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4:46 pm
August 30, 2018
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What would be the easiest way for me to kill myself?
5:00 pm
March 30, 2013
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Choking on my infamous wang.
Well…. that’s the tastiest option. Probably wouldn’t be too fun, from your perspective.
But seriously, no suicide talk here. Either seek help or cease talking about it unless you want someone like Psyral to trace your whereabouts then have the paramedics come take you in against your will.
Shit ain’t funny.
Choking on my penis, however….
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI5:01 pm
May 4, 2014
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Keep reading this forum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxSjj5X6Qw
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5:03 pm
January 29, 2015
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He(?) Returns!
Are you close to a ghetto? You can pick up throw-aways for like $50-$100 usually. Just make sure it’s larger than .22 caliber if you want it done right. Jumping from an overpass is quite easy if you’re not concerned about collateral damage. Extension cord noose is also quite easy and you probably already have the necessary equipment. Unless you live in a trailer like me because ceilings are too low. People have pulled this off using door knobs though.
If you want more info hit me up in a PM. I have an extensive knowledge of suicide all dependent on your wallet size.
But why?
5:17 pm
April 7, 2018
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5:17 pm
August 30, 2018
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Ignore that. On second thought, I think I’ll just get plastered or something. Soul-crushing despair is nonexistent when one is drunk out of his mind.
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Drunkalo, dribblybob5:22 pm
August 10, 2017
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cacophonousAntiquarian said
Ignore that. On second thought, I think I’ll just get plastered or something. Soul-crushing despair is nonexistent when one is drunk out of his mind.
Now ur talking my language!
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
6:06 pm
August 30, 2018
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Update: I really wish we had more Southern Comfort. Right now I’m stuck with a really shitty margarita
6:08 pm
April 18, 2017
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It takes a lot less alcohol if you pour it up your bunghole.
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI, renomike, dribblybob6:42 pm
September 1, 2014
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cacophonousAntiquarian said
What would be the easiest way for me to kill myself?
Mimic Scruffies life, you would die a little bit every day until your goal is achieved.
6:52 pm
August 30, 2018
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said
It takes a lot less alcohol if you pour it up your bunghole.
That would require some considerable anti-gravitational gymnastics.
6:58 pm
February 16, 2018
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honestly, and I’m being serious here, I’d recommend overdosing on tylenol, because it has a good chance not to work, but still has a chance to, if your not going to get help at least give yourself the chance to survive, some part of you must want to.
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cacophonousAntiquarianI see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
7:04 pm
April 18, 2017
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cacophonousAntiquarian said
That would require some considerable anti-gravitational gymnastics.
Nah, turkey baster outta do the trick
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cacophonousAntiquarian, renomike8:38 pm
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12:27 am
January 29, 2015
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said
Nah, turkey baster outta do the trick
Vodka soaked tampons for the win yo, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Drunkalo7:58 am
April 15, 2013
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Inert gas.
10:35 am
February 16, 2018
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said
Nah, turkey baster outta do the trick
I don’t think that would work that well, I’d reccomend a water pick, its made to clean teeth but it outta do the trick.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
2:14 pm
May 4, 2014
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How about getting beaten to death by a cheerleader?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkAdRsvBsuI
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2:41 pm
March 30, 2013
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Today I am celebrating my youngest daughter’s first day of school by watching a kitten slowly die.
His body is cold, so I’ve been warming up a child’s sock with rice inside in the microwave and somehow got his body back to normal.
He barely moves. Cant open his eyes. Meows once in a great while. Breathes, here and there.
I’m just prolonging the inevitable, but I figure if I were to slowly die, I’d rather die with a warm sack of rice over me in a box next to a giant ape person than alone, freezing in 99 degree weather somehow.
So, dude that started this thread… wanna switch with this kitten? It sounds like an okay for you to go. I’ll keep you warm. And keep the flies off of you. They’re impatient. I’ve been singing to this cat, too (we named him Saturn)… I’ll sing you to sleep….
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Drunkalo, SPOOKYtheFUNGI, cacophonousAntiquarian2:48 pm
August 10, 2017
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Your a good man Mr. Dangerous
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Old Mr Dangerous, SPOOKYtheFUNGIYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
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