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1:48 pm
March 30, 2018
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this forum is deader than Zero lately
so let's shake things up
@s-word (you cant tag people anymore??the forum is fucked)
where are you girl???
these people need you I am huffing and I am puffing and I am blowing their house down they are afraid of the big bad smack and need you to protect them for them to feel safe and sound again
how could you just abandon your people??
I mean I was gone for almost 2 years you won I was cholera and you were the vaccine that saved this forum from my wrath
and now your like fuck it??
you are a COWARD
Malakala ran you off???
I know he punked you IRL but is that all it takes??
show yourself make your presence known
if not you are the BITCH I always said you were and everyone who defends you is also a BITCH.
Its been said you log on from time to time that you now post on facebook your own fans are exposing you as the COWARD you are.
@pigg
please man explain this K-pop shit to me
why are Korean boys who look like girls so popular in America??
@cheshyr
pussycat pussycat where are you??
you excited about Ghostbusters 3?? I know your little pudgy ass Lily Allen listening self got a full 3 inch boner thinking about Dan Akroyd,Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson back in the iconic suits again.
do you think the rumors are true?? will Rick Moranis come out of retirement for this film???
and who do you think should do the theme song?? that fall out boy version was wet shit
I myself vote for T-Pain that motherfucker can sing
and I still think that Leslie Jones looks like the Gorilla in the filmation ghostbusters cartoon
@shiftzilla (formally known as punkrockjuggalo)
Do you think the only way Lena Dunham could ever be funny is that if Jeff Dunham's hand was up her ass??
@roscoe
How's your wife??
@kukluxklown
DO YOU THINK THAT THE EARTH IS HOLLOW AND THERE ARE REPTILLIAN SHAPESHIFTERS LIVING UNDERGROUND AND THAT THEY SECRETLY CONTROL THE WORLD??
@psyral
what were William and Harry like in person??
@patjoyce
still inhaling big mac's?? you married yet?? have any kids?? can I kill them if you don't respond??(kidding people I dont kill children I am not a democrat)but once upon a time in the heyday of this forum Paddy said he would kill mine because I pretend blocked him and ignored his posts.
@bayareashaman
ICE deport you yet??? if not dont worry I heard Trump will bus you to San Francisco for free where you can shit on the streets as much as you want but never and I mean never use a plastic straw in San Francisco that shit will get you deported faster than rape.
@karacalla
blonde or brunette plumpers?? I know your a chubby chaser and that's ok you find yourself an oinker and you boink her
@lucem_ferre
you happy that netflix picked up lucifer for a 4th season?? I know you named yourself after him and you even rock those King Gordy devil horn braids that make you look autistic
done for now
I know there are a lot of you I did not mention and I will get to you all in due time
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3:11 pm
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Rather than burning the motherfucker down (cuz some use this place as an emotional tampon)
@DemonicSwagger suggests to just Let em bleed volume 5.
He's a fucking wizard.
Source: https://faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/general-discussion/scottie-d-takes-bribes/page-3/#spEditFormAnchor
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3:48 pm
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I remember I was at this party. There was this girl stumbling drunk all over. Her bloody tampon fell out. So I (I had gloves on) wedged the tampon into some dudes car door handle so when he'd go to open it, he got some bloody fingertips. 
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5:15 pm
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Had a buddy at work tell us a story about smearing dog poop under someones door handle. Dead of winter, dog took a healthy steamy poo, friend picked it up and smeared it under another friends door handle, it froze. Guy had no idea why everytime he got in his car his hand smelled like poo...
Sorry, not a tampon story.
Whoop Whoop Drunkalo :
SPOOKYtheFUNGIYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
8:36 pm
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Donald_Trump said
...@psyralwhat were William and Harry like in person??...
They were just kids having a good time. I think they enjoyed being away from press and cameras. Since (in character) we were royalty too, we talked to them like they were just any other kids. Even with Diana, I did not address her as lady or princess. I called her Diana.
Anyway, they were just normal kids having fun. Well behaved. Slightly shy.
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8:42 pm
October 30, 2013
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"Your lack of online social presence makes it difficult for me to predict your needs..." - 2064: Read Only Memories
11:49 pm
October 30, 2013
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ps
no.
"Your lack of online social presence makes it difficult for me to predict your needs..." - 2064: Read Only Memories
12:01 am
October 30, 2013
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@fuckface
"Your lack of online social presence makes it difficult for me to predict your needs..." - 2064: Read Only Memories
4:13 pm
March 30, 2018
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poor little pussycat can't even answer a simple question because #OrangeManBad
@drunkalo
whats the drunkest you ever been man?? ever wake up one morning in your bathroom covered in puke with one foot in the toilet?? because I have
@warlock
how come you never show off your Post Malone portrait tattoo on here like you do on facebook?? it's a pretty dope tattoo the artist did an amazing job I just don't understand why you got it as a tramp stamp??? is that the only way little spunky can spunk???
