This just makes me sad, there isn’t a drop of faygo in 100 miles of me. When I used the “find your pop” feature on the site it pointed me to somewhere called hucks about 12 miles away, while my dad was in the area, and I was doing god knows what, he went to go find it, and it looks like it closed down a long time ago.

I want to try the cotton candy, that sounds freaking awesome. 

oh also, I was thinking of buying some offline, and the shipping was 45 dollars, not doing that shit

Old Mr Dangerous said

The little gas station attached to my dispensary has carried Faygo for awhile. Caramel Apple, Cotton Candy, Blue Raspberry. Cotton Candy is so goddamned sweet that it scares me to sip it. If my kids are extra good I’ll pour some into a shot glass for them. I’ve had the same small bottle in my fridge for like 3 weeks.  

sprite & coke have more sugar than faygo

okay so I went to AJ’s, and also went to go get the pots cleaned on my guitar, since I’m too scared to do it myself, as well as to buy a new part and have it put on. I walked there and asked my mom to come pick me up at 6. 

Now, picture everything that could have gone wrong, now take out being a victim of a crime, and there you go, that’s what happened.

So the AJ’s had faygo, but their vender stopped calling them abruptly about half a year ago, I might check some of the others in the area, though they said they’d try to call the vender for me. 

For the guitar, the tech guys weren’t there, I got the day that they start in the week wrong

and then my parents seemingly forgot my existance so I had to walk home, then while walking home I either A. started hallucinating, or B. walked in to a middle of a bunch of offputing shit

I started hearing wierd indescribable noises from some bushes, then I had a police helicopter move and just hover over around where I was standing while sirens blared (I don’t like sirens). Then I started feeling sick and almost threw up. 

0/10 would not bang again.

Cotton candy is the shit (and dangerous) but what chall know bout this SHIT

SPOOKYtheFUNGI said

You mean 60/40 renamed?  

Nah it’s actually grapefruit cherry flavor. Interesting to try but gets old quick.

Faygo’s “Store Finder” thing on their website is NOT to be believed!

There have been several times I’ve made detours on my way to The Gathering in order to get That Precious Sauce…

Only to have some convience store worker look at at me like every time I ask if they sell “Faygo” that I’m speaking in code looking for anal butt lube or amyl nitrate. Because southerners be southern all the time!