I don’t say shit to them, they probably don’t go to school anyway. Hardcore wannabe G’s can’t go to school, it’s like so totally hardcore to go through life like an illiterate retard instead of taking advantage of all the advantages they have coming from a good home, in a good area, with parents who have money and actually give a shit and want to see them succeed. That’s not cool, nah nigga (says the white boy), you don’t know me. You’re right, I don’t. Nor do I want to. Eat your sandwich and shut the fuck up. Better do it inside though, yo whack ass mom be mad pissed yo when you get tomato sauce on the inside of the Camry nigga. I know, I know, you’d smack that hoe but she would totally cut off your allowance. Fuck that bitch.

Me too man, I feel the exact same way. I would never want my kids to act the way that I did when I was young, so I would want to protect them from all the things that I did. But how can I get mad at them for doing the same shit that I did without being a hypocrite? On the other side of that argument, I could never in good faith allow them to partake in the same shit, as it would make me a loser of a parent if I did. So, I would have to enforce rules (or try to) and end up being like a warden, which I would undoubtedly hate. So yeah, no kids for me. With my luck being the wise ass that I am, my kids would be retarded.

You know what pat? You are absolutely right. Wal-mart is a cesspool of everything thats wrong with this country. The image that comes to mind is large people who can obviously walk grazing the grocery isles riding on that hoveround(sp?) with the basket up front.

If people watching is your hobby then wal-mart at 2am is akin to an african safari.

Thanks Psyral!! Despite my wise ass behavior on here from time to time, I would never talk that way in front of impressionable youth, especially MY impressionable youth. I don’t really want kids at the moment though, I hate responsibility. I have no idea how people with kids do it, God bless ya’ll and good luck.  

Yup. New favorite poster: @patjoyce. Jesus Christ, dude, you hit the nail on the head about Wally World. I literally had to read that and the two following responses aloud to my family. They approve. lol.