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April 17, 2014
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Slumerican502
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Just playing prj. I wanted to put together a quick questions thread since its been awhile.

 

 

1. What would be your porn moniker?

 

2. If you had to pick one place besides the U.S to be born in, where would it be?

 

3.Are you a smoker? If so can you remember your first cig and what brand do you smoke?

 

4.Favorite musician? Not rappers, dj’s, or singers, but somebody who plays an actual instrument.

 

5. Name two people youd like to see fight to the death.

April 17, 2014
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Slumerican502 said
Just playing prj. I wanted to put together a quick questions thread since its been awhile.

LMAO. I will not lie, i was about to let into someone. Good Job, Sir!

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1. What would be your porn moniker?

N/A

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2. If you had to pick one place besides the U.S to be born in, where would it be?

England

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3.Are you a smoker? If so can you remember your first cig and what brand do you smoke?

Former smoker. My mom gave me my first cigarette at the age of 6. I did smoke Marlboro or whatever i could afford.

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4.Favorite musician? Not rappers, dj’s, or singers, but somebody who plays an actual instrument.

Let me think about it hmmmmmmmmmm……….. To be continued…

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5. Name two people youd like to see fight to the death.

Nancy Grace  -vs- a deadly weapon.

 

April 17, 2014
5:49 pm
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1. What would be your porn moniker?

2. If you had to pick one place besides the U.S to be born in, where would it be? 

3.Are you a smoker? If so can you remember your first cig and what brand do you smoke? 

4.Favorite musician? Not rappers, dj’s, or singers, but somebody who plays an actual instrument. 

5. Name two people youd like to see fight to the death. 

1.  dunno.  how about, ‘ensign packtool’?  

2.  i pick… the place i was born in, japan.  

3.  yes, yes, and camel wide menthols. 

4.  way, way, way too wide open.  the debate in my head would take weeks, and even then, id probably change my mind.  

i cant even pick a favorite guitarist, or drummer, etc.  

5.  me vs any scumbag sexual abuser, molestor, or rapist.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 17, 2014
6:32 pm
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cigarettes only alleviate stress for cigarette smokers.  

for non-smokers, tobacco has more of a drug-like impact.  

i actually started with cigars, at 18.  first one made my head swim.  but just the first one.  

  

dont smoke, kids.  unless you want to look cool.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 17, 2014
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Slumerican502 said
1. What would be your porn moniker?

2. If you had to pick one place besides the U.S to be born in, where would it be?

3.Are you a smoker? If so can you remember your first cig and what brand do you smoke?

4.Favorite musician? Not rappers, dj’s, or singers, but somebody who plays an actual instrument.

5. Name two people youd like to see fight to the death.

1. Randy Gall.

On a related note, I got a card while walking the Vegas strip recently from a BDSM girl named “Onya Cox.” I got quite a laugh out of that one.

2. Spain or France. I don’t know, I’ve got a serious case of wanderlust, this changes weekly. Barcelona is my favorite city that I’ve been to, so there’s that.

3. Never had a cigarette in my life. The occasional cigar’s fun, as is hookah. Mainly I stick to greener pastures, if you catch my drift.

4. Damn. For sheer instrumental work, it’s hard to mess with Les Claypool on bass.

5. Carlos Mencia vs. Kanye West. In either outcome, we’re the true winners.

April 17, 2014
6:44 pm
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proper hookahs, and shishas, are flat out the best way to smoke tobacco.  fuckin bomb.  

if i ever travel someplace thats got one, i will spend much time in the hookah bar.  

  

number five is a good point of view, i feel like i wasted my answer.  no, no i dont.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 17, 2014
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Some awesome choices so far. Id like to see nancy grace in a fight to the death with ann coulter. Beautiful.

 

1. Clint Manhammer

2. The Hague or more specifically amsterdam

3. Yep, first cig was a Marlboro Light when I was about 10. I smoke L&M Full Flavor and sometimes Marlboro Lights. Used to smoke Camel Wides Full Flavor but quit because nobody smokes em and I cant find fresh packs anywhere. Yall ever see the hidden pictures in the camel?

4. Toss up between Zak Wylde and Joey Jordison

5. Sly Stallone and Bruce Willis or Nick Cage and Keanu Reeves

April 17, 2014
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1. What would be your porn moniker?
Emilo Estebeds
 

2. If you had to pick one place besides the U.S to be born in, where would it be?

  I think anywhere in western Europe would be the tits.

