1. Charlie Sheen, apparently upset that Rihanna did not meet his fiancée, has launched a Twitter statement about his unrealized Rihanna encounter.

    

   The actor refers to Rihanna as an idiot and he makes fun of her current hair color in the statement, which is below.

    

   “so,

   I took my gal out to dinner

   last night with her best

   friends for her Bday.

   we heard Rihanna was present as well.

   I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé

   Scotty to her, as she is a

   huge fan.

    

   (personally I couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

    

   well, the word we received back was that there were too

   many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time.

    

   At this time? AT THIS TIME??

   lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random

   11 million to 1 encounter

   with her some other night…?

    

   no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and

   “please kill me now”

   that I’d never get back.

    

   My Gal, however,

   was NOT OK with it.

   Nice impression you

   left behind, Bday or not.

   Sorry we’re not KOOL enough

   to warrant a blessing from

   the Princess.

   (or in this case

   the Village idiot)

    

   you see THIS is the reason

   that I ALWAYS take the time.

   THIS is why I’m in this thing

   31 awesome years.

   Good will and

   common courtesy, carefully

   established over time to exist radically in concert

   with a code of gratitude!

    

   I guess “Talk That Talk”

   was just a big ol lie from

   a big ol liar.

    

   oh and Riahnna,

   Halloween isn’t for a while.

   but good on you for testing out your costume in public.

   it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer,

   as in:

   none.

    

   See ya on the way down,

   (we always do)

   and actually,

   it was a pleasure NOT

   meeting you.

   clearly we have NOTHING

   in common when it comes

   to respect for those who’ve

   gone before you.

   I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds

   to situate that bad wig

   before you left the restaurant.

    

   Here’s a tip from a real vet

   of this terrain;

   If ya don’t wanna get bothered

   DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!

   and if this “Prison of Fame”

   is soooooooo unnerving and

   difficult, then QUIT, junior!