lol. i work with a dude who skips leg day. good thing too, i harrass him relentlessly about it. he cannot run very fast on his little chicken legs so he hasnt caught me yet.

Novocaine, The Elusive said
 your neighbourhood might be the 5th sexiest, but smack, you are one of the ugliest elephant man looking motherfuckers i ever seen.

/thread

Novocaine, The Elusive said
careful. smack will get his gang onto you

 

 

Novocaine is incredibly bored and procrastinating greatly.

Truth

stretchSquiggles said

entrappedmind said
@stretchsquiggles @jiffylong I’m in Sandusky, right on the shore. About as north as it gets, unless you’re swimming or a richie rich on PIB or Kelley’s. lol.

oh shit!!! do you have privet access to the bay?!?!? cause i have never found a great place to fish it… sandusky is a bit of a haul for me though… would make a great day trip!!! 

Er, lemme clarify. Sandusky’s on the shore. Not my place. I’m on the southern outskirts, in the boonies, surrounded by soybeans and corn.

Plenty of good shore spots to fish, though. I’m not the type to hop on a boat and haul in a horde of perch, but my brother-in-law is.

JiffyLong said
I never really had much luck fishing, I caught a bass, but it swallowed the fuckin’ hook, I tried to pull it out, but the stomach came out too, I pushed the stomach back down its throat, then red goo came out the gills, I don’t fucking know. I got the hook back, I threw the fish back in, it swam, so it was alive, but it died soon after. I ended up waiting a day for it to float to the side of the pond so I can throw it in the woods, so it doesn’t stink up the place. 

why didnt you cut that sucker up and eat it?

i dont get to fishing much. last time i went i caught a tiny snapper and what happened to jiffy happened to me except there was noone else around and it was too small eating,so i cut that fucker up for some free bait woo!

lol you shouldve just stolen the fish. least then you woulda got soemthing out of it.

Pretty sure i met this guy one time travelling through meekathara.

Mick Taylor. yep he was a real person too.

Randy Gall said
The last time I went fishing a caught a cat fish but the second time I hooked my self in the fucking face like rely man . Some how the cat fish died in the mid of all time this so that sucked ass I wanted to watch it swim…. BUT INSTED IT FUCKING DIED WHAT KINE OF BOWLSHIT IS THAT!!!!!!

Seriously that coulda been a Gall ism.

entrappedmind said

Er, lemme clarify. Sandusky’s on the shore. Not my place. I’m on the southern outskirts, in the boonies, surrounded by soybeans and corn.

Plenty of good shore spots to fish, though. I’m not the type to hop on a boat and haul in a horde of perch, but my brother-in-law is.

oh okay i see XD and i’m not the biggest boat guy myself… much better to sit on the shore and wait for the cats to come to me :P any recommendations on spots to venture to?