about, but also roving gangs of rapists and murderers. Not just that but worrying about hunting your own food. If I had plenty of ammo I'd go for the standard M4 Carbine. Otherwise I'd like to have a crossbow like daryl on walking dead. That way you could pick up your arrows after you use them most of the time

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Crunch berries too.

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For the record, if you honestly think there will ever be a zombie apocalypse, you're a full grown retard. Cool hypothetical question, but if you're waiting for it to actually happen then all hope is lost. Try worrying about nuclear war, that could actually happen. Not you Slumerican, the people Scruffy was referring to.

February 4, 2013
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Try worrying about nuclear war, that could actually happen.

i spent the eighties doing that, dont wanna go back. 

on the other hand, i bet none of these youngsters ever got to learn how build a fallout shelter. 

oh, and, anybody remember 'duck and cover!'?  fuckin comedy gold, great way to waste class time. 

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February 4, 2013
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I don't know if they're all beef, I've learned not to ask too many questions when it comes to hot dogs. They're $1.80 so I doubt they're high quality, not a charcoal grill either. I admit that's the way to go but it's all about the meat sauce this guy uses, he's the man for that shit. Combined with the spicy brown mustard he makes there and the type of onions he uses, they're just insane. They'd probably be cold by the time they got to death row but they're still the shit. I'm gonna go get some now. Fat guy hunger pangs, nothing good about that. Peace!!

February 4, 2013
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Nah it's just for fun man. Trying to shake things up a bit. I'd say scruffy is right on about that. Some people would go apeshit just because they could. I'd say that alot of "preppers" just wanna protect their family and their life from said sociopaths

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I wasn't referring to you dude, I enjoy your 2 question threads a lot. I can just picture people stocking up arms for the undead, it's just ridiculous to me. If it did happen, you're absolutely right, people would lose their minds. Think the end of Night of the Living Dead, people turned into animals. It brings up an interesting thought though, should you be more frightened of the zombies or your neighbors? The whole world would be chaotic, which is why i'd take my own life. I'm way to fat too outrun anything, even a zombie. Who wants to die all winded?

February 4, 2013
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I'd say that alot of "preppers" just wanna protect their family and their life from said sociopaths

thats sorta what im getting at, theyre prepping to defend against... the people who do the same shit they do. 

but dont ever bother trying to explain that to one of them.  theyll just act like youre going to die early, even though they couldnt tell ya what the single most important item a group needs to survive is. 

oh yeah, beef franks over turkey, pork, chicken, or anything else. 

The whole world would be chaotic

that was my other point, the undead are no threat, therefore no chaos will ensue. 

if it did, undead would have little to do with it. 

so...  for a single person to defend themselves against other people, nothing beats a rifle.   

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 4, 2013
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I think thats the whole point of the walking dead series and the book "The Lord of the Flies". That and how you would react in certain situations. Do you revert to the prime directive and just worry about yourself, or do you do the compassionate human thing and go out of your way to help others? Is it better to survive in a group or by yourself? Or do you "opt out" like you'd chose to do?

Do you try to maintain some semblance or normalcy and order or do you chose to be a predator and rape pillage and plunder? It really is a good question. Aside from our fully developed frontal lobes(our self awareness) what makes us human?

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the book "The Lord of the Flies"

one of the very few intelligent analyses of the subject you will ever find in fiction. 

dont take anything from romero, or walking dead, but entertainment. 

   

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February 4, 2013
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I think art imitates life.You can take whatever you want out of it. I read lord of the flies in middle school, then again my senior year.First time it was just a good book but that second time around I sat and thought about what the book was trying to say for a long time

The walking dead isn't about the zombies.That's just a fun distraction To me any good art should make you think. I see what your saying though. ICP is a good example of it. It's not mind boggling philosophy but it can still open up avenues of thought for you.

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Slumerican502 said:

If you were on death row, what would you chose for a last meal?

 

What would be your weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse

hmmm... prolly enchiladas...

 

a shotgun... cuz its got a good spread!

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Slumerican502 said:

If you were on death row, what would you chose for a last meal?

 

What would be your weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse

probably pizza as a last meal   its always been one of my favs since childhood

 

and weapon i would like to say a katana  but not sure if that would be good since its close up killing so id settle for a machine gun

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What kind of pizza though? Homeade? Bearno's? What toppings? Can't go wrong with pizza either. Minus the massive heartburn.

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