3.Are you a smoker? If so can you remember your first cig and what brand do you smoke?

  I started on Marbolo lights when I was 14, as it was what my sister smoked. Now I smoke Newports.

4.Favorite musician? Not rappers, dj’s, or singers, but somebody who plays an actual instrument.

  Yo Yo Ma

5. Name two people youd like to see fight to the death.

Id like to see all the heads of every large investment bank fight in a royal rumble style match that has a briefcase full of government subsides dangling over the ring.  When whomever was still living climbed the ladder they’d discover that it was full of venomous land piranhas that would devour their face.

 

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 17, 2014
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Slumerican502 said  
3. Yall ever see the hidden pictures in the camel?    

i believe thats essentially a rorschach blot test.  

however, i also believe i read something about how they actually did deliberately hide images in the camel.  kinda like the ‘hidden’ images in the various beer and booze ads that was a fad for a while.  

  

people have told me they see the loin, the koala, the frog, the footprints, the jesus, edvard munchs painting ‘the scream’, and probably more.  

  

  

ocj:  inspired #5.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 17, 2014
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I had this perfect image of Llyod Blankfein’s face being eaten by land piranhas it made me literally laugh out loud a little.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 17, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said

Id like to see all the heads of every large investment bank fight in a royal rumble style match that has a briefcase full of government subsides dangling over the ring.  When whomever was still living climbed the ladder they’d discover that it was full of venomous land piranhas that would devour their face.

 

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Follow it up with Ben Bernanke being raped by an ornery gorilla, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a pay-per-view.

April 17, 2014
7:17 pm
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i wonder how many people were checkin the main page, saw this topic title, read the thread, and are now making a confused face at their computer screen…?  

  

if youre reading this, confused-face people, this is how we do in the forum, you gotta bring your wits and be ready for anything.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 17, 2014
7:24 pm
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Back on topic you thread derailing motherfuckers…

 

I hear on high authority that Boondox’s fourth seal is as follows:

Row…Row…Row…Your….Boat..

Gently…Down…The…Stream…

Merrily…Merrily…Merrily…Merrily…

Life…Is…But…A…Dream

(Gotcha Bitch)

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 17, 2014
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i consider the mic a instrument :/

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April 17, 2014
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I thought it was pretty funny. What happened to that last post scruffy? I was gonna comment on how it was the internet equivalent to the old how to keep an idiot busy flip it over cards.

April 17, 2014
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The Warlock said
i consider the mic a instrument :/

 

Cmon dude at least answer the questions. I guess one could argue for a mic being an instrument but we are talking strictly instruments that one could play

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1. What would be your porn moniker?

no fuckin clue.. 1st pet & current street? Kitty Corral? guess id be a tranny haha

2. If you had to pick one place besides the U.S to be born in, where would it be?

 Canada..

3.Are you a smoker? If so can you remember your first cig and what brand do you smoke?

 nah recently quit.. marlboro red 100’s were my preference.. dont remember my 1st cig.. maybe a camel..

4.Favorite musician? Not rappers, dj’s, or singers, but somebody who plays an actual instrument.

hmmm.. idk.. maybe eddie van halen? 

5. Name two people youd like to see fight to the death.

hmmm.. barney & a rock em sock em robot

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April 17, 2014
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The mic’s not a musical instrument, period. It’s an amplification device. If anything, one could make the argument that the human voice is in and of itself a musical instrument. However, I think Slum’s intent was rather obviously to get the answer as it pertains to more classical definitions of the term “musical instrument.” IE: Guitar, drums, trumpet, cello, kazoo, didgeridoo, etc.

April 17, 2014
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Slumerican502 said
I thought it was pretty funny. What happened to that last post scruffy? I was gonna comment on how it was the internet equivalent to the old how to keep an idiot busy flip it over cards.

thats almost exactly was i was trying for, but the damn thing kept reformatting on me.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 17, 2014
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1. Winston Hogback

2. Greece or Mexico.. not sure about this one to be honest.

3. No. I used to take a hit or two whilst tripping for the head rush… I will have a cigar 2-4 times a year on average.

4. I don’t know. Jimi, Morello, Dimebag? Instruments are a mystery to me, other than my skin flute.

5. My brother and the man who killed him and never even spent the night in lock up. Just to bring a little balance to the horror. A chance to make things right.

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