@spooky
the fungus among us,is there a drug you have not done??? if fentanyl is not good enough for you anymore I highly recommend carfentanyl it's 1000 X stronger than just regular fentanyl find yourself some and bring it to the gathering share it with the whole village if you thought this forum is dead now
@deathmetaljuggalo
why did you steal shaman's CD?? do you know how many lawn's he had to mow to afford that CD?? his whole trailer park and that's like zero lawns but a lot of trailers and a lot of trash he had to pick up for that CD
@ganjagoblin
one word B****R
here's a hint Manny Pacquiao is one
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
5:04 pm
May 4, 2014
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Heard Justin Castro just changed the Canadian National Anthem to Cuckstep. What a mooseknuckle.
YouTube Video Safe Space Sally (Cuckstep) Video Remix ft Justin Trudeau
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5:12 pm
September 18, 2012
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No I don't do the horns anymore because they're a pain in the ass and most of the time I mess it up and look autistic.
krunkazphuk said
Source: https://faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/general-discussion/scottie-d-takes-bribes/page-3/#spEditFormAnchor
My perspective of that thread has completely changed prior to Swagger admitting to me that he is a racist that believes black people have lower IQs quoting 'The Bell Curve' as evidence while trying to paint the idea as not that bad. I mean, I always felt that he could be a racist when he told me he doesn't listen to black rappers (which is also a sign of terrible taste) but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Even here, shaman didn't have any reason to believe Swagger is a racist but I guess he wasn't wrong. Maybe he noticed some subtleties in his behavior that went over our heads.
5:26 pm
March 30, 2018
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Justin "zoolander" Trudeau did in fact change our national anthem
he changed the line
in all thy sons command
to
in all of us command
the asshole just had to make iit gender neutral
I don't get these fucking not strait people
these gender trans queers non binary hermaphothey's
there are women out there that become men and are only attracted to men who became women
and vice versa
a man transcends into a woman but only wants to have sex with women who transcended to men??
what the fucks the point in that???
all that did was fuck up everything
you could never have kids together you took out the parts needed to make that happen
and then they call the people that have actual kids bigots??
the world is fucked
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
5:29 pm
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imma go out on a whim and hope you mean boxer
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5:33 pm
March 30, 2018
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GanjaGoblin said
imma go out on a whim and hope you mean boxer
DING DING DING
you should go on wheel of fortune man
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
5:56 pm
March 30, 2018
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Psyral Infection said
Donald_Trump said
...@psyral
what were William and Harry like in person??...They were just kids having a good time. I think they enjoyed being away from press and cameras. Since (in character) we were royalty too, we talked to them like they were just any other kids. Even with Diana, I did not address her as lady or princess. I called her Diana.
Anyway, they were just normal kids having fun. Well behaved. Slightly shy.
About 6 years ago William and his new bride Kate came to Montreal to visit some culinary school a few blocks away from where I was living so me and my buddy Buster went to go see what the the commotion was about, there was 1000's of people and so many fucking police officers.
when they left the building my buddy yelled out as hard as he could " HEY AIDSFACE" and some little old lady wearing all royal gear and holding a sign that said I LOVE YOU WILLIAM started to beat the shit out of him, I mean this 90 year old did not hold back she was fucking TRIGGERED all I could do was laugh I mean it was the funniest thing I ever witnessed my buddy is like 5'0 too and she gave him a swollen lip and scratched the fuck out of his face, nobody even tried to help him everyone was laughing I wish that made the news so badly.
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7:32 pm
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krunkazphuk said
@Donald_TrumpRather than burning the motherfucker down (cuz some use this place as an emotional tampon)
@DemonicSwagger suggests to just Let em bleed volume 5.
He's a fucking wizard.
Source: https://faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/general-discussion/scottie-d-takes-bribes/page-3/#spEditFormAnchor
A grand wizard according to Lucem.
12:29 am
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Say whimsical wizardry 10x fast
9:36 am
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Donald_Trump said
@drunkalo
whats the drunkest you ever been man?? ever wake up one morning in your bathroom covered in puke with one foot in the toilet?? because I have
The first year after my father passed i celebrated his birthday without him. Got good and drunk, well stoned, and fell asleep on the bathroom floor. The Mrs and my little brother helped me a lot that night. Had to go to the bathroom, sat backwards on the toilet, and somehow did a backflip onto the floor. The mrs and my little brother helped me up, pulled my jeans up, and walked me into the livingroom. I told them i felt like Mary-Lou Rettin. As i walked back into the livingroom with my sister and her family sitting there, still tugging on my pants and asked them in my best Steve Urkel voice if they had any cheese. Dont remember much after that except being in our upstairs bathroom, holding onto the toilet for dear life, yacking my brains out, and asking the Mrs for a courtesy flush cause i was afraid to let go. My younger sister, husband, and kids were here and all told me good night as i was laying there in the fetal position. Slept there almost all night. I woke up, took some ibuprophens, and fell asleep in our jacuzzi downstairs.
Shell never let me live down the courtesy flush.
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the_patriot_smackYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
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